Funny SMS | Jokes

Shayri - 10

2009-07-31T23:59:00.000+05:30

Sab se chupa kar dard Jo who muskura diya....Us ki hansi NE to aaj mujhe rula diya................. ......... ......... ......... ......Lehje se uth raha tha har I dard ka dhuaan...Chehra Bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya............... ......... ......... ......... ......Aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi...Or keh raha tha k mein NE sab kuch bhula diya................ ......... ........

Hindi SMS - 15

2009-07-30T10:00:00.000+05:30

Hame nasha to aapki baat ka hai,Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,Humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai.............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ...Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,Yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai............... ......... ......... ......... ..

Funny SMS - 21

2009-07-28T10:00:00.000+05:30

Bahooo aik gair mard ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha !! Kyon?--Sooncho--My bataoon--Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !............ ......... ......... ......... .... Can u think k2+5=11 , kaise aye?Socho-SochoNahi maluum?Thoda aur dimag lagaoAbhi bhi nahi?OK let me tell u k kaise ayeAre buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.."GALTI SE"............ ......... ......... .......

Funny SMS - 20

2009-07-27T23:25:00.001+05:30

1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi.2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa.1st Man: Haa yaar.. Bahut acha dost tha!............ ......... ......... ......... ...... Osama to Amitab : How are you?Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?Osama : Bas Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bomb............ ......... ......... ......... ...... Likho to pigm kuch aisa likho ki,Kalam bhi rone pe majbur

Hindi SMS - 14

2009-07-18T23:16:00.002+05:30

Is duniya mein 3 tarah ke log hi khusnasib hote hain, 1) wo jinhe sachha pyaar milta hai, 2) jinhe achha yaar milta hai aur 3) jinhe mera sms bar bar milta hai............... ......... ......... ........KHUSHBOO ne phool ko ek EHSAS BANAYAPhool ne BAAG ko kuch khaas BANAYAChahat ne mohabbat ko EK PYAS banaya Aur is mohabbat ne EK aur "DEVDAS" banaya............. ......... ......... ........ Wo

Santa Banta Jokes - 8

2009-06-13T22:54:00.002+05:30

Santa: Main nikala gadi Le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe Maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?Mendak jump in waterSanta: “Oye isme suisaide karne vali konsi baat thi?”............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .Santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha thaLogon NE kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi....

Jokes - 17

2009-06-07T23:12:00.006+05:30

Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe sedarti hai!Duniya gol hai....=================Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...Doosra macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai..Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai...==============================Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree,

Sardar Jokes - 6

2009-05-22T00:06:00.002+05:30

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill statusSardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. ====================================Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..Friend: How do u know?Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new =================================== Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?Sardar:

Funny SMS - 19

2009-05-12T23:43:00.000+05:30

Arz hai unki galiyon k chakkar kaatte kaatte Kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, Wo to hamare na ho sake Par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.............. ......... .............Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gehra koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!............ ......... .............Mandir mein job karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, Insan se kahin khuda

Friendship SMS - 4

2009-05-10T23:28:00.001+05:30

Is duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, Jaha duniya nazar fer legi, Us mor pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge.............. ......... .................Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi Mayusion se ghir ke hairan ho gayi thi Achanak dekha har taraf khusian hai, Haan tum jaise dost se pehchan jo ho gayi thi............. ......... .................Har dua kabool nahi hoti,Har aarzoo puri

Good Morning SMS - 2

2009-05-08T00:19:00.000+05:30

Never Blame A Day In Your Life.Good Days Give You Happiness.Bad Days Give You Experience.Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings..Good Morning.............. ......... ..................If you see some one without a smile,Give him one of yours,Because you are among a few good people Who can shine others life by just walking with him a few miles............. ......... ..................

Friendship SMS - 3

2009-05-07T22:47:00.000+05:30

Acha dost "Hath" aur "ankh" ki tarhan hota hai.Jab "haath" ko taqleef hoti hai to "ankh" roti hai,Aur jab "ankh" roti hai to "hath" ansoo ponchta hai............. ......... ...................Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko, Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye............... ......... ...................Har aahat ehsaas

Miss U SMS - 2

2009-04-28T21:35:00.002+05:30

Ur absence shud be long enough,so tht somebody misses u...but it shud not b so long,that someone learns 2 live witout u............. ......... ................I miss u when ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever............ ......... ................The Word 'Hello' meansH=How R U?E=Everything all right?L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.L=Love 2 C U

Miss U SMS

2009-04-28T21:14:00.001+05:30

5 great people:1.BapuWoh to ab rahe nahi2.Wasim AkramWoh kisi kaam ka nahi3.Aishwarya RaiApni pohanch say bahir4.baqi rahe aap aur humSo keep in Touch............ ......... ..................... ......... ... 1+1=2 eyes look at u...12+12=24 hours thinking about u...3+4=7 days in week missing u...1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U. ............ ......... ..................... .....

Heart Break & Sad SMS 1

2009-04-17T22:31:00.002+05:30

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane DeTera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane DeZakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain MujhkoSonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De............ ......... ................Aarzoo jhooth hai,Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi............. ......... ................Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaayeYeh

Good Night SMS - 2

2009-04-11T00:23:00.000+05:30

Hi Had Ur Dinner?Den Go 2 Bed FastBecause Something Is Waiting 4 UDo U Know What Is That..?....Sweet DreamzGud Nite!............ ......... ..................MOON has come to colouryour dreams,STARSto make themmusical and mySMSto give you warmand Peaceful Sleep.Gud Nite...SweetDreams..! ............ ......... ..................Do not count what u have lost.Just see what u have now,because past

Hindi SMS - 13

2009-02-03T00:00:00.000+05:30

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste'Ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste'Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro'Wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste.............. ......... ......... ......... .....Baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa.Gaa to main bhi sakta tha, par mera raag tha bevafa.Aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar,Bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz

Friendship SMS - 3

2009-02-01T15:28:00.002+05:30

Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai,Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota haiUmar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai............ ......... ......... ........Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.................. ......... ......... ........Tum dost ho

New Year - 3

2008-12-30T23:49:00.002+05:30

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,Wish your Life will always be Bright.So my Dear don’t get FearCoz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.*HAPPY NEW YEAR*====================Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare GumNew Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!=================================Sunehri dhoop

Shayri - 9

2008-12-30T19:13:00.001+05:30

Sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta.. nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta...=========================Aapko bhool jaun, umar gujarne ki baat hai, aapko nahi yakin ye aur baat hai , jabtak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad,ye saans tut jaye to aur baat hai.=============================Jaane kya Mujhse zamana chahta hai ,

New Year

2008-12-29T07:35:00.000+05:30

The Old Year Has Gone, Let The Dead Past Bury Its Own Dead, The New Year Has Taken Possession Of The Clock Of Time. All Hail, The Duties And Possibilities Of The Coming 12 Months HaPpY NeW yEaR ... :)==================Kia Bharosa Mobile Ka Battery ka Charger Ka Network Ka Balance Ka Life ka Time Ka Is Liye Meri Taraf Se Advance Main "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ... :)====================2009 is at the door…

Funny SMS - 18

2008-12-28T07:03:00.000+05:30

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,...Melody khao khud jaan jao........=======================Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hainAaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.......JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!===========================College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,Isliye to

Good Morning SMS

2008-12-26T22:17:00.007+05:30

Raat Pe Sawera Chaa Gaya Suraj Roshni K Saath Aa Gaya Ye Mahol Subha Ka Sab Hi Ko Bha Gaya Aur Aap Ne Aankh Kholi Tou Msg Humara Aa Gaya Good Morning .. :)========Life Is Like Mathematics ... [+] Add Friends [-] Subtract Enemies [*] Multiply Joys [/] Divide Sorrows Good Morning ... Have A Blessed Day.. :)===================LiFe Is LiKe A cHoCoLaTe BoX .. EaCh ChOcOlAtE iS lIkE a PoRtIoN oF lIfE .

Good Night SMS

2008-12-26T21:23:00.010+05:30

MOONhas come to colouryour dreams,STARSto make themmusical and mySMSto give you warmand Peaceful Sleep.Gud Nite...SweetDreams..!============Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR...Gud Nite.================Hi Had Ur Dinner?Den Go 2 Bed FastBecause Something Is Waiting 4 UDo U Know What Is That..?....Sweet Dreamz

Christmas SMS

2008-12-25T10:50:00.003+05:30

Joy was on Christ,love was on mas,so let all of this found u anywhereu are this lovely season.merry x mas and happy new year=====================To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." =================Christmas hath a darkness; Brighter than the blazing noon;