Full On Red Frog

Labels, Labels, Labels

Frank — Wed, 16 May 2012 13:28:37 +0000

If I can call a 6 year old a douchebag, then you call a 9 year old a psycho…. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?src=me&ref=general

Crazy Endeavors for Hope

Frank — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 02:32:05 +0000

Normally, I view people who run marathons as admirable lunatics. The effort is undeniably impressive even if the goal is insane. Then again, as a blindly opinionated prick, it often takes a little poke in the eye to remind me … Continue reading →

Tom Yum Kung – Thai Hot & Sour Shrimp Soup

Frank — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 01:32:15 +0000

This recipe is going to be easiest if you get the actual Asian ingredients. Items like daikon, Chili-Tamarind paste or Tamarind concentrate, lemongrass, and lime leaves are available at Asian grocery stores, frequently in high-end grocers and online. But they’re … Continue reading →

Super Mom Fantasies!

Frank — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:16:13 +0000

Do you notice if all the extra-sensitive parenting has been producing a more well-behaved generation? Because I see pale little crybabies everywhere; selfish as hell and allergic to everything.... Continue reading →

Fugazi Suede – The Girl’s Got Style

Frank — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 16:19:52 +0000

she came out with “these aren’t real UGGs are they?” Internally I was saying, “They ain’t, thank god. The real ones are pretty fucking expensive for stupid looking boots designed for Sherpas or Village Idiots” Continue reading →

I Bet Katy Perry is Naked a Lot, Dad…

Frank — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:32:15 +0000

Top 40 is pretty much headed towards songs with very straightforward titles. Probably only a year or two away from a Taylor Swift song called “Fucking Makes Me Happy” or a maturing Justin Bieber crooning, “Wanna Pork You with My Penis Tonight, Shawty” Continue reading →

I Wanna Look Like a Ken Doll

Frank — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:21:05 +0000

I was once a soft, tubby wimp. Now I’m a jerk and everybody loves me! Continue reading →

Galen Burns My Nuts

Frank — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:48:42 +0000

When judging household felonies it’s important for parents to know when to go full bore abusive (turn purple, tell her she’s evil and stupid then rip apart all her dolls when she squirts toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror) Continue reading →

Baby Jesus, Born to Rock!

Frank — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:46:07 +0000

Christmastime! It means Christmas climate and it generally means cold weather, which always leaves me scratching my head at the gym – the number of people who flock towards indoor pools when it’s freezing out is mystifying. I have to … Continue reading →

Have a Mxxxx Cxxxxxxxx!

Frank — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:26:39 +0000

It’s not a Burning Cross, it’s not a Swastika strung with colored lights, a Koran on fire or a Kwanzaa Flag hung upside down. It’s a Christmas Tree. And regardless of the origin of Christmas celebrations the message of the season is straightforward – Peace on Earth, Continue reading →