Even otherworldly robots can’t resist doing.

But, seriously, how the hell do you make a Transformers knock-off Vs. World Navy movie and then claim it’s based on the popular game, Battleship? Okay, there’s boats, that’s obvious, that could be a link… and the alien bombardment looks like freaking huge plastic red pegs… seriously? Okay, since the first trailer went out last year, I swore blind that it was some spoof thing put together by SNL, with Liam Neeson. But, no, it’s real, and it’s by Universal Studios.

We all know Hollywood has been putting out some severe garbage this past few years, but this is pure un-sugared, un-buttered and unrefined trolling, by a studio who are just giving the movie-going public the world’s biggest middle-finger.

Sad thing is, there are those who will happily pay to see this “movie”… That’s why, at times, I weep for humanity.

Lee realises that he and Chris forgot to go to the local Doctor Who convention, and of course, Chris is non-too-happy about the fact.

On one of their usual treks, Lee has to go into a shop for provisions.And, it does make you wonder if life truly is just a game.

If any of you ask, yes, there’s a little Doctor Who fandom humour in there, as well as a Skyrim joke, too.

Okay, since the last time I wrote about things that will be coming to this site, a few of those planned things have had to be dropped to the wayside. Firstly, the planned podcast has been scrapped. Honestly, it came down to scheduling for the people who would have been involved, and other issues. The planned weekend spin-off strip is still there, though, when it will start up, is now in flux.

As for merchandise, well, its a case of demand, and I’m waiting on the demand. The second book is still being sorted. I am planning on making it different from the first, and I’m still doing the extra material.

I’m also working on some exclusive artwork, which you will be able to get through the site, and even in print form. I am designing some shirts, too, but as I always stress, I need you to tell me if you want shirts, same with prints.

Other than that, I need the help of the Random Fandom. I need your help to get this site to grow. Keep telling your friends, and get those who love webcomics to read this site. Help me, and together we can rule the galaxy as Father and… oops sorry about that…

Never, ever bait Doctor Who fans at their conventions. Same could be said for Star Trek or Star Wars fans.

Then again, nobody ever liked Jar-Jar Binks. Nobody.

Also, to all those who are attending Doctor Who – Gallifrey Convention, in Los Angeles, this weekend: Have a great weekend.

Yep, I finally got hit by the seasonal cold monster. It’s one of those types which also cause head-colds.

So, I am loaded up with Ny-Quil, Day-Quil, heck I have more “quills” than an Elven bow-maker, or William Shakespeare, during his most frantic writing phases.

Hopefully, there will be a new strip on Friday, but until then, I shall now crawl back into my pit where I shall cold-remedy myself into a happy slumber, till this head-cold and it’s associates decide to take a hike.

Chris and Lee take the staff out to Disneyland, and even away from the shop, hijinks and chaos ensue.

Gopher gets introduced to the delights of Indian food, and the after-effects of some first-timers, when they go overboard.

Another strip, that needs no dialogue. Just bits of pop culture. Can you spot them?

If so, answers on a stamped, self-addressed postcard to…

Or, you can just put them in the comments.

So, yeah, this week, Phantom Menace in 3D… Really, do you think this’ll have them lined up round the block? Somehow, I feel only the hardcore fans will go see this, as well as the kiddies who never saw it first time around. But, many fans in the forums simply see this as old Georgie-Porgie’s unsubtle cash-grab.

Either way, if this gets kids into Star Wars, that’ll be great. But, George feels like he’s just trolling the hardcore fanbase who are getting peeved with his constant rejigs and re-edits of the franchise.