In what may be the most untimely and ironic song ever, Cheryl Cole’s last single featured a b-side entitled Boys, written by Adele – yes, that Adele (I would kill someone to hear her demo of this song!). I just find it funny that with the shit-storm that is Cheryl’s personal life currently, this song is basically about how boys are shit but girls can’t help liking (or loving) them. Even funnier that the rumors circle that Cheryl may give her dirtbag hubby another chance. It’s so Elin Nordegren of her, right? Wrong. Chezza, as she’s referred to in the UK press, needs to beat her husband down, Tiger Woods style.

And another frivolous note about this song is that I feel it LITERALLY sounds like Shania Twain or could have been plucked from her back catalogue. Or that Shania should sing this and Cheryl sing the ever-appropriate Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?

Cheryl Cole – Boys

Cheryl’s new single Parachute is out next Monday, with a new b-side titled Just Let Me Go and remixes of the single by Ill Blu, Buzz Junkies and more. She’ll also be on Radio 1’s Live Lounge this Friday singing Parachute and presumably a cover version, a tradition of most acts who visit the program.

Okay, one of my favorite albums of 2009 was How to Be A Lady Vol. 1 by Electrik Red. Anyone who I’ve introduced them to LURVES them. Imagine if the gals from Destiny’s Child were DAB’s (for those who aren’t in the know -- that stands for Down Ass Bitch) who may or may not have served time, would cut a bitch in the club and weren’t ashamed to be a hoe when necessary. In early Feb. they posted a clip of a new song on their YouTube account called I’m That Chick and it’s interesting…I’d need to hear it in full to make a final judgment call on it. If anyone has any solid info on what they are up to…leave us a note.

These girls are so refreshing and fun and their music is different than all the other R&B gals out today. I highly recommend picking up a copy of their album and dare you not to fall in love with the song WFY. Check out their vids after the jump…

Despite my belief that Sophie Ellis Bextor doesn’t DESERVE the behemoth track that everyone is crapping their pants over (yet, we’ve still not heard the original track…hmmm, remember the difference between Kylie’s The One on the album and then the Freemasons’ tweaked mix? Yah…good!), I’ve decided to just go ahead and swallow my own bitterness and present the Freemasons Remix Edit  of Bittersweet. Go here to get the Jodie Marsh remix!

The picture in question did leave you wondering if it was really him, but upon further inspection of his body against some professional shots I found myself 99% sure that it was in fact him.

Although he has yet to outright address the photo in question there have been a few tweets here and there that might possibly allude to him admitting it. However until then we are left in the dark.

In the mean time let’s take a look over some photos of Frank in the nude that we are sure he meant for us to see.

I am a big Juliette Lewis fan, both as an actress and a singer. She’s unique in a “I don’t give a fuck” way which makes me appreciate her all the more.

I’ve been following her music career ever since I randomly picked up her EP with the Licks while I was in New York. I think that EP Like A Bolt of Lightening… was probably their best effort. It was raw and real. Then her career with the Licks took a slow dive from there. The first album Your Speaking My Language came out and had a few good hits but the few songs that had originally appeared on the EP had completely been stripped of all the good stuff and left me mostly disappointed. Finally their last album, Four on the Floor seemed rushed and all over the place and I didn’t get into it too much even though I keep it on my iPod.

Listen to So Amazing from Your Speaking My Language

She departed from the Licks in 2009 but not before I had the honor of seeing one of her crazy live performances a few years previous. It’s truly something to witness, she holds nothing back.

Lewis now has a new band called “The New Romantics” and a new album Terra Incognita and this is the video for “Uh Huh”, it’s much more laid back than anything she has previous done and definitely a nice tune for summertime. It takes some adjusting, I’m quite used to her hard rocking performances.

Love ya Gaga, but sometimes your perfectionist antics can really piss us off.

According to the official press release, the video is a whopping 9 minutes long. So get a bucket of popcorn with extra butter ready.

I read a tidbit this morning that Barbara Walters admitted that if she regrets one thing, it would be putting Ricky Martin on the spot about his sexuality in a 2000 interview. She thinks it ruined his career because it left everyone assuming he was.

Part of me is glad she had admitted that, but you know he puts himself in the situation as to whether it’s questioned so he made his own choices. Then I just want to slap Barbara for being so arrogant as to think that she had the power to destroy his career.

Lest we not forget that since that interview he has put out a grand total of one new English speaking album, which went to #6 in America. I don’t think you can really consider it “destroying” a career when he had a top 10 album and the album Sound Loaded that came out around the time of the interview went to #2.

Step back Babs, you ain’t that big. And you sure ain’t Oprah.

Check out the interview after the cut.

Massive congrats to Ellie Goulding for being number one with her debut album “Lights” this week. It’s well deserved! It’s stellar from start to finish. If you haven’t purchased this album yet you are seriously missing out! Order it now from Amazon it’s one of the must haves for 2010!

Listen to “Wish I Stayed”:

At least Madonna has the decency to smile and have a sense of humor. Gaga -- just relax….