FuglyRides

Nissan Glider Concept Car

And once again it looks like manufacturers are trying to follow each other on stupid silly trends that do nothing but create ugly cars for our roads. BMW is toying with a "leaning car" concept called simply SIMPLE, and here we see Nissan going for the same "feature" although while ...

Daihatsu Picnic Basket

What the heck is this ridiculous-looking thing? The Japanese are just crazy sometimes. Sure they make some of the best, most durable, well-performing cars out there. In fact, most of them look just fine. But why do they suddenly have to make themselves the strange culture again as with their ...

BMW SIMPLE Leaning Concept Vehicle

It's painful to see manufacturers that usually create nothing but beauties make something appalling - or even think of making something that clearly doesn't align with their usually good taste. Poor Mercedes has done it several times: with the A-Class, the G-Class, and the SLA Concept. Yet we rarely see ...

The Nissan Cube Needs to be Recalled

What is it with companies continuing to create these ugly box cars? When Scion did it, they sold a lot not because their car was super hott looking. The only reason they made it big was because Scion's price tag is so low. People will buy anything for less if ...

East German Trabi Traban – in NEON PINK!

Here is another East-German lovely. Funny enough, it looks to be not far off in design from our previously posted Wartburg. Maybe they were all like-minded over there. Oh wait, they were forced to be like-minded during communism - so it would be no surprise if that transcended into every ...

Wartburg 353 Rusty Multicolored

Here is a non-classic and non-classy wanna-be classy classic. Straight from the source of its own motherland in East Germany, the Wartburg 353 is aptly names - as it's just as appealing as a wart. In fact, funny enough, multi-colored warts are even more infected and bothersome than just continuous ...

The Spyker D12 SSUV

The closest competition to this little uggler that I can think of is the Dyson Upright Super-Sweeping Vacuum Cleaner. After all, take a look at that huge pout in the front. That under-bite grille on the Spyker looks like it could suck my carpet clean and dry in seconds. Even ...

The Long-Awaited Ford Transit Connect Electric

We have been waiting oh-so-long for a Ford all-electric car (not really of course - no one cares). Clearly, Ford wanted to check the landscape first to pop onto the scene with an all-star that blows everyone else out of the water. Honda tested the hybrid model first with its ...

Mercedes Benz SLA Concept

This isn't one of the newer concept cars, which is good - because it means that it luckily didn't make it out there onto the roads. But it still gives you some insight into what the heck people are thinking when they try to come up with a design. Kudos to ...

The Ford Kidnapping Van

What's the easiest way to fall into the attention of that nearby police cruiser? Simply drive the standard-issue kidnap van made by Ford and popularized by mobs, gangs, and criminals worldwide (and by worldwide we mean America): This one clearly has some visible damage from an action-packed kidnapping that must have ...

Toyota FJ Cruiser, Eye Bruiser

Here we've got an ugly ride by the same great people that brought you everyone's favorite "Saved by Zero" commercial - which in fact features the oh-so-stunning FJ Cruiser. Truth is that the commercial is as repelling as the looks of the weird-looking eye-bruiser. Something about a radical look and radical ...

The WAY Too Tricked-Out Pickup Truck

Communities of car enthusiasts host occasional meets-and-greets to showcase their rides, and oftentimes it's a hit-or-miss outcome. The hits can be sweet rides, and the misses can be a great source of ridiculousness that provides us with a feeding ground for pix and flicks. And here of course is one ...

The New Mercedes US: Ugly Stump

Ladies and gents - so once again we get a chance to make fun of a car by calling it a "toy". But this time it's not a usual subject of ridicule - it's a Mercedes. And yet, calling it a toy is not even a joke - no need ...

The Suppository Racer

OK - so there is really not much to say for this one. It's one of those that you just have to look at one and you already know what everyone's thinking. Specifically, this lil' racer looks like it will drive right up your poopshoot, hopefully leaving the wheels behind ...

A Mustang and a Smart Car Sitting in a Tree…

It's starting to look like there are so many ugly cars out there and so little time to cover them all. We're thinking that we'll switch over to a format with even less text so that the visuals can "shine" and speak for themselves. You can use your imagination to ...