(Seriously, what is it with these goofy and stupidly long names some of you sycophantic FfTB rectum lickers use?!? D’ya’ll think it profound, or something? Can’t ya’ll realize it’s just fuckin’ stupid?)

…one sentence from this:

One of the things I hate most about the FfTB universe is the remarkable degree of illiteracy and all around and general incompetence when it comes to writing…

So you’re accusing people of simultaneously being unable to read and write, whilst also using too many complex words? Those are mutually exclusive. Pick one and run with it cupcake. And if you hate it here, piss off! No one will mourn, and you’ll not have to be exposed to all this gender-equality horror…

I’m actually still waiting for you to post something of significance to be replied to. So far it seems to consist of ‘Waaaaah! Jen made a joke which targeted men! I should have the right to degrade her existence!!!!!!’

Please tell me you’re not a Brit. I don’t want my nation tarnished by association with dipshits like you…

(Seriously, what is it with these goofy and stupidly long names some of you sycophantic FfTB rectum lickers use?!? D’ya’ll think it profound, or something? Can’t ya’ll realize it’s just fuckin’ stupid?)

Um, well, anyway, okay little dude … uh, pop out what, quick?

One of the things I hate most about the FfTB universe is the remarkable degree of illiteracy and all around and general incompetence when it comes to writing and stating clearly, concisely, accurately, and logically, ideas.

Ya’ll are a, for the most part, bunch of remarkabley ignorant and illiterate rhetoricians.

Seriosuly now, how many of you have actually passed your grade 9 equivalency test … or whateverthefuck it’s called in the innumerate and illiterate YouKnighted Stats of Amerika.

Additionally, Mr. Eloquent Azkyroth (and what the fuck is an Azkyroth anyway?), as I am neither female, nor pregnant, nor fetal, as you Yanks spell it, I think not. No. No meconium sliming its way this way you dipshit amateur.

Do I hear the slither of the naked emperor approaching?! I do hope not. It’s been such a lovely day.

Given where your head is, any slithering sounds are almost certainly due to your normal digestive processes.

Based on your comments, though, you’re about to get a face full of meconium if you don’t pop it out quick.

“John, the wonder is that you actually believe all the crap you tell each other in the slimepit and think it will impress anyone else who hasn’t spent the last 10 months with a raging hate-on. ”

Hi, Steph, Hon. Glad you could join us today. We’ve been pondering logic and cents … erm … and while we know it’s not your strong point, your eloquent, verbose, pithy, and reference-rich contribution is always welcome.

Now, I was wondering, do you have any citations, quotes, or research to prove, or perhaps even anecdotally confirm, that what each of us Slimepit denizens™ tell each other, even when we disagree with each other, is “crap”?

Though, I must abjectly admit it should be pointed out that in a sense you are right about one thing, in that us Slimepit denizens™ tend to tell each other (as opposed to “telling” non-Slimepit denizens™) lots of things for the simple reason that the high and wholly holy brigade of intellectually courageous heroes at FfTB have banned most of us, in many cases simply for just existing — honourable, trustworthy, and profoundly deep bunch of Freethought perveyors that you be.

The Zzzvanman also said:

“I watched as someone new read your “work” in this thread. The response? Howling laughter.”

Huh? I see that, as always, and like Goombah Laden, making sense is not one of your best friends. Well, not usually your friend a’tall relly relly. Ah well, and yes, no surprise there.

“You really should get out more.”

Aye, I should. While not homeless this year, I am, nonetheless, far, far, far too vanilla … er, um, ah, too whitely privileged … or summat.

Strange Sally Strange said:

“And you are stupid.”

I might be, I might be. You, dear Ms. Sally, are the profound one, aren’t you? By-the-passable-by, do you have any confirmable research to prove your wee tidy point?

And of course I understood what I was quoting, you febrile notwit. The problem is, as is the case with so many of you rather perceptively illiterate FfTB blog commentors (and blog hosts; wouldn’t want to leave those terrific clowns out now would we?), that your point was neither clearly nor accurately presented. Yes, yes, yes, I know what you were trying to say, but you did not say it effectively, accurately, eloquently, or correctly. Remedial Stranglish, er, um, English, at a local college, might, maybe, help.

If you want to spew opinions, that’s fine. We all do. But for fuck’s sake, if you’re going to make a statement of claim and opinion, at least take the time and the care and the consideration of anyone who might read your tripe to present it clearly, conscisely, accurately, and logically.

Yes, yes, I know that that is hard work, and your illiterate mentor and fellow suck-buddy … no, wait, strike that, your rectal-kiss buddy, Laden, strongly encourages, by both example and statement, doing otherwise, but … well, buts will be buts. Won’t they, dear?

You know, Steffy dahling, this has been kind of fun. I am so glad that Jen does not bow (at least, not yet) to the pressure of the naked emperor and simply edit, moderate, delete, and ban any commenter with whom she, and her fellow commenters, disagree with.

Whee ha!

Oh, wait!?
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Hush!
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Do I hear the slither of the naked emperor approaching?! I do hope not. It’s been such a lovely day.

“Franc Hoggle” is a creepy stalkery asshole.

And you are stupid.

Thanks for keeping me in your thoughts, though! I’m touched, even if you don’t understand what you’re quoting.

You really should get out more.