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Announcement

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:28:00 +0000

Hi yall.

I'm sad to say I won't be updating this blog anymore.

First, I don't have those things they call "lotsa free time" anymore. I'm getting busy with those things they call "grown up stuff".

Second, it's hard maintaining lotsa junkyards online aka my presence on the interwebs on multiple platforms.

However, I'd be keeping this blog open for everyone to read and bask in my glory. This will serve as a memory of my innocence, purity, holiness, humility and love for world peace. As you'll be reading some of the posts in here, you'll be enlightened that none of those mentioned above in bold letters can be found here.

This ain't a goodbye speech, this is only an announcement as seen in the title "Announcement".

See ya somewhere.

Die Antwoord, The Best In The Woorld

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 03:42:00 +0000

I'd like to take this opportunity to share these overly eccentric videos from Die Antwoord -- The best hip-hop group in the whole woorld. I'm proud(?) to say their music has been back to my music library and I've been guiltlessly listening to them since then.

Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom

Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja

Die Antwoord - Rich Bitch

Die Antwoord - Baby's On Fire

Die Antwoord - Evil Boy

Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky

Die Antwoord - Zef Side

Die Antwoord - Fok Julle Naaiers

Raddest way to start the year.

Stunning Wallpapers Exclusively For Grown Ups - Part 3

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 08:13:00 +0000

I decided to make some more wallpapers this Holiday season. It's unfair to the other teas if I leave them out. Initial plan was to add Red and Yellow. Turned out tea is one BIG happy family. I included Black, White and Green (bonus).

Part 1.

Part 2.

It's morphin time!

Have a black tea and act busy. Click here for full-size - 1280 x 800

Have a white tea and act busy. Click here for full-size - 1280 x 800

Have a red tea and act busy. Click here for full-size - 1280 x 800

Have a yellow tea and act busy. Click here for full-size - 1280 x 800

Have a green tea and act busy. Click here for full-size - 1280 x 800

Sharing is sexy. I'm sexy. You're sexy. We're all sexy. Go share!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

People Are Funny

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 06:53:00 +0000

Screenshots of people from the internets being themselves:

1. Who knew searching for Jason Mraz albums leads you to Rap Genius -- "If you don't know, now you know". Rap Genius is a site where they decipher rap lyrics. It's pretty nifty. So, I explored some more and...

Mac Miller deciphering his own songs. Genius, I say. Who's Mac Miller? I don't know. But now I do. Thanks, Rap Genius.

2. After Miss USA won, plenty of Youtube videos popped up regarding Miss Universe. Those (Me) who watched it thought Miss Philippines got robbed! Youtube comments were full of pro-Miss USA, pro-Miss Philippines, Miss Universe wannabes, perverts and a single pro-Miss Venezuela.

Video of Miss Universe 2012 Top 5 Q&A.

3. #IfAlbumTitlesWereHonest Twitter trending topic. It's a gold mine.

4. Google thinks Apple is spam. Google casually fanning ApplevsGoogle flames.

5. You won't get this if you don't live here. P4.00 = US $0.10

6. Thanks for the reminder, Addic7ed.

7. You guys, if you're looking for heart attack, he's on facebook.

8. Moriarty hacked Amit's blog. I was astounded knowing James Moriarty reads Labnol. Sherlock Holmes don't need no how-tos. #teamholmes #moriartysucksdeadtoes

All I Want For Christmas Is You (And Lots Of Monies)

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 05:00:00 +0000

It's the season of shopping, gluttony, tacky cards and never-ending Christmas music again. Christmas is so awesome it hurts.

We don't get snow here and our trains aren't fancy but one can only dream, right?

This is really creative. Parols made into a giant Christmas tree. Christmas parol tree.

Christmas tree decorator, you need more purple.

Someone give this Belen a roof.

Lazy man's Christmas tree.

"Wait, what was the gospel again?"

Stunning Wallpapers Exclusively For Grown Ups - Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 08:44:00 +0000

As I was checking my pix to edit for G, I came across visual arts I made before when I still had my lightning fast, ancient netbook. Thought I'd share them with you guys with ancient netbooks.

I made these artsy wallpapers the same time I made Part 1 but didn't post them. I was more faithful to coffee before, you know.

Now, these wallpapers struck me more since I no longer drink coffee. Coffee sucks!!1 Tea rocks!!12

Apparently, I made 2 versions of Hot Tea and Iced Tea. The more the merrier!

V1:

Have a hot tea and act busy. (Mint Green) Click here for full-size - 1280 x 800

Have an iced tea and act busy. (Dark Mint Green-ish) Click here for full-size - 1280 x 800

V2:

Have a hot tea and act busy. (Lime Green sort of) Click here for full-size - 1280 x 800

Have an iced tea and act busy. (Lime Green sort of) Click here for full-size - 1280 x 800

Stunning Wallpapers Exclusively For Grown Ups - Part 1 can be found here. If you love coffee and own a netbook, you should go there.

I guess love really makes you do crazy things like making wallpapers, you know.

P.S. It's hard to use a laptop in bed.

P.P.S. UAAP resumes on January. Wanna watch DLSU Lady Spikers vs ADMU Lady Eagles already! Go DLSU! Give ADMU their first loss this season! Ooga booga booga! *spiritual voodoo dance*

DLSU Lady Spikers 3-Peat

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 02:51:00 +0000

I am 103% sure DLSU Lady Spikers will be UAAP 75's champions. It's a very biased gut of a great fan, you know.

My biased predictions:

DLSU vs ADMU again in the finals. Just like last season.

MVP: Maraño.

Best blocker: Gumabao.

Closed at Game 4:

Game 1, 2 & 4: DLSU
Game 3: ADMU

If I ended up wrong, I'll eat Potato Corner's Chili BBQ - Large Fries in one sitting without water and film my agony. But c'mon we all know this is DLSU Lady Spikers' year again. 3-Peat ftw!

Today is DLSU LS' first game for UAAP Season 75. December 2, 2012. Sunday. 3:30PM.

Official Roster:

Image credit: Go Archers

Serious Conversation About Twilight

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 08:32:00 +0000

Mom and I were minding our own businesses when a Jollibee Twilight commercial popped up...

Me: I don't like those Twilight movies. Haven't seen any of them in the theaters. How about you, Mom?

Mom: What? Isn't Twilight "food"?

Me:

Mom:

Me:

Mom:

Me: Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Image credit: Jollibee

This Is What Happens When I'm Bored

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 05:10:00 +0000

Jose "Punk Poet" Rizal

Corn Tail Lion

Spot the difference! I'll go first, 2nd picture is after the lion ate his family for lunch.

I gave this drawing to mom as ~~an early Christmas present in exchange for a 160GB Silver iPod Classic~~ a sign of love.

Hunger Ranger

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 05:06:00 +0000

Someone give me $40 so I can buy my white 1:face watch.

It's morphin time!

White = Hunger
Yellow = Water
Pink = Breast Cancer
Blue = Environment
Red = Aids
Black = Cancer

Buy a watch. Save the world.

Hey Rich Bitch

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 03:21:00 +0000

And here I was thinking Pop is dead.

Thankfully, there are still good music and even better music videos out there.

Musically orgasmic, lyrically genius.

This music talks about going hard. It motivates girls to not settle for less. You might hear several "Hey, bitch" on the lyrics. But I assure you, this song isn't sexist and "bitch" applies to both girls and boys.

After sitting beautifully on my music library for 1-2 years, Die Antwoord's albums were recently removed into oblivion. You can just imagine how surprised I am to know this song exists and was brilliantly performed by this group.

This music reminds us we're humans. With strong determination and undying perseverance, we can achieve our goals and be rich.

Famous Acronyms' Real Meanings

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 04:32:00 +0000

Real meanings behind famous acronyms.

AFAIK - Always Faint And Ignore Kangaroos
AFK - Awfully Furry Kittens
ASAP - And Snakebites Are Painful
ASL - Arrange Some Lamps
BBL - Big Bad Liar
BFF - Busy Following Fads
BRB - Be Respectful, Bro
BTW - Bounce Then Wiggle
DIAF - Do I Attract Flies?
FTW - Furnish Thy Walls
GTG - Get The Gun
IIRC - If I Record Cats
ILY - Into Licking Yeasts
IMY - Infected Moldy Yeasts
JK - Jiggly Knockers
JSYK - Just Sewing Your Kimono
LMAO - Licking My Artificial Organ
LMFAO - Licking My Favorite Artificial Organ
LOL - Lice On Lips
OIC - Overly Intelligent Cow
OMG - Orange Man-Goat
ROFL - Rest On Falling Leaves
STFU - Suck This Fancy Umbrella
WTF - Where's The Fish?

Source: FAB - Fershers' Awesome Brain

Jet

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 05:51:00 +0000

Imagine we are in Jet's concert right now.

Atmosphere so Jetastic. There's Jet standing, singing this...

You're singing along with him.

Ohhhh look what you've done
You've made a fool of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzweyqwoe21470[32R Y8RF2222222222222222222222222222222

The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 01:40:00 +0000

Heart attack on a plate.

Image credit: seattleweekly

We've Been In The Rain

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 04:35:00 +0000

Oh rain come soak my body with your love. Charing!

I woke up 30 mins early today because it was freaking cold. I upped the AC temp, buried myself under the blanket, hugged my pillow tight yet felt the cold seeping through my veins. So I said screw it and got out of the bed.

What a surprise, I found my body enjoying the morning drops. Not the sexual kind.

I was singing this while soaking in the rain. Like a homeless man who just discovered water exists and he can bathe in it!

As a kid, I have good memories about rain showering.

1. Whenever it rains in our old house, a mudspot forms in our front yard. One time, I roller skated on that mud wearing my own feet. My cousins saw me and joined the ride. After mins of fun, my aunts and uncles saw us. Guess who got the blame and endured all the lecture? Me.

2. After class in grade school, it rained so hard. I ran to this store where I always call a cab. My cousin was there, too. Being a good cousin that I am, I dared my cousin to run to our houses (We're neighbors). Whoever comes first wins. Win what, you say? Oh nothing, just an ego boost. You know how we love our egos.

We ran and ran and ran. Probably 1000 steps. I was leading. Thanks to my long legs and skeleton of a body. I reached our house first. As I was panting outside our gate soaking wet, my mom arrived out of nowhere. She saw me running in the rain. That time, I had a "crying in the rain" moment. It didn't look good or classy like what the phrase denotes. They weren't tears of happiness, they were "My mom is furious and I'm doomed" tears.

Good times.

Pop Is Dead, Seriously

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 04:44:00 +0000

As I was listening to MYX days ago, I knew I had to jot down this bizarreness in case I'd forget about it. I knew I'd post it here.

Sort of a MYX countdown or something, 3 consecutive music videos came on to intentionally screw up with my head or something. There's definitely something wrong with them.

Even my sh*tty music taste can't handle these.

Justice Crew - Boom Boom
I forgot why this was listed. I think it was the abs. Pop music with abs. Or I confused them with The Wanted. They have that same gay vibe going on. Gay as in fun. Kekekeke.

Cady Groves - This Little Girl
I hate songs that look innocent but are downright creepy on the inside. This Little Girl is about psychotic girls. Who would jam to this? Oh...

Sample lyrics:

Every girl is capable of murder if you hurt her
Watch out you, don't push me any further, any further
You're not the only one walkin' 'round with a loaded gun
This little girl is capable of murder 'cause you hurt her

Jennifer Lopez - Goin' In feat. Flo Rida
Not 1 but 6 people co-wrote this song. Goin' In as in goin' in circles because this song doesn't make no goddamn sense. There I said it.

Sample lyrics:

It's 'go' time, press my button yeah blow the stage, grenade
Oh my, tonight we gon' ring the tank, bananas
No hold, there ain't no stopping us tonight
I'm on my crazy, she on a crazy, we on this crazy
We are amazing

***

On a related note, I deleted a bunch of albums on my music library. When I grow up, I'll look back at this list and realize I've made some great decisions in my life.

The Scene Aesthetic - A Type & A Shadow, Building Homes From What We've Known, The Scene Aesthetic

N.E.R.D - Nothing

~~Die Antwoord - $O$, Ten$ion~~

Nice Guys Finish First - Nice Guys Finish First

PlayRadioPlay - Texas, The Frequency

Rediscover - Sleepless Nights

Runner Runner - Your Greatest Hits

The Ready Set - Stays Four The Same

James Morrison - Songs For You, Truth For Me

Jovit Baldovino - Faithfully

All Saints - All Saints

Millionaires - Cash Only

Nina - Renditions Of The Soul

50 Cent - The Massacre

RIP POP Since the beginning of time - 2012

More Grease, Please

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 07:05:00 +0000

Pretty much 2 of my favorite commercials.

Fun fact: To conserve time and money, grease from Mr. Pizza's pizza was used to greasify Mr. Grease's hair instead of other stuff.*

This commercial was on Youtube's trending videos. If I don't see music videos I don't linguistically understand on Youtube's homepage, I see CCTV footages. My countrymen has a strange fascination with Koreans and spies (and aliens).

You get in the bowl.

*Not a fact. Beats me.

Yuda Being Yuda

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 02:38:00 +0000

So Yuda was born.

Changed his nick from "Bambam" to "Gumgum" (from Gummy). Long story.*

His eyes and ears are now open. Almost ready to conquer the world. He needs to learn how to walk first.

*We kept calling Yuda "Gamay," bisayan word for "small". Mother dog as "Dako," bisayan word for "big". Even though we want to address him as "baby," Goliath is already called as such.

Gamay got stuck. We kept calling him Gamay instead of Bambam. Until one day, a bright idea came. Gamay = gammy = gummy.

Yuda "Gumgum" Gummy.

Bow.

Meet Yuda

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 07:40:00 +0000

Yuda is the first son of Yuwie and Badada. He was born in August 14, 2012. 5 or 6 AM.

According to witness #1, the night before Badada gave birth, she was in a confusing state of pooping.

"Should I poop or not? I can't poop. What's this feeling? I'm gonna die!!!! Maybe this'll go away if I sleep," she said quietly.

Fast forward to dawn.

She poke witness #2 in her sleep as if she found something important --her soulmate.

#2 told me she had a slight hint of Badada's intentions based from the days before. And August is Badada's due date.

Going downstairs, she found Yuda on my treadmill.*

*Badada's favorite dirty place to chill.

The morning I woke up, I found uncleaned blood downstairs and saw Yuda. There he was sleeping soundlessly beside Badada. Thanks to witness #2.

It was a great day.

---

Badada, Yuda's Mom:

Preggy. 1 day before her due date.

Chillin like a preggy.

With Yuda.

Yuwie, Yuda's Dad:

In a gown.

Just so everyone knows, I coined the name "Yuda". His nickname is "Bambam". 1 letter close to his real name.

Don't Panic

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 05:02:00 +0000

A letter to whom it may concern (Mostly ME):

Dear Fershersizens,

Your comments are not dead.

I'm in the process of merging old Disqus comments with new Disqus comments. In short, I just switched accounts and will be upgrading to Disqus 2012 shortly after.

Lovingly yours,
K-dog

Update: Disqus said merging comments from Disqus to Disqus is not currently possible. I'm f*cked. You can panic now.

My Jams This Week: How To Love [IV]

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 06:57:00 +0000

It's that time of the month again when I ain't feeling lazy and in the mood to be a good Samaritan by shoving my sorta awful music taste to the internet's face.

School Of Seven Bells - How To Love
One of those many cases where the cover is more amazing than the original. Emphasis on many cases and more amazing.

Passion Pit - Constant Conversations
I listen to this when I'm feeling deep. Thanks to Lower Frequencies.

Hot Chip - Look At Where We Are
I like the mellow bass and the unpredictability. Thanks to New On My Playlist.

YONAS - Pumped Up Kicks
Shooting spree.

Destiny's Child - Say My Name (Don Winsley Remix)
It's Destiny's Child.

More jams.

Their Heart Stopped Beating, They Say

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 05:05:00 +0000

It feels like I've aged 20 more years after watching An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge.

It happened so fast after checking the new Spiderman on IMDB, I got booted to the weird part of IMDB and Youtube. I'm thankful though. Now armed with new learnings and all that serious, grown up stuff.

An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge is a short film based from a short story by Ambrose Bierce about <SPOILERS>a man on the bridge.</SPOILERS> Majority from the western side of the planet say they've watched this film in grade school. They say it's powerful. If you see comments like these, wouldn't you want to see what they've seen?

I want to prank my heart to stop beating for a second, too. Sadly, that didn't happen 'cause I'm a chicken who kept pausing the film near the ending part. I hope anyone who'll read this don't follow my ways and stay away from the pause button.

I like the part where he smelled them flowers.

Vroom Vroom Asphalt 7: Heat

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 05:19:00 +0000

A game with the name of my NBA team (Go Heat) should, at least, be featured here.

Asphalt 7: Heat came out after the Heat won. Miami fans, too, Gameloft?

Asphalt 7: Heat

Cars and stuff

Tracks: London, Havana, Rio

Tracks: Hawaii, Alps, Los Angeles, Reykjavik

Tracks: Miami, New York, Moscow, Paris

Tracks: Nassau, Shanghai, Tokyo, New Orleans

Wicked knockdowns

Go Heat.

[3rd] My Jams This Week: I Don't Care, I Love It

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 06:43:00 +0000

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your sh*t into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT.

Lyrics are stuck in my head since yesterday. Such a fun song, Icona Pop.

This is the 3rd ummm week...? I need to be creative in this sequencing of events...? How about 3rd chronicle or installment or episode or batch or I'll just stick with week, for now.

Icona Pop - I Love It
Puts you into fun mode in a matter of 8 milliseconds.

Onra - L.O.V.E.
The bass can kill.

Way Yes - Important
Has that Fleet Foxes vibe. Fleet Foxes is my go-to indie folk flavor.

Florence + The Machine - Shake It Out
Shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, shake it out ooohhh woaaaahhh.

Breton - The Well
BAM! The bass! Deep as a well.

Here are the 1st and 2nd jams of the week.

Complete list of jams here.

I <3 Mnmlsm

noreply@blogger.com (Fer Shers) — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 06:13:00 +0000

For those who don't love minimalism, I <3 Mnmlsm means "I Love Minimalism"

Proof #1: New blog design. I <3 Mnt Grn, too.

Proof #2: Cleaner desk.

Proof #3: Self-explanatory.