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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2018 00:07:50 CDT</pubDate><item>
  <title>My towel was already damp when I got out of the shower. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/938</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2014 14:17:13 CDT</pubDate>
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    <![CDATA[My towel was already damp when I got out of the shower.    ]]>
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  <author>Elina</author>
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  <title>My pizza arrived unsliced. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1466</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1466</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2014 20:22:03 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[My pizza arrived unsliced.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Brandon</author>
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  <title>My salad plate was chilled but my fork was room temperature. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1462</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1462</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Feb 2014 23:24:01 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[My salad plate was chilled but my fork was room temperature.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Rebecca</author>
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  <title>My order tracker says quality control but the driver just knocked at the door. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1455</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1455</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2014 19:50:58 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[My order tracker says quality control but the driver just knocked at the door.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Brent</author>
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  <title>Ive purchased so many Christmas presents that itll take me hours to wrap them all. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1447</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1447</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Dec 2013 15:50:57 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[Ive purchased so many Christmas presents that itll take me hours to wrap them all.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Alicia</author>
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  <title>I had to get dressed to answer the door for room service. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1445</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1445</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2013 15:35:44 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[I had to get dressed to answer the door for room service.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Steve</author>
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  <title>I adopted a cat well over a month ago and it still hasnt done anything </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1444</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1444</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2013 20:02:15 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[I adopted a cat well over a month ago and it still hasnt done anything hilarious yet.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Jimmy</author>
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  <title>I cant text in the shower. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1441</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1441</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2013 15:08:46 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[I cant text in the shower.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Julia</author>
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  <title>I am the poorest of my wealthy friends. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1439</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1439</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2013 13:05:55 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[I am the poorest of my wealthy friends.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Bret</author>
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  <title>My leather jacket has such a nice fit that it hinders my movements when I </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1437</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1437</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2013 16:14:09 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[My leather jacket has such a nice fit that it hinders my movements when I drive a car.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>David</author>
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  <title>My Christmas bonus this year isnt as good as last years. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1436</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1436</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2013 14:53:35 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[My Christmas bonus this year isnt as good as last years.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Joseph</author>
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  <title>I dont know what I want for Christmas. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1435</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1435</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2013 17:16:39 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[I dont know what I want for Christmas.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>David</author>
</item>
<item>
  <title>Pandora now plays two commercials in a row. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1431</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1431</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 14:25:37 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[Pandora now plays two commercials in a row.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Alan</author>
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<item>
  <title>Im running out of space to store all of my toilet paper. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1430</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1430</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Nov 2013 19:09:49 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[Im running out of space to store all of my toilet paper.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Jean</author>
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  <title>This store is only offering 25 off for their Black Friday sale. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1427</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1427</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2013 14:57:06 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[This store is only offering 25 off for their Black Friday sale.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Jeremy</author>
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  <title>My plate is so full that its hard to cut my meat without food falling </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1424</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1424</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2013 00:18:37 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[My plate is so full that its hard to cut my meat without food falling off.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Steven</author>
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  <title>I forgot to turn on the radio before getting in the shower. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1421</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1421</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2013 13:09:53 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[I forgot to turn on the radio before getting in the shower.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Carlos</author>
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  <title>I always lose my ChapStick before finishing it. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1420</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1420</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2013 19:26:16 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[I always lose my ChapStick before finishing it.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>James</author>
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  <title>Im starving but my oatmeal is still too hot to eat. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1419</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1419</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2013 14:13:54 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[Im starving but my oatmeal is still too hot to eat.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Nicholas</author>
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  <title>The closest Starbucks is a mile away. </title>
  <link>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1418</link>
  <guid>http://www.firstworld.me/view/first-world-problems/1418</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 15:46:39 CST</pubDate>
  <description>
    <![CDATA[The closest Starbucks is a mile away.    ]]>
  </description>
  <author>Cassie</author>
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