Evil Beet Gossip

Corey Haim Connected to Massive Drug Ring

Molls — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:09:07 +0000

Corey Haim passed away earlier this week and while investigating his death, authorities have uncovered that the actor was involved with a huge prescription drug ring. From TMZ: State Attorney General Jerry Brown says his office is conducting a probe of Haim’s death because an unauthorized prescription in his name was found during a probe of fraudulent [...]

Caption This!

Molls — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:56:58 +0000

Renee Zellweger seemed to have a series of unfortunate events as she left lunch in Venice. First she ran in to this weird dude in the photo above, then she struggled to find her keys in her big purse as she made her way to the car. Eventually she just had to squat down and [...]

Taylor Swift Gets a Gay Makeover

Molls — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:50:24 +0000

There’s a formula to making what will be a successful YouTube video. Take something everybody loves and add something else that everybody loves. You know, like babies saying adult things or gay guys romping around to a Miley Cyrus hit. Rinse and repeat, it works almost every time. And that’s exactly why this video of a [...]

Man Arrested For Trying To Get Elton John Murdered via YouTube

Molls — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:52:36 +0000

WARNING: The above video is completely, totally disturbing and difficult to watch. It’s far from kid-friendly. Or anyone-friendly. Neal Horsley, a Georgia man who made the above video after hearing Elton John say that Jesus is gay, has been arrested for threatening the singer’s life. The eight minute video is pretty standard Christian gay hate speech [...]

It Sounds Like Prison is Holding Lil Wayne Back From Being Great :(

Molls — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:37:11 +0000

Unfortunately, my prediction that Lil Wayne would never actually wind up in jail was wrong and he began serving his sentence on March 10th. Wayne’s serving his prison time in New York (Rikers Island! Just like they talk about in rap songs and on Law & Order!), and has been warned by the guards not [...]

Is Sandra Bullock The Most Down To Earth Person Of All Time?

Molls — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:27:24 +0000

Ever since Sandra Bullock won her Oscar, I have been having a whole love affair with her. Whether you think she deserved her win or not, you can’t deny that she’s refreshingly normal and down to earth seeming. Yes, she’s a big movie star and super glamorous at times, but she’s still schlepping her husband’s [...]

Quotables

Molls — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:05:51 +0000

“She was 15, and I wasn’t allowed to grope her. I’m actually not kidding, there are major restrictions that I don’t remember from when I was younger.” -Kristen Stewart, talking about her kissing scene with Dakota Fanning in The Runaways. (Sorry for three Kristen Stewart posts in a row. I guess she’s just that fascinating.)

OH GOD YES IT’S THE LA PREMIERE OF RUNAWAYS

Evil Beet — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:39:58 +0000

I have been waiting for this moment FOREVAH. No one will actually end up seeing this movie (I predict it will be a phenomenal flop), but this red carpet moment is to DIE for. Kirsten Stewart. Joan Jett. Dakota Fanning. Cherie Currie. It’s like Kristen and Dakota are these young women who should be incredibly [...]

Kristen Stewart Talks About Hosting SNL

Sarah — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:14:50 +0000

Oh, boy … I can’t wait to spend an entire hour with awkward pauses and incoherent mumbles in a live setting! Stewart claims that although producers haven’t asked her to host, she’d still beg anyway probably do it in a heartbeat, although she doesn’t think the majority of guest stars are all that funny and compares [...]

Billy Corgan is Totally Trying, Very Hard, to Get Into Jessica Simpson’s Pants

Sarah — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:34:40 +0000

… And I think, by throwing John Mayer under the bus, that it just may not happen. Simpson, who appeared earlier this week on the David Letterman Show was grilled by Letterman regarding her past with various — ahem, rather attractive — love interests, but I found it funny that while exes Tony Romo and John [...]

Jennifer Aniston’s Legs Have a New Movie Out

Evil Beet — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:21:51 +0000

I think The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. I think everyone thinks The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. But none of that matters right now, because JENNIFER ANISTON’S LEGS LOOK AMAZING . I would say she looks 100% perfect here at the Bounty Hunter premiere in London, but I think I might not like that jacket with [...]

Jessica Biel Still So Obsessed With Justin Timberlake That She’s Setting Her Sights on His Mom

Sarah — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:10:24 +0000

I’m not sure whether these two crazy kids are still together or not — reps say they’re broken up and then you see them skiing together in Aspen. Reps say they’ve broken up again and then you see Biel trailing after Timberlake like a lost puppy — not that that’s any different from the norm [...]