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Mothers’ Day Wisdom From El Guapo

El Guapo — Mon, 13 May 2013 01:27:49 +0000

Mothers’ Day is sacred. It’s beautiful. Let El Guapo share his Mothers’ Day wisdom with you in 140 characters or less. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. TweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDeliciousRelated Posts:Lupe Ontiveros Ignored at The Academy Awards.trb8{position:absolute;clip:rect(423px,auto,auto,411px);}small indipaydayloans.com Happy Easter,...

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420: The Doritos Company Should Thank Potheads

El Guapo — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:36:27 +0000

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Caucasians Fear Racial Profiling After Boston Bombings, Refuse to Leave Whole Foods

El Guapo — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:24:45 +0000

After learning that the two Boston bombers were Caucasian (as in from Russia’s actual Caucasus region – which makes them Caucasian squared), Tanner Cooper, 26, and every other shopper at the North Dayton Whole Foods barricaded themselves in the Organic, Artesian, Gluten-Free Bread department and refused to leave the store. They have been holed up [...]Related Posts:420: The Doritos Company Should Thank PotheadsNew Yorkers: “Is It Cool To Say The Red Sox Suck…Lupe Ontiveros Ignored at The Academy AwardsHappy Easter,...

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New Yorkers: “Is It Cool To Say The Red Sox Suck Now?”

El Guapo — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:43:09 +0000

Damn, New York. Calm down. No. So, to recap: No, New York… Not yet. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. Photo by: Pauldineen TweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDeliciousRelated Posts:Lupe Ontiveros Ignored at The Academy AwardsHappy Easter, Zombie Jesus420: The Doritos Company Should Thank PotheadsLincoln Responds To Oscar Loss: “Chill The Fuck Out.…My...

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Boston: Nation’s Young, “Dark-Skinned” Men Shocked That They’re Accused of More Atrocities

El Guapo — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:57:40 +0000

Reymundo Flores, 22, works outdoors. His father is Guatemalan. His mother is Sudanese. As a result, his skin color falls somewhere to the right of burnt sienna in the crayon box, and he has the uncanny ability to make suburban white women clutch their handbags just by walking near them. After the horrific events in [...]Related Posts:Caucasians Fear Racial Profiling After Boston Bombings,…New Yorkers: “Is It Cool To Say The Red Sox Suck…So, You Miss Twinkies Already? Welcome to The Dark SideLupe Ontiveros Ignored at The...

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BREAKING: Costco to Stop Offering Samples Permanently After Motaba Virus Outbreak Lawsuit

El Guapo — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:20:25 +0000

Due to a recent lawsuit costing the company $543 million, the Costco corporation will no longer be offering the samples that many argue helped catapult their national popularity, effective immediately. A young man alleges that he contracted the Motaba virus from chicken fingers he was given in a Pittsburg Costco. April Fools, fool. You can [...]Related Posts:Dothraki Military Jets Illegally Enter US Airspace, Blatant…Mothers’ Day Wisdom From El GuapoSigns of the Apocalypse: Super Gonorrhea420: The Doritos Company Should Thank...

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Dothraki Military Jets Illegally Enter US Airspace, Blatant Sign Of Aggression

El Guapo — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 06:02:40 +0000

In an unprecedented development, US officials have confirmed that at least 6 Dothraki fighter jets were spotted breaching US airspace yesterday between the hours of 9 and 11:30 pm eastern time. Defense officials have confirmed that one Dothraki aircraft was shot down just outside a strip club in Tampa, Florida. No injuries have been reported [...]Related Posts:Lupe Ontiveros Ignored at The Academy AwardsHappy Easter, Zombie Jesus420: The Doritos Company Should Thank PotheadsLincoln Responds To Oscar Loss: “Chill The Fuck Out.…New...

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Happy Easter, Zombie Jesus

El Guapo — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 15:00:41 +0000

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GOP Courts Latinos with Grace of Awkward Middle Schooler

El Guapo — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:30:40 +0000

Some argue that the political landscape has reached a tipping point, sliding the US dangerously close to a big salsa-flavored seismic chasm. After their 2012 presidential defeat and with the recent announcement that the Republican Party has set aside $10 million specifically earmarked for “minority outreach,” it would appear that conservatives have reluctantly concluded that [...]Related Posts:Boston: Nation’s Young, “Dark-Skinned” MenMy Resolution: No F*#king Swearing in 2013Happy Easter, Zombie JesusLupe...

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With Daylight Savings Time, Latinos Prepare to Be Later Than Usual

El Guapo — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:59:59 +0000

Guillermo Benitez, like millions of Latinos nationwide, is preparing to take on the workweek. Unfortunately for Latinos like Benitez, Daylight Savings Time proves problematic in that it is not compatible with Latino Standard Time. For those unfamiliar with Latino Standard Time, it is a pronounced suspicion of traditional forms of telling time that results in [...]Related Posts:Dothraki Military Jets Illegally Enter US Airspace, Blatant…“Et Tu, Bruto?” – An Open Letter to Young…Happy Easter, Zombie JesusLupe...

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