The Firnecast.

Ep. 273 Nothin' Finer Than A Niner

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Sat, 26 Feb 2022 20:26:00 +0000

The good folks from Big Horn County, truckers, and the Playboy himself come under fire in this week's episode. Will all the babies burn in hell? Will the sexy massage therapists of Montana live to tug another day? Tune in and find out! Ennnnjoy it!

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Ep. 272 Mermaids Have Fish Bottoms

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 17:28:00 +0000

It's February and we're dead inside. We chatted about the worst sorts of people (the ones in the grocery store), a virgin who made a big mistake, the ghost ship of the Platte River, and oh so much more! Enjoy it!!!

https://www.mediafire.com/file/r3br45qi34kz9wj/272firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 271 2021 Recrap

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Wed, 12 Jan 2022 00:19:00 +0000

Hey friends! We're back? Yes, we're back! This week we're just sliding our way into that sweet, sultry podcast groove with some random chitty chat about nothing and everything all at once. Our 2021 sucked just about as much as yours, but we're ready to kick it in the nuts and keep on moving. Even if 2022 sucks too, at least you can spend it with your loving (well one of us is) Firnecast friends.

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Ep. 270 2020: The Year of the Toilet Snake

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Thu, 28 Jan 2021 14:02:00 +0000

THIS WAS PRE-RECORDED IN 2020 SO WE TALK ABOUT THAT A LOT, NO NEED TO POINT IT OUT OR ANYTHING, WE ALREADY KNOW. WE ARE ALL JUST DOING OUR BEST OUT HERE, OKAY? If there's anything we've learned about this past year, it's that 2020 is a toilet snake, just waiting to bite you in the vagina (or penis). Thus, we present you with a very special all-toilet snake episode. Enjoyyyy it!

https://www.mediafire.com/file/wa5h7676qjve7fj/270firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 269 Illuminaughty

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Tue, 03 Nov 2020 21:02:00 +0000

Oh hey, it's Election Day in America! So we decided to sit down and ramble a bit on all manner of topics- QAnon is the sexy new Satanic Panic, eating the rich, conspiracy theorists and their love of all things racist and anti-semitic, old lady crevices, and oh so much more! Join us and chase away those election day butterflies! Enjoyyyy it!!!!

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Ep. 268 The Beastmasterbator

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Sat, 04 Jul 2020 23:47:00 +0000

This week we mostly talked about the 80's movie classic The Beastmaster... The fetishes born from it, the weird black tiger, the super inappropriate family relationships, and oh so much more! Join us for some belly laughs and forget your cares for awhile.

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Ep. 267 Catching Up

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Tue, 16 Jun 2020 03:07:00 +0000

Oh, hello! Here's a show for you after our long absence! We caught up on all the doin's in our lives & this godforsaken country. We've missed you! Hope you enjoooy it!

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Ep. 266 Army Navy

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 03:50:00 +0000

When you record two episodes in a row, people end up drinking too much. People like Dan & Mandy. We talked weird news, we talked nonsense. It was fun & I hope you ennnnjoyyyy it!

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Ep. 265 Hummingbirds Like Sweet Things

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Sun, 15 Mar 2020 16:37:00 +0000

Things got pretty silly this week, as we came back from our extended absence. New drinks were discovered, Dan offered to show his underpants to the whole damn world, and we learned a lot about hummingbirds. Enjoy!!!!

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Ep. 264 Jesus

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Thu, 27 Feb 2020 14:41:00 +0000

Dan was getting contemplative this week, exploring his feelings about church and living the movie Jesus Camp. We also talked envelopes of weed, traffic light poopers, and gigantic rotten scrotums. Enjoyyyyy it!

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Ep. 263 Santa & the Jinglemen

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Tue, 28 Jan 2020 21:38:00 +0000

So. Mistakes were made, and this pre-Christmas episode was somehow lost in the shuffle. We are going to post it, anyway, but if it seems out of order, that's why. I can only blame Mandy. Speaking of Mandy, here's the description she wrote for this episode:

The nog was not plentiful this week, but the laughs were. We had a bunch of weird Wyoming news, and we kicked off our holiday season with a reading from the Chick tract "Humbug"! Enjoooy it, my jingle friends!

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Ep. 262 Man Nipples

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 17:34:00 +0000

In which Dan is angry with Mandy, shocker. Also some poor toad got pee milked to save his species, a lady from Bar Nunn is terrified of boobies, and oh so much more. Enjoyyyyy it!

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Ep. 261 Cyber Lap Dance

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Mon, 11 Nov 2019 18:25:00 +0000

Revelations were made this week... Revelations that were perhaps best left buried in the 90's. The childhood trauma of the Transformers movie was relived, and we did an in-depth analysis of the Ted Cruz sex scandal. Hope you enjoooy it!

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Ep. 260 Moon's Blood

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Mon, 07 Oct 2019 16:36:00 +0000

I'm not gonna lie, this is my favorite episode we've done in awhile. We laughed our little guts out talking about a bull semen explosion, Elizabeth Warren's tawdry BDSM love affair, and the things that get a Conservative man hard as diamond. Enjoy it!!!!

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Ep. 259 Lusty Busty MILFS

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Fri, 04 Oct 2019 01:05:00 +0000

Whelp, Dan said just about the grossest thing he's ever said on the show. It was just ew, you won't believe it. We also talked about old people and their pornography, a wild uranium -filled Florida night, and pondered one of the greatest mysteries of life- does Finland even exist? Enjooooy it!!!

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Ep. 258 The Politics One

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Fri, 13 Sep 2019 18:49:00 +0000

Oh, hey! We decided just for funsies to talk politics on this week's show. Our friend Mike from Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks joined us. It's basically just Weird News, but instead of some random Floridian it was the President. It was a fun time but a bit of a mess. Enjoy!

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Ep. 257 Holy Water Cannon

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Wed, 07 Aug 2019 08:51:00 +0000

Hi friends! We welcomed a Dutchman into the generous folds of The Firnecast this week- Dan's friend Bas! We chatted about the inexplicable bathroom laughter of an Englishman, the ways in which a fart can betray you, and took a trip through the underbelly of the Worland Upcycle site... Spoiler, there were foot fetishists! Enjoy it!

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Ep. 256 Dirty Water

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Tue, 23 Jul 2019 16:00:00 +0000

We talked about all kinds of things. Butte, Montana was one of them. That place is nuts! I got kinda grumpy with Dan cause I was afraid he was going to ruin the surprise about how crazy it is. But he didn't really, and I ended up seeming like a butthole. The show was fun, you'll like it! Love you, bye.

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Ep. 255 Blippi is Sonny Shine!

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Sat, 08 Jun 2019 04:01:00 +0000

This week was an in-depth exploration of the dark world of children's entertainment. Blippi is the real life Sonny Shine and Barney is a tantric sex scam artist. Buckle up, this one's a wild ride!!!

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Ep. 254 Pants Alligator

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Fri, 31 May 2019 04:08:00 +0000

Have you ever had an alligator in your pants? Yes? Then you're probably from Florida! We also talked about priests and their sick fetishes, naked basketball, and ever so much more. Enjoy it!!!!

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Ep. 253 Pod and the Realm-y

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Sat, 25 May 2019 18:50:00 +0000

We spent a decade of our lives with Game of Thrones, so this week we Mind Topix-ed the hell out of it! We also came up with some spin-offs to help you cope with the loss and 'twas high times in "the realm" of Weird News also, chums! Enjoyeth!!!

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Ep. 252 Return of Mike

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Fri, 03 May 2019 23:48:00 +0000

Our good friend Mike Moore from the Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks internet radio program is with us again after a long and depressing absence. Are crotch crabs extinct? Why is the word panties so gross? Answer these questions with us and enjoy it!!!

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Ep. 251 Recipe for Farts

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Tue, 30 Apr 2019 16:36:00 +0000

We really did a deep dive into the world of accidental farting in this episode... Important work done here as always. We also talked about the infamous Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker, and the (thankfully) now-defunct Christian theme park they inflicted on this world. Enjoyyyy!!!!

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Ep. 250 Skinny Thruster

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Sat, 27 Apr 2019 02:50:00 +0000

Hey pals! You'd think we would have done something special for our 250th show, and we did!.. 'nt. But we did have fun! We talked about the Robert Craft hj video, angry noodle eating men, the trouble with escaping the police on a log, and sooo much Things That Warped Us. Enjoy it! Muah!

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Ep. 249 Surprise!

firnecast@gmail.com (Dan and Mandy) — Sun, 14 Apr 2019 21:27:00 +0000

Hey friends! Dan is still gone, but our sweet friend Mike helped us record a show for you. We did a deep dive into Michael Jackson and boy was it creepy. We also went balls deep in Joel Osteen cause he's the worst. Enjoy!

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