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Suno agar sun sako to - Urdu Quotes

fsl — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:08:00 +1400

Insaan Bhi kitna Ajeeb Hy,
Jab kisi Cheez se Darta Hy to Us se Dour Bhagta Hy.
Jab ALLAH Sy Darta Hy to Us k Or Qreeb Ho Jata Hy

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IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT
aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log
badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain

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kisi ki madad kartay waqt us k chehray ki janib mat daikho, ho sakta hay us ki sharminda ankhain tumharay dil main gharur ka beej bo dain

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Agr Tm Usy Na Pa Sako Jise Tm Chahte Ho,Tu Usy Zror Pa Lena Jo Tmhe Chahta Hy
QK Chahne Se, Chahe Jane Ka Ehsas Ziada Khubsurat Hota Hy.

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GHULAB KA PHOL BANO! KYUN K YEH PHOL US K HATH ME BHI KHUSHBO CHOR DAITA HAI JO ISEY MASAL KAR PHAINK DAITA HAI

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"Yeh na socho k ALLAH dua foran qabool kyun nahi karta,
yeh shukar karo k ALLAH hamaray gunaahon ki saza foran nahi deta.."

Pakistan victory accepted by Indian Media....Lesson for Indian Team

fsl — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:56:00 +1400

Pakistan victory accepted by Indian Media....Lesson for Indian Cricket Team

Oracle SQL Developer - Unable to create an instance of the Java Virtual Machine

fsl — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:25:00 +1400

After extracting sqldeveloper-1.5.4.59.40.zip and executing sqldeveloper.exe, I received following error

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Oracle SQL Developer
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Unable to create an instance of the Java Virtual Machine
Located at path:
<SQLDEVELOPER>\jdk\jre\bin\client\jvm.dll
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OK
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Resolution for this error which works for me, as follow :-

Open ide.conf file from

<SQLDEVELOPER>/jdev/bin/ide.conf
or
<SQLDEVELOPER>\ide\bin\ide.conf

In this file, change this line :
AddVMOption -Xmx512M

by

AddVMOption -Xmx256M

Now, the executable is lauching correctly. No more errors with Java Virtual Machine.

Also check the diskspace where sqldeveloper is extracted and available RAM.
You may need to revert back in future if there is no more issue with original file's setting.

Celebrations in Srinagar Kashmir after Pakistan win

fsl — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:01:00 +1400

SRINAGAR: Residents in ‘Indian administered’ Kashmir Sunday fired crackers in the region's main city after Pakistan beat Sri Lanka to win the World Twenty20 championship, witnesses said.

Srinagar erupted in celebration after Pakistan beat Sri Lanka by eight wickets and as scores of Kashmiri youth poured on to the streets and lit firecrackers.

The youths also chanted pro-Pakistan and pro-freedom slogans as Indian paramilitary troops stayed in their bunkers, witnesses said.

Thousands of Kashmiris, including women and children, were glued to their televisions sets to watch the tense final.

‘It is a great victory and one day I hope we will merge with Pakistan,’ said a die-hard Pakistani cricket fan, Mohammad Yaseen.

Residents in Muslim-majority Kashmir valley traditionally support Pakistan in sports events.

Pakistani cricket fans gather as they celebrate on a street in Karachi — AP

Source - DAWN

World Champion - Pakistan Won Final T20 Cricket Match

fsl — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:54:00 +1400

LONDON: Pakistan won their first major title in 17 years when they stunned Sri Lanka by eight wickets in the World Twenty20 final at a sell-out Lord's here on Sunday.

Pakistan, runners-up to India in the final of the inaugural World Twenty20 in South Africa two years ago, ended Sri Lanka's unbeaten run in the tournament with style.

Pakistan last won an offical multi-nation tournament in 1992 when Imran Khan's team lifted the World Cup by beating England in the final at the Melbourne cricket ground in Australia.

The win by Younus Khan's team gave Pakistanis back home reason to cheer as the cricket-mad nation has been deprived of international tours due to security concerns in the volatile nation.

The International Cricket Council has already ruled out holding World Cup matches in Pakistan in 2011 following the militant attack on the Sri Lankan team in Lahore on March 3 but Pakistani Team proved that terrorists can not down their moral.

Pakistan's players celebrate with the trophy after defeating Sri Lanka during their Twenty20 World Cup Final cricket match at Lord's cricket ground in London.— AP photo.

Pakistan won against South Africa in T20 Cup Semi Final

fsl — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:09:00 +1400

Pakistan won against South Africa in T20 Cup Semi Final

Congratulations!

فرسٹ آف آل، تھینکس ٹو اللہ، دی بوئز پلیڈ ریلی ویل

Memons

fsl — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:42:00 +1400

Following jokes are dedicated to sweet memons and for their sweet smiles....

Cheers,

Faisal Memon :)

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Memon: Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

Shopkeeper: 1rs.

Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?

S.K: 60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon: Ley 40 Paisay Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De

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Teacher: jo ander aaney k liye sab sey chota sentence bolega, usey gift milega.

English child: May i come in?

Urdu child: Main ander askta hoon?

Memon child: Achaan?

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A girl speaks to a boy....

Girl: O bhai jaan please rasta do...!

Boy: Tum larkiyan itna confuse kyun karti ho??

Ya to BHAI bolo ya JAAN bolo....!

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Ek Memon Ko Jin Charh Gaya

3 Din Baad

Jin Khud Aalim Ke Paas Gaya Aur

Bola:

Aalim Sahab!

MUjhe Bahar Nikalo

Mein To Bhooka Hee Mar Jaonga

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Memon Ko Current Laga…

Begum Ne Poocha:

Kuch Howa To Nahi..?

Memon Bola:

Mujhe Chorr

Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh

“UNIT” Kitne Gire Hai.

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Memon At Petrol Pump:

Bhai aadha liter Ka Petrol Dal Do.

Salesman:

Bhai Itna Sara Petrol

Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon:

Jana Kahan Hai

Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

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A Memon On His Death Time.

My Wife, Where R U ?

Wife:

Yes, I’m Here

My Sons & Daughters

Ru All Here?

Yes, Papa

Memon:

To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre

Ka Pankha Q Khula Hay ???

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Na ya CHAND hoga na TARAY hongy,

Kiya hum hamesha "KANWARAY" hongy

Is duniya ma kitno k NIKAH ho gay....

Kiya naseeb ma humare sirf "NIKAH K CHUNWARY" hongy

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Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana,

Zindagi ma sabko hasana,

Dushman ko bhe galy lagana,

Phir bhe koi ghum day to 0900 78601 pa phone lagana

"TAPKA DENGE SALAY KO"

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Welcome Tourist We Speak English

fsl — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:40:00 +1400

Welcome Tourist We Spik Inglish

For Mr Bean

fsl — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:31:00 +1400

Hope Mr. Bean will not mind it :)

Bush and Jiang

fsl — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:25:00 +1400

Old one but a lesson :)