I'm great!
Does it not say that in the blog title?
Look alive, blind Freddy! What, did you think this was one of those gimmicky sites about how much I suck? HARDLY! This is one of those gimmicky sites about how much I RULE!
Utilizing bizarre narration we all resort to when noone answers our emails!
Or vague threats of violence. Or has in any other way, even the vaguest idea in all fuckoff, who we are.
I also have an ACTUAL site, with actual referees, published work and a CV.
How novel! Not an actual novel, mind.
What do I look like, a writer?
ALSO! Please do not click on "mobile", "rss" or "archive" as they are pretty well useless, and refrain from clicking on "random" as I am in the process of having the word removed from the English language.
Like to discuss this further? Fantastic.
ElmoKeep [at] gmail [dot] com
(I am also keen to discuss thrilling job opportunities, and/or the transference of large sums of money
from you to me.)
