directory of love sms, romantic sms, birthday sms http://www.oneanall.com/sms directory of love sms, romantic sms, birthday sms and lot Thu, 31 May 2012 00:30:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Candle Jokes http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/feedburner/boYO/~3/YFxc0AqOq3g/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/31/candle-jokes/#comments Thu, 31 May 2012 00:30:21 +0000 sugandh http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/31/candle-jokes/

What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter!

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Why did God create man?

Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

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Rowe’s Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

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We just disappointed 10 billion people. Not counting the ex-wives.

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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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“Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important.”


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Sher Shayari SMS

Us Nazar ki tarf mat dekho
Jo tumhe dekhne se inkaar karti hai.
Duniya ki bheed me us nazar ki taraf dekho.
Jo Sirf aur sirf tumhara intezaar karti hai…

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Hindi Bewafa Shayari SMS

Hamne jise dil o jaan se chaha,
Us bewafa ne kisi aur ko chaha,
Pata nahi hum aashiq kyon unke liye fariyaad karte hai…
Janki pyar ke bahane to wo hame barbad karte hai…

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“I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether.”


By Alfred North Whitehead

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“If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.”


By Vannevar Bush

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