To say this song has become an earworm doesn’t quite communicate the depth to which it has infiltrated my sick and twisted mind. I think earLEVIATHAN is nearer the mark. It’s made even more delicious with the addition of Russ Meyer visuals. I’m thinking this would be a worthy Rick-Roll successor. Imagine it, “You’ve Been Titty Roll’d!”

I have recently decided to renew my pursuit of a tattoo on my right arm. I’ve been contemplating one for a couple years and just haven’t made it a priority until now (i.e. I’m po’). I think I’ve finally settled on a subject… something Mucha -inspired and very much Art Nouveau . I want to include elements masculine and feminine. Ideally, it’d be a composite, starting at my shoulder and wrapping around to just above the elbow. If you’d like to contribute to the fund, you can click the paypal button below. And should you contribute, upon completion of the tattoo, I’ll happily let you see it up close and personal… the more you contribute, the closer you can get…

the woman in gold reminds me strangely of an indian mary richards… having a stroke!

What better way to kickstart this blog again than with this delightful reminder from the 70s that no man will want you, unless you have a flawless figure!

There’s just something hypnotic about the neon polyester rhythms of these Italian disco divas. And anyone who can use Speedy Gonzales as a source of creative expression deserves some mad props!

I can’t stop singing this song, song, SONG! This catchy kitschy peppy pop wonder by Dutch group Teach-In won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1975, the year of my birth. Coincidence? Very likely.

Favorite Lyric:
“There will be no sorrow, when you sing tomorrow and you walk along with your Ding-Dang-Dong!”

i met the man behind the video above, adam, through my work at lavender. he’s wonderfully talented and offered to collaborate with my alter ego, wanda, on an upcoming video project for the holidays. i’m very excited to be working with him and hope you’ll like the fruits of our labor! stay tuned!

My dearest Tupperware-touting Aunt Barbara’s upcoming holiday special boasts quite a comprehensive cast!