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<title>Charles Caleb Colton</title>
<description>"We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them."</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>William Hazlitt</title>
<description>"When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest."</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Wilson</title>
<description>"Honesty is the best image."</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Andy Warhol</title>
<description>"I am a deeply superficial person."</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dave Barry</title>
<description>"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Larry Gelbart</title>
<description>"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you."</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Charles Kuralt</title>
<description>"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything."</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Will Cuppy</title>
<description>"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>P. J. O'Rourke</title>
<description>"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Edmund Wilson</title>
<description>"There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income."</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>John Kenneth Galbraith</title>
<description>"Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable."</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>James F. Byrnes</title>
<description>"Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death."</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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