Tardis

Cause I got the Need... The need... for speed.....

2008-08-06T14:23:00.000-07:00

HTTP Status 500 -

type Exception report

message

description The server encountered an internal error () that prevented it from fulfilling this request.

exception

org.apache.jasper.JasperException: org.apache.jasper.JasperException: Unable to load class for JSP
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.getServlet(JspServletWrapper.java:156)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:329)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServlet.serviceJspFile(JspServlet.java:337)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServlet.service(JspServlet.java:266)
javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:803)
com.pogo.html.util.ThirdPartyTaggingFilter.doFilter(ThirdPartyTaggingFilter.java:165)
com.pogo.html.util.LogFilter.doFilter(LogFilter.java:54)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.CanAccessFilter.doFilter(CanAccessFilter.java:43)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.CheckAuthFilterBase.doFilter(CheckAuthFilterBase.java:49)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.SecureAuthFilterBase.doFilter(SecureAuthFilterBase.java:51)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.SecureAuthFilterBase.doFilter(SecureAuthFilterBase.java:51)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.ExemptAssetFilter.doFilter(ExemptAssetFilter.java:56)
com.ea.eaws.webapp.common.EARequestFilter.doFilter(EARequestFilter.java:39)

root cause

org.apache.jasper.JasperException: Unable to load class for JSP
org.apache.jasper.JspCompilationContext.load(JspCompilationContext.java:600)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.getServlet(JspServletWrapper.java:144)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:329)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServlet.serviceJspFile(JspServlet.java:337)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServlet.service(JspServlet.java:266)
javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:803)
com.pogo.html.util.ThirdPartyTaggingFilter.doFilter(ThirdPartyTaggingFilter.java:165)
com.pogo.html.util.LogFilter.doFilter(LogFilter.java:54)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.CanAccessFilter.doFilter(CanAccessFilter.java:43)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.CheckAuthFilterBase.doFilter(CheckAuthFilterBase.java:49)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.SecureAuthFilterBase.doFilter(SecureAuthFilterBase.java:51)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.SecureAuthFilterBase.doFilter(SecureAuthFilterBase.java:51)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.ExemptAssetFilter.doFilter(ExemptAssetFilter.java:56)
com.ea.eaws.webapp.common.EARequestFilter.doFilter(EARequestFilter.java:39)

root cause

java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: org.apache.jsp.nfs.home_jsp
java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:200)
java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(URLClassLoader.java:188)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JasperLoader.loadClass(JasperLoader.java:134)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JasperLoader.loadClass(JasperLoader.java:66)
org.apache.jasper.JspCompilationContext.load(JspCompilationContext.java:598)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.getServlet(JspServletWrapper.java:144)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:329)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServlet.serviceJspFile(JspServlet.java:337)
org.apache.jasper.servlet.JspServlet.service(JspServlet.java:266)
javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:803)
com.pogo.html.util.ThirdPartyTaggingFilter.doFilter(ThirdPartyTaggingFilter.java:165)
com.pogo.html.util.LogFilter.doFilter(LogFilter.java:54)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.CanAccessFilter.doFilter(CanAccessFilter.java:43)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.CheckAuthFilterBase.doFilter(CheckAuthFilterBase.java:49)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.SecureAuthFilterBase.doFilter(SecureAuthFilterBase.java:51)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.SecureAuthFilterBase.doFilter(SecureAuthFilterBase.java:51)
com.ea.napd.web.filters.ExemptAssetFilter.doFilter(ExemptAssetFilter.java:56)
com.ea.eaws.webapp.common.EARequestFilter.doFilter(EARequestFilter.java:39)

note The full stack trace of the root cause is available in the Apache Tomcat/6.0-snapshot logs.
Apache Tomcat/6.0-snapshot

2008-08-01T10:14:00.001-07:00

paola guerrero, montauk monster, cheesecake factory, annette martinez, hr 5843, barney frank, new smyrna chevrolet, stand up to cancer, 44 pound cat

2008-07-30T12:51:00.000-07:00

A speeding brand new smyrna chevrolet was spoted speeding down a side street near the new york cheesecake factory with occupants Paola guerrero, barney frank, annette martinez and montauk monster. The employee that reported the inccident was hr 5843 which was hard at work on his stand up to cancer protest sign. The new smyrna chevrolet crashed into the side of the ny cheesecake factory and slide to a stop near a 44 pound cat which had been lazily basking in the sunshine for the afternoon.

Details are scetchy at this time but more as the scene unfolds.

A Google Adsense Success Story

2008-07-30T01:20:00.000-07:00

Gift Ray J. Album: All I Feel Video Lyrics

2008-07-29T23:29:00.000-07:00

Damn girl... Getting Jacked dude....
Shawty got gifts, gifts
Shawty got gifts, gifts...

[Chorus:]
Shawty got lips, shawty got hips
In the club shawty makes them niggas wanna give tips
She climbs up to the top
And down to a split
Shawty know how to make a body do tricks

[Verse 1:]
Say shawty got a name
You looking real fly
You looking real cute
In your birthday suit
Girl you know
I'm gonna stare
You I'm gonna shoot
Your my number call me
Girlfriend if is cool
Have friends for the two's
Call it a deuce
While I'm trynna get you drunk
I'm getting drunk too
Is now the feeling is the same
So I'm a tell you
(you know what this song is about)

Shawty got gifts, gifts [x2]
Shawty got gifts, gifts [x2]

[Chorus:]
Shawty got lips, shawty got hips
In the club shawty makes them niggas wanna give tips
She climbs up to the top
And down to a split
Shawty know how to make a body do tricks

[Verse 2:]
Shawty got gift, gifts, gifts
You know how to lick those
Lips, lips
You have to have a move in those
Hips, hips
Shake your body down and then you
Dip, dip
I'm pulling on my cellphone
Flip, flip
You know I gotta sneak and take a pic, pic
Make a dude wanna spend his
Ships, ships
I think I fell in love with a
Click, click, click, click

I say shawty got gifts, gifts
Shawty got gifts, gifts
Yea yea
Shawty got gifts, gifts
(she wakes up in the morning)

[Chorus:]
Shawty got lips, shawty got hips
In the club shawty makes them niggas wanna give tips
She climbs up to the top
And down to a split
Shawty know how to make a body do tricks

Off in the club.
Off in the club
Show her some love
Show her some love... [x2]

You ride your body like a
Whip, whip
I wonder if bound in
It, it
I wonder who she raise her
Ships, ships
Neither want relationships
No...
Show me some love now
Off in the club, off in the club
Show her some love
Show her some love... [x2]

I say shawty got gifts, gifts, gifts... [x2]
Yea yea
Shawty got gifts, gifts

[Chorus:]
Shawty got lips, shawty got hips
In the club shawty makes them niggas wanna give tips
She climbs up to the top
And down to a split
Shawty know how to make a body do tricks

Shawty got gifts
Knockout
Ray j knockout
That's what we do
That's the way of life
Don't be mad if you ain't camping

Just Keep trying

2008-07-29T22:33:00.001-07:00

Over and Over again you know what they say if you throw enough stuff up against a barn it will eventually stick.

Wow

2008-07-29T22:28:00.000-07:00

The problem with Internet Security * Harrasment *

2008-07-29T14:37:00.000-07:00

Obviously if your a Linux user their is only a few *Heavy* desktop version available and various other lighter Desktop Interfaces.

What is the problem, One word " FLASH " . Adobe apparently wants to own the world with their unholy alliance with anyone with brainmatter that has cash. Enough cash for flash? Doubt it how flash keeps pushing up their software prices through the roof.

So if you own the the patent to MP3 Voghenfraughmatire would that make you richer or poorer than adobe. I guess the problem is that everyone in the website world seems to be forced to use flash in order to ( INSECURITIZE ) their websites.

Why can't we all just get along? I just dont' see anyone coming up with a standard interface without evolution, without firefox and something like Opera as a default browser since no offense konqueror is garbage.

Flash why not share the wealth with someone besides firefox and gnome. Till then the rest of use will have a overcooked version of Mcdonalds on ice.

Wyclef Jean - Sweetest Girl (20 Dollar Bill) Lyrics $85.46-$5.46?

2008-07-28T19:49:00.000-07:00

(feat. Akon, Lil Wayne, Niia)

[Intro:]
[Niia]
ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhh

[Wyclef Jean (Lil Wayne)]
Some live for the bill
Some kill for the bill
She wined for the bill
Grind for the bill
(and she used to be the sweetest girl)
Some steal for the bill, if they got to pay they bill
(and she used to be the sweetest girl)
Tonight Wyclef, Akon, Weezy on the bill

[Verse 1: (Wyclef Jean)]
High school she was that girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym
(Just to get a peek again, she's a 10)
High school she was
That girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym
(Just to get a peek again, she's a 10)
Never thought she would come and work for the president
Mr. George Washington (where my money at?)
She thought he'd call (where my money at?)
She had a good day, bad day, sunny day, rainy day
All she wanna know is (where my money at?)
Closed legs don't get fed, go out there and make my bread
All you wanna know is (where my money at?)
She ended up in a road car, bruised up, scarred hard
All you wanna know is (where my money at?)
She thought he'd call (where my money at?)

[Chorus: Akon (x2)]
Cos I'mma tell you like you told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all (dollar, dollar bill y'all)
Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all (dollar, dollar bill y'all)

[Verse 2: (Akon)]
Pimpin' got harder cos, hoes got smarter
On the strip is something they don't wanna be a part of
Rather be up in the club shakin' for a thug
For triple times the money and spending it how they wanna
They got they mind on they money, money on they mind
They got they finger on the trigger, hand on the nines
See everyday they feel the struggle, but staying on they grind
And ain't nobody takin' from us, and that's the bottom line

But I know there's a drop in the block
You move slow
You getting' pressure from cops
you don't know not to lay low
Because 25 to life is no joke
To all my real gorillas thuggin'
On top of corners every day strugglin'
All the beautiful women getting' money
Washin' them dollar bills like laundry

[Chorus: Akon (x2)]
Cos' I'ma tell you like Wu told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all (dollar, dollar bill y'all)
Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all (dollar, dollar bill y'all)

[Bridge: (Wyclef Jean)]
Money, money-money-money
Money, money-money-money
It drives the world crazy

[Verse 3: (Lil Wayne)]
[Niia] She used to be
[Weezy] She used to be the sweetest girl

She used to be the sweetest girl ever
Now she like sour ameretta
She wears a dress to the T like the letter
And if you make it rain she will be under the weather
She used to run track back in high school
Now she tricks off the track right by school
She takes a loss cos she don't wanna see her child lose
So respect her, I'll pay up for the time used
And then she runs to the pastor
And he tells her there will be a new chapter
But she feels no different after
And then she asks him...

[Chorus: Akon (x2)]
Cos' I'ma tell you like Wu told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all (dollar, dollar bill y'all)
Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all (dollar, dollar bill y'all)

[Outro: (Wyclef Jean)]
Some live for the bill
Some kill for the bill (ohhhh where my money at?)
She wined for the bill
Grind for the bill (ohhhhh where my money at?)
Some steal for the bill, if they got to pay the bill (ohhhh where my money at?)
Tonight Wyclef, Akon, Weezy on the bill
(ohhhh) were my money at?

Grammar girl, princeton review, beatrix potter s birthday, diamond, top party schools, white knight two, cuil stocks

2008-07-28T16:12:00.000-07:00

The shift to grammar girl was one of the most popular searches on google this week according to princeton review which asseses the traffic produced by the mighty google/cogentco search engine. The cost factor must be enormous to maintain such a network with all the bandwidth cost says, beatrix poter s birthday, a fun girl to be with which has more diamonds than some of the top party schools.

Bishop to White knight two and cuil stocks hit the box office this week and is making great progress in taking a estimated 4.6 million in the first week.

We have made some changes!

2008-07-26T15:26:00.000-07:00

Tell us what you think!

Definition of a Hypocrite

2008-07-26T14:20:00.000-07:00

Hypocrite by definition is basically someone that doesn't follow his/her own words, values, or own opinions.

Conveniently doing the opposite of what he or she normally preaches.

ex. Billy says he has a effective and working PPC business model, however he uses natural search and doesn't even pay his own minimum requirements for pay per click yet expects the value of his clicks to be maintained.

Watch # Good Time # by Alan Jackson Online Lyrics & Video

2008-07-26T12:41:00.000-07:00

Good Time # by Alan Jackson

Work, work all week long
Punchin�?? that clock from dusk till dawn.
Countin�?? the days till Friday night
That�??s when all the conditions are right.
For a good time
I need a good time.

Yea, I�??ve been workin�?? all week
And I�??m tired and I don�??t wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It�??s time for a good time

I cashed my check, cleaned my truck
Put on my hat, forgot about work
Sun goin�?? down, head across town
Pick up my baby and turn it around
Good time,
Aahh, I need a good time

I�??ve been workin�?? all week
And I�??m tired and I don�??t wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
Time for a good time

HEY!

Pig in the ground, beer on ice
Just like ole Hank taught us about
Singin�?? along, Bocephus songs
Rowdy friends all night long
Good time
Lord, we�??re having a good time,

Yea, I�??ve been workin�?? all week
And I�??m tired and I don�??t wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It�??s time for a good time

Whew

Heel toe dosey doe
Scootin�?? our boots, swingin�?? doors
B & D Kix and Dunn
Honkin�?? tonk heaven, Double shotgun
Good time,
Lord, we�??re havin�?? a good time

Cause I�??ve been workin�?? all week
And I�??m tired and I don�??t wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It�??s time for a good time

Shot of Tequila, beer on tap
Sweet southern woman set on my lap
G with an O, O with a D
T with an I and an M and an E
And a good time
Shhheww, good time
I�??ve been workin�?? all week
And I�??m tired and I don�??t wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It�??s time for a good time

Ahh, turn it up now.

A Shot of Tequila.
Beer on tap.
A good looking woman.
To set on my lap.

A G with an O, an O with a D
A T with an I an M with an E
That spells good time
A good time

Ohh, I�??ve been workin�?? all week
And I�??m tired and I don�??t wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
Time for a good time

Twelve o�??clock, two o�??clock three o�??clock four
Five o�??clock we know were that�??s gonna go
Closing the door, shuttin�?? em down
Head for that Waffle House way across town
Good time
Ohh, we�??re havin�?? a good time.
Ohh, I�??ve been workin�?? all week
And I�??m tired and I don�??t wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It�??s time for a good time

Ohh, I�??ve been workin�?? all week
And I�??m tired and I don�??t wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It�??s time for a good time

Ohh, I�??ve been workin�?? all week
And I�??m tired and I don�??t wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It�??s time for a good time

Ohh, yea, a good time.

I need a good time.

Yea, a good time.

Randy Pausch and Brian Teigland discover rare twins at their last lecture

2008-07-25T09:53:00.000-07:00

Randy Pausch and Brian Teigland discover rare twins during their last lecture thursday night. The twins were quite rare in fact because they were both white and black. The odds of this occuring naturally are 1 in 1777 billion according to Dr. Where's my money from stanford university. A awesome business model which Teigland was discussing in his lecture. Black and white twins born have never been recording in history.

"Nickelback Photograph" Lyrics and Video ;)

2008-07-24T23:42:00.000-07:00

"Nickelback Photograph"

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should i go back and try to graduate
Life's better now than it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can't erase
You can't replace it
I miss it now
I can't believe it
So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

If I could I relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Everytime I do it makes me...

Canberra, Declare yourself, ruthless and toothless, jefferson memorial, capital of australia, a 11 offense, cruel intentions

2008-07-24T21:21:00.000-07:00

Wanted Hot Singles from Bellingham Washington

Need someone who can eat a sandwhich while doing a handstand....

Indeed one of the most cruel intentions is offering a a11 pot offense for 420 smoking on duty. However while most these gals don't know the capital of australia most are hot as hell and that is all that matters for the most part. As a testomony to the jefferson memorial a ruthless and toothless Canberra declared herself while being the woman behind the iron curtain.

As a task not easily achomplished the gnome team couldn't have picked a worst time to declare yourself a winner but its tough out their. Recuiting video received and the girls demonstrated enormous potential.

A very effective business model.

Watch Disturbia by Rihanna Online Video and Lyrics

2008-07-24T18:02:00.000-07:00

What's wrong with me
Why do I feel like this
I'm going crazy now

No more guessin', the red
Can't even get it started
Nothing heard nothing said
Can't even speak about it
I'm alive, i'm ahead
Don't wanna think about it
Feels like I'm going insane
Yeaaa

It's a thief in the night to come and grab you
It can creep up inside you and consume you
A disease of the mind it can control you
It's too close for comfort

Put on your break lights
You're in the city of wonder
Ain't goin' play it nice
Watch out you might just go under
Better think twice
They're trained to follow the alter
So if you must falter be wise

Your minds in disturbia
It's like the darkness is the light
Disturbia
Am I scarin' you tonight
Disturbia
Ain't used to what you like
Disturbia, disturbia

Faded pictures on the wall
It's like they're talkin' to me
Disconnected, no call
The phone don't even ring
I gotta get up or figure this sh** out
It's too close for comfort ohhhh
[ Disturbia lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]

It's a thief in the night to come and grab you
It can creep up inside you and consume you
A disease of the mind it can control you
I feel like a monster ohh

Put on your break lights
You're in the city of wonder
Ain't goin' play it nice
Watch out you might just go under
Better think twice
They're trained to follow the alter
So if you must falter be wise

Your minds in disturbia
It's like the darkness is the light
Disturbia
Am I scarin' you tonight
Disturbia
Ain't used to what you like
Disturbia, disturbia

Disturbiaaa...

Release me from this curse I'm in
Tryin' to maintain but I'm struggling
If you can go
Think i'm gonna ahhhh

Put on your break lights
You're in the city of wonder
Ain't goin' play it nice
Watch out you might just go under
Better think twice
They're trained to follow the alter
So if you must falter be wise

Your minds in disturbia
It's like the darkness is the light
Disturbia
Am I scarin' you tonight
Disturbia
Ain't used to what you like
Disturbia, disturbia

Sponge bob square pants teams up with Towlie for spectacular animated effect

2008-07-24T17:28:00.000-07:00

Spongebob squarepants was spoted hanging around with towlie in West Hollywood today and its obvious that towlie is having a negitive effect on spongebobs recent actions. Apparently Towlie and Spongebob have been hanging out for some time drawling deep breathes from what they describe as a magical sweet smokey godlike plume.

In a effort to maintain peaceful relationships with everyone the photos captured by McDonaldly a amatueur photographer and has many more pictures avaliable upon request.

Lickalotapus

2008-07-24T17:13:00.000-07:00

Lick൬alot൬apus = is a mythical creature said to live in the nether regions.

Oppurtunity has a shelf life

2008-07-24T17:12:00.000-07:00

Ghosts found on tape visit google video for more.

New eBay CEO making Huge Affiliate Changes by John Donahoe

2008-07-24T16:36:00.000-07:00

As the PPC industry has bin taken advantage of the past few days on the stock market, John Donahoe has a plan that leaves Meg's last affiliate package looking like a pile of dung. Its amazlingly simple when you do the math, eBay needs to make allot of changes to the way they reward affiliates.

" A new System is currently in the works " , says John Donahoe which analyzes the traffic generated by 1000's of affiliates daily at eBay Headquarters. Theirs money out their for someone they say for those that play the Pay Per Click market which effects the way tech operates and funds its employees.

" Money Doesn't Grow on Trees " , says John as he is currently restructuring the new staff at a time of year which has been reportedly the slowest for eBay sales.

Ap Associated article. by Yuri Bruchi

Salvatore toto riina, obama berlin speech, wmur, epsom nh, lucia riina, kathlyn beatty, andrew giuliani

2008-07-24T15:51:00.000-07:00

I was so impressed when I found salvatore toto riina insult andrew giuliani when watching the obama berlin speech. Rumour or wmur so to speak is Obama insulted the new epsom nh that lucia riina installed on her new Mac Safari Laptop. Kathly beatty is diligantly working hard to fix the problem from sweden and is a registered nurse in both switzerland , the netherlands and recently acquired a new mousewheel for her mustang convertible.

Obama was Obamified with passion as usual since he controls 90% of the current attention in America , and Germany.

Anything Less wouldn't be a man

2008-07-24T15:45:00.000-07:00

I Told You So by Keith Urban from the album Love, Pain & The Whole Crazy Thing

2008-07-24T14:25:00.000-07:00

I Told You So by Keith Urban from the album Love, Pain & The Whole Crazy Thing

Point Blank - God Only Knows feat Mark Mckay

2008-07-24T13:57:00.001-07:00

Point Blank - God Only Knows feat Mark Mckay