Felonious Ramblings

That’s One Spicy Meatball

admin — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:01:04 +0000

This dumb criminal (more like human) story comes from Australia. For Americans, it may bring to memory an old Prego Pasta Sauce commercial. Their 80's catch phrase is simply too ironic given the story's sordid details. "It's in there" and "Now with MORE meat" were never more appropriately used. That was sure gonna be one spicy meatball.

Proof of a Recession

admin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:57:11 +0000

Humorous comic depicting recession implications for the upper-class.

Modular Origami: Art for Inmates

admin — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:42:23 +0000

Modular Origami is an art and discipline. It can be created from scrap paper and many inmates practice this age old art of folding and interconnecting the pieces. Inmates use magazine scraps, potato chip bags, and even cigarette packs to create their visions. Very few examples of this form of prison art can be found online (most I've found are of poor picture quality or small in size) so I've included mostly professional work along with the convict-like examples, which readers should have little issue separating from their more polished brethren.These images show that art has few boundaries and that prisoners are creative beyond figuring out what to fashion their next shank out of. Inmates are masters of recycling and I can only hope to discover further quality examples of their work.

Taco Customer Given the Special Sauce

admin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:48:10 +0000

A customer got more than he bargained for - a small bag of suspected marijuana - when he stopped the other night at a Lakewood restaurant to pick up food for his wife, police said.

That Must Have Been Some Good Chorizo

admin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:39:02 +0000

Yes, those are diapers and that is what looks to be shit inside of them. The border patrol seized the soiled undergarments from a woman crossing the border into Texas from Mexico. The shit turned out to be nothing more than chorizo (pork sausage), but was seized anyway. The border patrol has recently upped its measures in preventing illegal importation of fresh foods which may threaten U.S. agricultural production.

He May be Sucking Now

admin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:13:59 +0000

"The subject was pleasing himself sexually with the use of the vacuum on his penis. Sgt Garabelli advised me he seen Jason Savage using the vacuum on his genitals as he was arriving at the venue on foot also." I feel sorry for that kid when he gets back to jail.

Silver Surfer Nabbed for DUI

admin — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:01:04 +0000

A man, seemingly obsessed with precious metals, was arrested early Halloween morning after crashing his gold Mercedes into a retaining wall. When the police showed up they found 28-year-old Travis Stone drunk and masked in silver paint while asleep behind the wheel.

Bong Art — Invertebrate Stoner

admin — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:43:17 +0000

Many thanks to the Polish Sausage Queen and her obsessed and quirky roommate for such an odd yet brilliant image. The smoke was created using a cotton ball and glue, while the bong was formed of random plastic pieces found in the contributor's apartment.

Free the Weed! — More Bong/Hookah Graffiti

admin — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:24:04 +0000

This is one of the better images I've discovered on Flickr pertaining to bongs. We can only hope Obama and his staff are as adamant about legalizing marijuana as the artist responsible for this piece featuring the Statue of Liberty. How many states passing decriminalization and medicinal laws will it take before the feds finally give up their bogus war?

How to Eat a Politician

admin — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:02:40 +0000

Couldn't help but post this political joke with the impending election around the corner and all of the mudslinging it has involved. Enjoy!