THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i’ve seen a lot of hot fsu kd’s on this site. what about delta gamma? here’s carmen, krista, frankie, and rachel.

All the sudden I just became a huge FSU Delta Gamma fan.  I am trying to get over my blonde fetish in 2010.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, this girl meg p*tter use to be sweet when she was fat, now she lost the weight but is a total b*tch!  What the hell gives her the right to get skinny and forget how much it sucked to be fat.

Girls like this will always have a bitter land monster living inside them. I decided.- nik

Her nose is awful, it’s like there is a giant speed bump on her face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Theo F’s ego is bigger than the whole city. He’s screwed every girl in orlando.. correction, screwed over every girl in orlando. With all this unreasonable cockiness i’m surprised his head hasn’t blown up by now. .

I’m surprised you haven’t sent yourself in earlier as well…I will not post all your shirtless pics you sent in.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Y. She is the biggest c*ke wh*re in tallahassee. She will do anything once she is drunk and wants c*ke. She is the reason FSU is getting a bad rep for the girls. The funny thing is she claims to have went to FSU but she never did. She’s another 15k baller, lost here real job for being drunk and almost lost her night job at pockets for being a c*ke head. Stay away from this Tallahassee h*e!

She was probably too fat to sit on the toilet.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Laura. She is an FSU alum. I know you weren’t happy with the last “Would You” for FSU. Did all the pretty ones graduate already?

Answer:  All the blondes must have graduated… this chick is gross.  No way would I stick it in a girl who has eyes that touch her ears.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik now I am a student here at Florida State and you are always putting down our talent pool of chicks here. Now I bet you will not talk sh*t about this girl who is in a few of my classes and she is pretty cute and her name is Lisa. Most of the guys on campus would and i bet you would to.

Answer:  No, I don’t sleep with Asians.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this kid goes to FSU and thinks he is a red cup artist, but he is also a toolio , chick out the tat he just got..

I think he got the tat so he can say that a girl has seen him with his pants down…judging by the paleness of his ass dude has never gotten any.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lauren, another kappa delta at FSU. Everyone says she is the hottest on campus!!?!! If she is the hottest chick on campus then FSU has gone down hill big time.  My pretend wife Kasey who I would cheat on profusely is hotter than her.- nik ]]>

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lauren, another kappa delta at FSU. Everyone says she is the hottest on campus!!?!!

If she is the hottest chick on campus then FSU has gone down hill big time.  My pretend wife Kasey who I would cheat on profusely is hotter than her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as the dirty army requested here’s some more of Kasey from FSU.  Would you now Nik?

Answer:  In a perfect world, I would bring her home to mom… marry her to say this is my wife. Then make babies while cheating on her constantly with multiple women without her knowing throughout the entire marriage. Her face and body type is built perfect for this role.