fuizaibing - snippets of life in Brisbane

WWW.AHBING.COM

2008-09-15T22:55:00.001+10:00

Please proceed to my new domain

WWW.AHBING.COM

I am not updating here anymore ;)

I am turning wordpress, bebeh.

2007-12-03T23:06:00.001+10:00

Something is wrong with my blogger again.

I am unable to post pictures or publish my entry properly. Readers complaint they aren't able to view or leave comments. Plus, my connection is capped. Adui, when upload pictures, it almost killed me. Killed by boredom.

So, what happened during these holidays?

DotA. ahem.

That explains everything right? Kekekeke. Actually I have lots of pictures to share with you guys. I decided to switch to wordpress soon. I will update all my latest posts there. Hopefully I can make it in time because I am going back Malaysia soon. 9th of December.

.... time to start meng-ginum again.. ARAMAITII!!

The URL will still remain www.ahbing.com. I will redirect this URL to my new wordpress address. See you at next blogging platform soon.

Casino with Carleton

2007-11-25T23:09:00.001+10:00

So many pictures to post, yet I decided to post old pictures first. The nice ones have to publish periodically.. hehehe. Next post will be a long post again, all cantik-cantik de picture.

Carleton came over to Brisbane during September, with his Korean friend Carr. I wrote a short entry about it.

Carleton came to Brisbane with only one thing in mind - beat the casino.

... but haih, you know what happened la.

At the same night, we went dinner (supper I guess) at casino. I won 30 dollars then straight away go makan makan. I ordered lamb chop I think.

Dra ordered pizza. What happened to the pizza? 3/4 end up in my stomach, as usual lah.

Next entry - Chuan's birthday!

Susu's birthday

2007-11-23T12:56:00.001+10:00

This is another birthday dinner, our hero of the day is Susu Yong! We went to Jojo's food court, which is in front of Hungry Jack in Queenstreet Mall.

It was months ago and I forgot what happened. So I'll just show you pictures lah, I'll bullshit along the way. People say that's the only thing I am good at - bullshit gao gao.

That's Fredrick and Susu. Wah Fredrick, I didn't notice you were so fat already. Look back at your pictures 1 year ago, you look a lot healthier right now. One year ago you look like a heroin convict.. kurus-kering with dark eye bags. Now you look like Leong Chiu Wai (梁朝偉).

Dude!! Susu Yong!! Why are you smiling like that!? It's your birthday for god sake!! And why are you holding those money while taking pictures? Damn man, you look like gam-yu kor kor (金鱼哥哥). Wahahhahhha.

SuNing, you told me you're going for diet again. Don't know how's your progress lately? Plus you're back at KK some more. Eat eat eat eat eat la. AUD1 can buy one plate of mee-goreng already. You can't do that at Australia.

Phaedra Hing, time to cut your hair lu~ I want short short short short hair like Posh Spice. You said you going to botak with me if I cut my hair botak. Neh, I am botak now loh... waiting your turn..

Everyone said oysters are able to enhance sexual drive/ sexual performance. I wonder what happened to Susu and Fredrick that night.. hmm... ouch, it hurts I guess.

T-bone steak.. damn, where's the steak? Looks more like a salad plate for me.

There... my bullshit skill has reached another level.

Anna's birthday party

2007-11-19T19:17:00.000+10:00

Did you guys notice that there are lots of birthday parties during September and October? I guess it's because of New Year eve, which is a good excuse for couples to make out, kekeke. No disrespect to people who are having birthdays during these periods, just my assumptions.. no statistic record nor scientific theory were referred. I sen-ka-pat.

To support my hypothesis, I would post 2 birthday parties entry this week :)

The first one is Anna Wong, my lao ban niang. She is Sarawakian, and one of the noisiest girl I met in Brisbane. But.. she is very-very-very-very friendly.. first time meet her already can talk like 10 years friend. She is Chuan's direct "competitor"... she is a major threat to CNN (Chuan National Network - you can get basically any news from them).

She is currently working full-time, studying full-time. Her father own half of Sarawak, which means she is damn rich. She drive Mazda-3 and her brother has his own car as well. She has her own house, means she don't have to pay rent (damn so good). She is holy and believes in God. All in all, she is a top student... TOP.1 to be exact. Gosh, she is too perfect. No wonder Chuan never let go... *opss* muahahhahahaha

Anna loves shopping. She bought average 3 dress a week. She never wear her dress more than 2 times. She live the life of rich and famous, like Paris Hilton, that's why she can buy all the stuffs she want. Anna can control any men in the world if she want, of course la, she won't do like that. Chuan is the only person who gan-yuan to be controlled.

Anna can cook!! She knows how to cook!! She cook better than me, yet she still asks me a lot of questions regarding cooking. A very humble girl I must say. She prepare all the food everytime we have a gathering. And again, no wonder Chuan don't let go.

Anna wouldn't want a person like me. Because she hates handsome guy.

You invited me to your birthday party, yet I did not give you any birthday gift. Hope that this blog entry would compensate a bit.. Happy Birthday, Anna.

PS: a lot of stuffs regarding Chuan is not fact.. reader's discretion is advised. Other than that, it's basically true. Oh, she love handsome boy like me ok! >:D

Linkin Park

2007-11-17T11:42:00.000+10:00

Who is my most most most most most most favourite band? Take a wild guess. Answer will be revealed in the end of the post.

22nd October 2007, I am not a virgin anymore. I gave my first-time to Linkin Park.

...unfortunately, Chris Cornell (ex. lead vocalist of Soundgarden, Audioslave) deflowered me first. He performed in Linkin Park's opening show :(

Audiences were not allowed to bring in camera. But I curi-curi brought in anyway. I have small camera ma :)

Linkin Park's concert was awesome. I have friends who are frequent concert-goers. I ask them to rate LP's performance. "They have the best sound, best effect, best lighting, best performances. Other big bands like Red Hot Chili Pepper and Stone Sour can go to hell."

I even heard people shouting after the concert. "This is the best 100 bucks I've spent!!!"

Now you know how good is it?

Sadly, I chose to sit instead of stand during concert. The pictures I've taken is 15x zoom... not so clear. But I am fortunate also lah, people standing there... stood 5 hours. Another 2 hours on the train journey back to CBD.

Trivia: Chester Bennington broke his wrist in Melbourne concert. Go youtube watch the video. Type "Linkin Wrist Melbourne".

Pizza at UQ

2007-11-15T08:07:00.000+10:00

So there we are again, at University of Queensland, continue to pursue our mission - to complete following pizzas.

1) Pizza F
2) Pizza U
3) Pizza C
4) Pizza K

Today, I present you... PIZZA C!!!

Pizza C is marinara seafood pizza. Taste a lot better than the previous pizzas. You can visit my previous post under "Yummy Foods" label.

My partner in pursuing this lousy mission, my partner in crime. Shanice Ho Sin Yee. (yes, I just typed out your full name, sei mei? hahahah)

.... I haven't cut my hair that time. Pardon Shanice for the lousy photo shooting skill. Tsk tsk tsk.

1 more pizza to go!

Disaster

2007-11-14T05:46:00.000+10:00

...disaster strike.

I am back, once again

2007-11-13T07:59:00.000+10:00

I forgot my blog's username and password, took me quite awhile to recall 'em. Man, it's only 6 weeks since I last blogged.

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G'day everyone! I am back. Miss me? =)

To use excuse such as "nothing really happened past few weeks, I have nothing to blog about" is very lame. How could I face my friends who are my loyal readers? (YSLo, I use loyal instead of royal this time). There are heaps of updates of course, especially videos :)

To start another phase of my blogging course (feels like Season 3 in Prison Break), I should start with an interesting topic. Well, people.. I shaved my head.

Yes, I shaved my own head. Hakka people have a saying :"Tet han mao lin gao"

One night before my law exam, I woke up at 4am to start study. I saw my haggard (憔悴) look in the mirror. 2 days no shave and 2 months didn't cut hair. Feel like punching myself in the face.

I look like shit ya? That's what happen during exam period.. you guys never see the worst of my look yet. Not planning to publicize it in blog, or else all my female fan-si run away in horror.

I usually use this shaver to do most of my grooming. Best tool to have for hairy bastards like me.

*NGENG.... *

10% done.

Jackass in progress.

Did I tell you I am cutting a mohawk hair? I am not shaving botak.

...100% complete.

I haven't show this hairstyle to my dad and mum. If I keep this hair until I go back KK, both of them will rotan me like a 5 year old kid.

Most of my friends ask me to dye it red = become Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. In the other hand, I become a COCK as well.

How do I go uni? Or course not with my mohawk... I don't have big-balls like Boon.

I put on a cap =)

Did I scare my female fans? (kalau ada-lah.. hahah). If yes, don't worry, my hair will grow back in no time. Please support me by calling 1300-ahbing-grow. Don't run away from me ~ ~ ~

ahbing.com

2007-11-12T02:08:00.000+10:00

Summary for my mid-term break

2007-10-01T23:15:00.000+10:00

It's been a week since the last entry, and I am returning to blogging scene once again. To my dear friends, thank you for your patience. I appreciate it :) I truly enjoyed my mid-term break. Unfortunately, I only went to library ONCE for revision, not even close to my expectation. But nevertheless, that's the point of having a break isn't it? :)

What have I done during 1 week break:
(1) I did not attend any dancing parties, surprise?
(2) 1-2 sudoku daily, plus other brain training programs to keep my mind sharp
(3) Bought fan - prepare for summer
(4) Arrange and clean up data files (I bought 800gb hard drive - now 1.3 terabyte)
(5) Learn to play Dota (OMGWTF so outdated can)
(6) Almost broke personal longest sleeping time - 18 hours in a day
(7) Took lots of photos
(8) Started to watch live tennis and soccer
(9) Tour around Brisbane with Carleton
(10) Cleaned kitchen and toilet
(11) Helped 3 people do assignment -__-

What I failed to do
(1) Start last piece of assessment (why I don't start mine? I don't understand)
(2) Memorizing HIRAGANA
(3) Tennis
(4) Fish at Breff Warf
(5) Run and Jump rope everyday, only exercised 4 hours this week :(
(6) Decide phone to buy
(7) Write more blog posts
(8) Clean veranda

Summary: Not a productive holiday, but it's a good one :) Many things wanna share with you guys. Unfortunately my 10 minutes blogging time limit is up now, time to move on to next task.

Sem break started

2007-09-24T10:52:00.000+10:00

Mid-term break has started - and the drinking parties are around the corner. I would have no choice but drink along, and I shall die with honour.

On another case, there are many things I should have done during the semester weeks. I shall get it done within this holiday so I can focus on upcoming exam ahead.

Hey anybody up for Klub Kandy? Biggest Asian party this semester I reckon. I am giving it a miss. Will be heading going to midnight fishing wohoooo! (no alcohol)
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Wow, it's already September. Everyone is having birthday parties everywhere! It's nothing bizarre everyone having their birthday now because New year eve is the best excuse for having sex. You'd get what I mean >:D

Show some pictures of food I cooked few days ago. Men's Health survey shows that "Women loves guys who knows how to cook". WOOHOOO I'LL POST MORE COOKING PICS!!

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Carleton, host of my Melbourne trip. Came over to Brisbane on Saturday. It's my turn to become host. And if Bing is the host - you won't have any excuses to "escape" drinking game during the night of arrival - and the night before leaving. That's how life is, mate.

We had 8 liters of wine and 1/4 of tequilla. Carleton and Chuan consumed most of it anyway. I had a few glass and I started cleaning up the house. We took video but it's almost 1.5gb in size. And funny thing is, Car is from Korea - he complaint so much about Korean girls hahahahaah.

"COME SABAH!!" I said. "Tell the girls you're from same country as Rain and WonBin, they'll get crazy over you."

Mischievous boys

2007-09-22T05:33:00.000+10:00

Been at home for whole week - nothing special to blog. So I'll post entries from my forwarded mail to keep you entertained :)
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their Mother knows all about it.

If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' Mother heard that a Preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The Preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the Mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the Preacher in the afternoon.

The Preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the Preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"

Motivational Picture of the day

2007-09-20T23:39:00.000+10:00

YOU CAN ONLY DIE ONCE

Facebook

2007-09-19T19:32:00.000+10:00

Add me @ Facebook :)

My Little Note

2007-09-18T16:28:00.000+10:00

I found something extra on my to-do list. That's my habit by the way. I love to write things down in my memo pad ^^

Assignment @ Eric house

2007-09-17T16:27:00.000+10:00

Before heading to party, I went to groupmate's house to work on our assignments. His name is Eric, and he is an Aussie. Eric is a cool IT guy. He work full time, study full time, part time in a string trio, and most importantly he still able to squeeze time out for personal training in gym. AHH, shame on me. I can hardly wake up in morning.

Libby is another great member. She is a mum, and she works full time. She is able to participate actively in group assignment despite burden of family responsibility. Thanks to her, this assignment is working really smoothly.

I thought my life is busy enough but I was wrong. I gotta learn from these Aussies.

He own few computers in his house. His media box stands out the most - 1.2terabyte of movies and series. I thought I am crazy to own 500gb of mp3s and movies. He beat me gao gao. Man, I gotta buy 400gb hard disk to copy his stuffs. His series enough for me to "survive" half year. I keep on saying "cool.. cool.. cool..." at his place cause everything amazed me. Clean + big ass screen + Xbox + 5.1 surround + unlimited movies + comfy sofa + everything else.

I want I want I want I want I want I want.

Reiji Party (3rd time)

2007-09-16T15:18:00.000+10:00

14th September - another Reiji party. As usual, show you piccies :D

I was late for the gathering - we supposedly meet 9pm at the city and I reached there 11.20pm. I was late because I was having another uni discussion with another group. But that's ok, uni more important.

Had 2 pints of beer before heading to club. Fredrick has almost 2L of white wine and he is still not on the floor yet, impressive. Usually he will be dancing like a kid after drinking 100ml of wine.

It's normal to go toilet after having 2liters of wine. But it's unusual for a total stranger to pose for my camera, lol. Fredrick seems happy, I wonder why.

I met this guy every time. Bernard, you're a hardcore clubber!! :D Where's the chick where's the chick where's the chick. WHERE ARE THE CHICKS? lol.

This round of waterfall is sponsored by Kok Yan. Thank you bebeh! You have to put on a poker face after shots next time, hahahaah. Looks like you're gonna "release".. hahaha.

I was late to meet Bow and Karen. Karen was kind enough to text me hundreds of time to urge me to Cesars ASAP. Ah look my teeth are shining.. must be the Colgate White.

The reason I put up this picture is because this is the only picture of my not holding camera myself.

Thanks Chester for taking this photo. We took pictures for no reason lol. "Where are you from?" I asked her. "I am from Malaysia". Then I jokingly reply "I am from Taiwan". I promise to send her the pictures after the party and I got her number.

The next day. I text her and added her in MSN. Then realised she is from Taiwan -___- She's cool person. Gave me a feeling she's a dai kar jie.

During MSN. She asked me "Hey I think you bring camera on purpose. You got my number" WTF hahahahahahahaha I bring because I own a blog! But hey that's a good idea >:D

Man of the match - Fredrick. Kudos to him for dancing 3 hours non stop. Next time have to feed him 3L white wine.. he can dance 6 hours.

Aussie Coins

2007-09-14T13:21:00.000+10:00

Bank ram outta money again - my father just sent me money 2 weeks ago. Now my bank left AUD160. Long story bebeh~

I need to bank in my coins, because I need money to pay my internet bills upfront - AUD$360 (for 2 units). Luckily my coins saved me. I cannot alway rely on my father when I need money mah right?

You see, I am like the bank. I pay the rent upfront, I pay the internet bills upfront, I pay electricity bill upfront, I pay the groceries fee upfront. Only after that I will collect money from 'debtors'. That is why my money is always stuck at other's pocket. When they say "oi, no money gimme few more days". I can be in deep shit. Now I know how my dad feels like when government owe him millions *ok not so much but you know what I mean*

Greatest hero holds the greatest responsibility - my dad. lol.

Anyway, show you my coins collection la!

Left 2cm I can reach the top of the bottle already! Need to sacrifice loh wuttodo~

Don't despise these small golden coin. A $2 coin can exchange for a plate of Char Kuey Tiao back in Malaysia. Here in Australia maybe you can get a Mars candy only.

Take a wild guess! How much money is there?

I collect gold coins every semester. My record was $700.00+ and it was in a 1L bottle. This time I used a 500ml bottle, so take your guess :) You can actually count.. that's the reason I stacked it up nicely in the picture above.

Prize for guessing it right : A naked picture of ah bing hahahahahahahah

South Bank Yam Cha

2007-09-12T11:00:00.000+10:00

Nothing happened lately - go university do assignment, come home makan, surf a few blogs read news msn chat see anime prepare next day work then sleep. Nothing to blog lah!! -__- I am going to korek all my old pictures.. share with you guys ;)

Oh today is supposedly 3rd anniversary with Dra if we haven't broke up.
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This photo was like - sooooo many months ago. No reason to post it up. actually.. because it's boring.

This was my first glass of espresso. Never really tried any 'real' coffees before besides Coffee Bean's. I decided to give it a shot. The brilliant ah bing ordered the cheapest coffee from menu.

I almost pening when I see the glass. "I paid $4 for a small glass of coffee without milk and sugar?" I grumbled. It taste like shit ok.. but I still manage to finish it la. Vodka taste far worst then espresso so I can manage it.

Anna ordered this I believe, can't really remember. All that I remember was - I consume the sugar packets straight away after finished off my espresso :P

Chuan ordered this. I can prepare something like this at home too. Cold milk + Cadbury chocolate. This cost him $5-$6 bucks.

We went to cinema after this yam cha session :)

The Most Important Discoveries

2007-09-11T12:57:00.000+10:00

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.

Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STRONGLY AGREE!! >:D

A balance meal

2007-09-10T00:45:00.000+10:00

Been having mood slump past few days - everything did not go smoothly and I slept almost 12-13 hours a day. No mood to do anything. Not looking forward to holidays. Basically spent whole weekend watching anime and movie. Totally wasted in other kind of way.

... man, I am going to change this. I will go FitnessFirst few hours later! Anyone wanna join Ahbing for some serious workout? :D call me.

Anyway, this picture was taken last week.. been eating healthily past few weeks until past few days... everyday softdrink keropok instant noodle caramel fudge. Probably the excessive sugar-spike side effect I dunno. Hahaha. But I believe things will get better soon. *Reiji Reiji Reiji Reiji Reiji* lol.

Fiber + protein + carbohydrates + fat = 100% balanced meal muahahahhaha

Reiji on Merdeka Day

2007-09-07T01:18:00.000+10:00

Last weekend I went to Reiji party again. This was my second time there. Chuan was with me this time, finally convinced him to go with me. "Chuan!! shave your head tonight, we going to shine our way through the dancefloor!". "OK!" Chuan replied.

We reach city around 10pm. And start drinking like mad (only ah bing drink like mad) because I need to intoxicate myself, hehehe. Others said they prefer get shots than drinking beer with me. OHH SO SAD. YSLo where are you?

We all went into Reiji at 12am sharp. Immediately they start taking shots. Ah Bing haven't reach the "point" yet, and voluntary drink with them.

Another waterfall few mins after previous drink. Here I met with two Thai friends.

Naturally... another vodka coke follow up after consuming Waterfall. Yuck I hate waterfall.. still have fiasco about drinking 3 waterfalls during my 19th birthday.. and puke like a little baby.

This guy looks like Crayon Sin Chan, so I took photo with him. Hahah! Actually he is with the two Thai friends. (I feel like calling them Thai chicks, but seems like it's a bit rude, hahaha. Sorry Karen!)

Start feng tau with friends already. Su Ning joined us after completing her assignment at uni. See! this is a good example of "study hard play hard". Spirit of TTSS people.

I don't know where these people come from, don't ask me. They're probably after Pei Ling.. that's what most of us think anyway.

Another drink again~ la la la la la laaa ~

Back at the dance floor again, la la lala la laa ~

I have no choice but to put up this picture cause I think Chuan's expression is damn hilarious.

Is it the alcohol effect or camera effect? I didn't add any effect to the photo at all... but everything seems to be blurry that night. Hahaha. Oh ya, that's another vodka shot btw.

... What a party. Let's do it again!! 14th September!!

Bangali Joke

2007-09-06T13:03:00.000+10:00

Presentation today, case study need to pass up tomorrow, a group meeting for another assignment which is due on Tuesday, another group meeting on Sunday for assignment 1 week later. Ouhhhhhh ~ ~ ~ I like!! YA RIGHTTT -__-

Post some story for you guys to read first la.. haha.

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A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York .

The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar , tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."
Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5
bill and hands it to the American."Okay," says the American, "Your turn."

So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.

No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress.

No answer.Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500.

The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!

New haircut

2007-09-05T16:41:00.000+10:00

After lunch at Sunnybank, I decided to have a haircut. Everyone said my hair is still short, but I prefer even shorter hair. I want Nakata's hairstyle!! (Japan soccer star). The ironic thing is, I went to a Korea barber.

Fredrick know exactly how that hairstyle looks like, so he followed along and communicate with the hairstylist. Apparently, the hair stylist only reached Brisbane few months ago.. we have to do so many hand-swinging action to explain what hairstyle I want.

Like "here.. short.. here.. even shorter... here.. long long.. here.. razor.. ngenggggg"

I closed my eye throughout the process. I can't see anything also anyway without glasses. Only hear Fredrick keep explaining to her "no.. no.. shorter.. shorter... ngengggg"

I was expecting a shorter hairstyle. You know what, when we say "short short!! razor!! ngeng!!" The hairstylist thought we were joking, and smile at us -__- alamak. My current hairstyle won't last me more than 2 weeks lehh.. my hair grow extremely fast.