First Orders

Episode 7 - Hey Man, Theres A Beverage Here!

firstorderspodcast@gmail.com (First Orders ) — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:30:00 +0000

In this Episode, our heroes declare their love for the one known as The Dude, Duder or El Duderino if you are not into the whole brevity thing. We drink White Russians and just try and kick back and abide you know?

This is a short and sweet podcast to tide y'all over until Sean finally pulls his finger out and edits the 3 podcasts we have recorded since you last met us. But hey podcasting is a lot like Vietnam, there ain't no rules!

http://ia601605.us.archive.org/9/items/Episode7HeyManTheresABeverageHere/Episode%207%20-%20Hey%20Man%2C%20Theres%20a%20Beverage%20Here%21.mp3

Episode 6 - Part 1: All Hail the Mighty Bar-Lay

firstorderspodcast@gmail.com (First Orders ) — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 17:13:00 +0000

In this episode, our Heroes meet their deadliest foe yet the potent cocktail dubbed "The Hatmanan". With various song renditions, attempted rapping and a lively Q&A session they try to stem the tide of impending drunkenness brought on by the fiendish Hatmanan. Split into two parts as to pace our long story a bit better, please root for our heroes in Part 1 of this most noblest of quests.

http://ia701506.us.archive.org/25/items/Episode6AllHailTheMightyBarLay/Episode%206%20-%20Part1%20-%20All%20Hail%20the%20Mighty%20Bar-Lay.mp3

Episode 5: What the "Politicians" Aren't Telling You

firstorderspodcast@gmail.com (First Orders ) — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:58:00 +0000

In this episode while waiting to go out Sean and Trystan talk with Fitzee and Molly about favorite Disney films. Sean asks the burning questions that the politicians won't address, Felix gives us serious philosophical answers to half baked questions and we forget to give you our first orders until about four orders in. Yes commodore, it will be an interesting journey.

http://ia601602.us.archive.org/1/items/Auto-Tuned-Baby-Disney-High-Dog/5FirstOrdersPodcastChatSpecialTrystanSeanFitzeeMolly.mp3

Episode 4 - Mayans Don't Have Nothing On Us (and also Everyone Is Equal In A 69 )

firstorderspodcast@gmail.com (First Orders ) — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 11:53:00 +0000

In this episode Trystan, Felix and Sean huddle together around the microphone and wait for this whole apocalypse thing to blow over. They trade stories, anecdotes and shots of wisdom as they wait for their grizzly and untimely deaths. Recorded on 21/12/12 (aka Mayan Apocalypse)

http://ia801608.us.archive.org/19/items/MayansDontHaveShitOnFirstOrders/FirstOrdersEndOfTheWorldPodcastFelixTrystanSean.mp3

Episode 3 - No Homo

firstorderspodcast@gmail.com (First Orders ) — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 01:34:00 +0000

In this episode, Sean and Trystan chat to each other about saving the world, gay culture and Kevin Spacey.
Prepare your ear pussies, its going to be a bumpy ride.

http://archive.org/download/FirstOrdersPodcast.EpisodeThree/3FirstOrdersPodcastSeanTrystan.mp3

Episode 2 - Give Me That Old Time Podcast Sound

firstorderspodcast@gmail.com (First Orders ) — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:32:00 +0000

In this episode, we pick up our game by harking back to the good ol' days by drinking Old Fashioned and waxing lyrically about hangover cures. We also find out that both Sean and Trystan want to be Toads and lose a battle against our deadliest foe, the noisy clanking of ice.

http://archive.org/download/FirstOrdersPodcast.EpisodeTwo/2FirstOrdersPodcastFelixSeanTrystanMolly.mp3

Episode 1 - Rocky Start

firstorderspodcast@gmail.com (First Orders ) — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 18:09:00 +0000

In this episode, instead of hitting the ground running we retreat to a safe distance and cradle our beverages in the foetal position. We also conclude that Gin and Coffee tastes a lot like Earl Grey.

http://archive.org/download/Episode1-LondonUpYourCoffee/FirstOrdersPodcast.mp3