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In a Microsoft ad originally with a black person, the black person’s head has been replaced by a white person’s (but not the hand) when it was used on the Polish Microsoft web site.

Read more and see pictures in Microsoft apologizes for race-swap photo incident

Are there honestly 46 new Transformers in the movie?
I have no fucking clue. It’s impossible to tell most of them apart except for Optimus and the Racist Twins (there’s another yellow Autobot who I constantly thought was Bumblebee).

(via Wait till I come!)

Mmm, what you say.

And the Lord of the Rings version.

Apparently he had his dog with him, and he got very upset that the store was closed and locked. What did he do? He decides to throw his dog at the window of the store to try and break it and get in…

Man’s best friend, eh? Well, I’m fairly convinced that the feelings were mutual with this dog.

As she is minding her own business, just cruising down one of the aisles in the store, she turns into an empty one. And, lo and behold, what does she see on the floor? Someone has actually taken a shit, and just left it there!

I can just see it before me: a stressed-out mom with a nearly toilet-trained kid (i.e. no diapers) just flips out after her kid is nagging her that he has to go do number two, so she just finds an empty aisle and tells him to go there.

Another thing I’d love to hear over the PA system is a drone voice saying:

We have some shit in aisle 5, shit in aisle 5. Ronny (the intern), please take care of it.

I know it’s mandatory to say something like this, but it sincerely was really hard picking the winner. However, after many discussions back and forth between the Fucked. authors, we finally (somewhat) agreed, and chose Fredrik Norlin as the winner! His suggestion was:

Fucked. by three guys.

We think there are so many meanings and levels to his sick and wonderfully twisted slogan (although we seriously doubt anyone will buy it, so please prove us wrong ), that we had to give in and award him the prize he has so well deserved: a t-shirt with the winning phrase.

Also, I’m personally really eager to know if he actually dares to wear it in public.

Congratulations Fredrik, and thank you everyone else for great contributions!

The local police department in Värmdö, a suburb to Stockholm, Sweden, got a tip about a young man who would soon be arriving (with a local bus, I think), and that he would sport a jacket with inappropriate symbols. What was on the jacket? A Confederate Flag and an Iron Cross.

Allegedly, the police arrested the man as soon as he got off, took pictures of his jacket and then tore the symbols off. While I understand that these symbols probably aren’t the best ones to wear in public, I’m a bit shocked over the whole thing.

For those less educated, those two symbols are indeed used by Nazis respectively racists. But if you (and the police, and prosecutor) do your homework, you will soon realize that both have far greater and deeper meaning than that. And, more importantly, the original symbolism of either of them have nothing to do with Nazi Germany or Ku Klux Klan!

So, while I can relate to the fact that this young man’s opinions probably weren’t the most sympathetic I can’t fathom the way he got treated, and, even more, prosecuted. Also, he didn’t do anything, he only wore his jacket. Freedom of speech, eh?

Seriously, old symbols won’t become evil by default because someone with different opinions wear them (and yes, I know that it went overboard with the Swastika, but that isn’t necessarily true for every symbol in the world).

The rules are simple:

Come up with a cool slogan, featuring the word “Fucked”, that could be put on a product. The winner will, free of charge, get a product of choice with that slogan!
So, basically, just write a comment with a slogan suggestion and off you go!

This competition will close in one week’s time, on June 7th.

This competition is now closed. A winner has been announced

Fucked. reserve the right not to accept any of the given suggestions. Fucked. also reserve the right to use the winner’s slogan suggestion in the future for any product they like, and this also goes for suggestions from people who don’t win the competition. Comments found offending by the Fucked. authors will be deleted.

We had a three-course dinner in a huge ballroom (we were about 140 people), and everyone was as dressed up as they could get. Men in suits and smoking, and women in way too pricey dresses. On every table, there was a note with different tasks to do during the dinner, together with a disposable camera to properly document it.

One of the things to do was to depict the Eiffel Tower, and the people at the table next to ours’ eagerly started to build a human pyramid. Basically, it was a bunch of men sitting on all four on top of each other, with a small woman t the very top, sitting on her knees and holding her hands up to the ceiling.

At a first glance, the distance between her knees seemed to be just a tad too much, and giving it a second, more focused, look, you could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties…

And why would she? I couldn’t imagine a more, eh, interesting top of the human Eiffel Tower…

What has occurred is usually something like: “Man found dead with tied hands and feet, gagged, in the locked trunk of a burning car”. Accompanying that is the polices’ official statement:

We don’t exclude the possibility that a crime has been committed.

Are you fucking kidding me? What else would’ve happened? That he tied and gagged himself, jumped into the trunk, somehow magically locked it?! And to top it all off, he then set fire to it? Yeah, right…

Man, I wonder that wrong that dog had done in its previous life…