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		<title>Super Mom Fantasies!</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/03/super-mom-fantasies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you notice if all the extra-sensitive parenting has been producing a more well-behaved generation?  Because I see pale little crybabies everywhere; selfish as hell and allergic to everything.... <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/03/super-mom-fantasies/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Fugazi Suede &#8211; The Girl&#8217;s Got Style</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/03/fugazi-suede-the-girls-got-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 16:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[she came out with “these aren’t real UGGs are they?”  Internally I was saying, “They ain’t, thank god.  The real ones are pretty fucking expensive for stupid looking boots designed for Sherpas or Village Idiots” <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/03/fugazi-suede-the-girls-got-style/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I Bet Katy Perry is Naked a Lot, Dad&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/02/i-bet-katy-perry-is-naked-a-lot-dad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fullonredfrog.com/?p=1208</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Top 40 is pretty much headed towards songs with very straightforward titles.  Probably only a year or two away from a Taylor Swift song called “Fucking Makes Me Happy” or a maturing Justin Bieber crooning, “Wanna Pork You with My Penis Tonight, Shawty” <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/02/i-bet-katy-perry-is-naked-a-lot-dad/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I Wanna Look Like a Ken Doll</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/02/fatty-fatty-two-by-four/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fullonredfrog.com/?p=1185</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was once a soft, tubby wimp. Now I’m a jerk and everybody loves me! <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/02/fatty-fatty-two-by-four/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Galen Burns My Nuts</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/01/burns-my-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When judging household felonies it’s important for parents to know when to go full bore abusive (turn purple, tell her she’s evil and stupid then rip apart all her dolls when she squirts toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror)  <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2012/01/burns-my-nuts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cycles of Abuse</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/12/cycles-of-abuse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s hard to even hug her without cringing or making sure I’m in an anatomically solid position for safety.
All because the kid has spent the last four years kicking me in the nuts. <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/12/cycles-of-abuse/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>For Ten Bucks I&#8217;m Gonna Need a Few More Teeth</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/12/for-ten-bucks-im-gonna-need-a-few-more-teeth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 13:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's a tough job being the tooth fairy - especially in deciding the price for teeth based on factors like world region, current rate of inflation, supply &#038; demand and, most importantly what all the other little gap-toothed bastards are getting at your kids' school.   <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/12/for-ten-bucks-im-gonna-need-a-few-more-teeth/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hockey Highway</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/11/hockey-highway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 14:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fullonredfrog.com/?p=1081</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nope, being a Foxboro-based player meant he’d get to play games in Needham and Brighton and Bridgewater and Providence and central Connecticut and western Connecticut and New York F’n State, all because these places have teams in our league. That’s a little nuts, yes?  But however inescapably insane it is last Saturday Jacko and I were hitting the road for Brewster, NY. <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/11/hockey-highway/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kindergarten Hockey Slut, Pt 2</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/11/kindergarten-hockey-slut-pt-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[   Since when are you shy?  Just is, she insists which sends my eyes rolling back in my head. Not only has she played with the Megans before, my youngest kid is generally about as introverted as a chimp.  The only thing which keeps her dance moves more in line with Selena Gomez ..... <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/11/kindergarten-hockey-slut-pt-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kindergarten Hockey Slut</title>
		<link>http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/11/kindergarten-hockey-slut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Movements]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[   Quick!  Spit it out!!!  And off she ran:  looking...for...a...trash can.  We’ve spent years trying to make her ease up on the mess making skills and she finally opted to be mannerly and tidy even though her head was being cooked from the inside out. <a href="http://fullonredfrog.com/2011/11/kindergarten-hockey-slut/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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