http://www.hellofitchburg.comFitchburg Area News from HelloFitchburg.com60http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/07/03/The_Greatest_Tattoo_Ive_Ever_Seen.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/07/03/The_Greatest_Tattoo_Ive_Ever_Seen.htmlAnd remember, this is not just July 4th weekend - it's also time for the greatest cycling race in human history.  Don't know where to watch?  Click here! Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:07:00 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/06/20/Hodgman_Name-Drops_Fitchburg_at_Correspondents_Din.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/06/20/Hodgman_Name-Drops_Fitchburg_at_Correspondents_Din.html Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:01:28 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/04/07/Its_Dangerous_in_Canada.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/04/07/Its_Dangerous_in_Canada.html From my new favorite blog.Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:41:57 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/03/24/Fancy_New_Feature_Local_Movie_Times.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/03/24/Fancy_New_Feature_Local_Movie_Times.htmlI am a big fan of our reasonably-priced local movie theater, however I feel an overwhelming desire to self-immolate whenever I'm forced to visit their website.  No one should ever have to suffer through an auto-playing vanity theme song*, particularly just to find out which crappy movies are currently playing.  So as a public service, I present you...Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:09:26 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/02/19/Poll_Fitchburg_Mayoral_Race.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/02/19/Poll_Fitchburg_Mayoral_Race.htmlThe mayoral race is officially underway now that Rachel Rosenfeld (aka "Really Rachel") has announced her intention to unseat Mayor Wong, so it seemed appropriate to kick off the 2009 political season with some pie and some pollin'.Click here to vote!Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:09:58 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/02/12/Hey_Its_My_Birthday.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/02/12/Hey_Its_My_Birthday.htmlI'm 200 years old today (unless you count all of the time-travelin'), and since I've been looking for an excuse to post this video for 3 or 4 months now, let's just say that this is what I'd like for my birthday: Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:39:20 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/01/22/Snow_Machine_Concept_from_1924.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/01/22/Snow_Machine_Concept_from_1924.html I wonder how it is on hills? Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:25:54 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/01/20/At_Long_Last.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2009/01/20/At_Long_Last.htmlIt's a really good day. Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:42:34 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/12/30/Unitil_You_Transparent_Fuckers.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/12/30/Unitil_You_Transparent_Fuckers.htmlLike pretty much everyone in the Fitchburg area, we were without power during December.  In our case it was out for a little over a week.  While we were huddled in front of our fireplace, we even joked a few times that "at least our Unitil bill will be a little less this month."Ha.In reality, our bill was about a hundred bucks higher than last...Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:37:07 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/12/14/Dear_Unitil_Please_Dont_Screw_This_Up_.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/12/14/Dear_Unitil_Please_Dont_Screw_This_Up_.htmlThis will be brief, because typing on my phone is really tedious. It's cold, and I think we're the only people left in our neighborhood. We have yet to see a single Unitil truck anywhere in Fitchburg or Leominster. National Grid is saying definitively that most customers will have power again by Tuesday. There have been no such guidelines from...Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:45:07 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/31/Ralph_Nader_is_Insane.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/31/Ralph_Nader_is_Insane.html Ralph is just sad that all of the irrationally exuberant young third party voters he inherited from Lyndon LaRouche now belong to Ron Paul.Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:46:23 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/25/Hodgman_A_Brief_Digression_on_Matters_of_Lost_Time.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/25/Hodgman_A_Brief_Digression_on_Matters_of_Lost_Time.htmlI seldom have the patience to sit through longish web videos, but this absolutely made my day. Sat, 25 Oct 2008 09:14:04 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/10/Everyone_is_Cutting_Back_on_Expenses.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/10/Everyone_is_Cutting_Back_on_Expenses.html Five days left to register to vote in MA.Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:33:04 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/05/Its_Right_About_That_Time_People.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/05/Its_Right_About_That_Time_People.html Voter registration deadline in Massachusetts is October 15th.Click Here to Register to VoteSun, 05 Oct 2008 18:02:40 -0500http://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/02/Leave_John_McCain_Alone.htmlhttp://www.hellofitchburg.com/2008/10/02/Leave_John_McCain_Alone.htmlYou guys, everybody is being so mean to John McCain.  Yesterday it was the editorial board of the Des Moines Register, and today it was those jerks at Fox 'n' Friends who asked poor John why more voters trust Obama to handle the economy:"Because life isn’t fair."Then they asked how he felt about having Gwen Ifill as the moderator for tonight's Vice...Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:59:44 -0500