tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:55:50 +0000French and SaundersHarry Potterparodyfunny textdatingtextGraham Nortonfunnygeneralafrikaansadultdoodlesa laugh a dayhttp://alsco.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Al)Blogger191125funblogcocchttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-694077219002658148Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:01:00 +00002010-04-18T19:01:58.108+02:00textfunnyfunny textHE : Can I buy you a drink?SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours..HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?SHE : I must've beenhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/BbbJrLVdmYs/ways-to-turn-down-unwanted-men.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (al sco)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2010/04/ways-to-turn-down-unwanted-men.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-4590615069748434939Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:16:00 +00002009-10-22T11:16:15.097+02:00HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF: "HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.' 3. Specify that your drive-through order is 'TO-GO.' 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/73CVk64gAFA/how-to-tick-people-off.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (al sco)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2009/10/how-to-tick-people-off.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-1600024594436903437Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:12:00 +00002008-06-27T14:19:18.127+02:00  http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/schKvbg5-jA/friends-come-and-gooooooo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/06/friends-come-and-gooooooo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-7622848942728380693Tue, 06 May 2008 08:42:00 +00002008-05-06T10:42:26.702+02:00 A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.                         So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/uUqDHD162R8/fwd-fw-merlot.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/05/fwd-fw-merlot.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-8976168682013017206Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:13:00 +00002008-04-26T14:16:19.634+02:00funny http://www.oosah.com/oosah_pic.php?image_id=38340http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/geh9Y71j0T0/something-i-found-interesting-on-oosah.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/something-i-found-interesting-on-oosah.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-9218901172797928137Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:21:00 +00002008-11-13T13:59:31.665+02:00http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/QZqiehYLfc4/staff-announcement.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/staff-announcement.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-1110854785462643371Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:19:00 +00002008-11-13T13:59:31.846+02:00Onderwyser: As ek vir jou twee hasies gee, en nog twee hasies en nog twee, hoeveel sal jy hê? Jannie: Sewe, meneer. Onderwyser: Nee, luister mooi. As ek vir jou twee hasies gee, en nog twee en nog twee, hoeveel hasies sal jy hê? Jannie: Sewe. Onderwyser: Kom ek stel dit anders. As ek vir jou twee appels gee, en nog twee en nog twee, hoeveel appels sal jy hê? Jannie: Ses. Onderwyser: Mooi so. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/R_bP-CeNAkw/hasies-skitterend.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/hasies-skitterend.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-6785280906611675038Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:17:00 +00002008-11-13T13:59:33.064+02:00http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/HHaZszzi0_Q/fuel-prices-rising.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/fuel-prices-rising.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-6860995300748844977Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:50:00 +00002008-04-26T14:18:34.594+02:00funny textBabies' names after 9 months due to "load shedding":Candle Nomvete Darkness MapogoEskom Tshabalala Vroegslaap Khumalo Blackout Dube BatteryNdlovu Generator Mashaba Loadshedding MasibukoRobotoff Vilakazi Teekersie Oosthuizen Parrafienlamp BothaPrimus Minnaar Sonpaneel Coetzee Geiser Nel Cadac http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/gBbLUFFXY9g/baby-names-after-9-months-loadshedding.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/baby-names-after-9-months-loadshedding.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-1867245379644512635Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:07:00 +00002008-04-19T11:07:58.201+02:00Bad Domain Names > > All of these are companies that didn't spend quite > enough time considering how their online names might > appear - and be misread... > > 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of > the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web > site is > www.whorepresents.com> > 2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where > programmers can exchange Advice and views at > http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/iS8GPyYyewk/bad-domain-names.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/bad-domain-names.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-7281453762487391515Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:02:00 +00002008-11-13T13:59:34.174+02:00http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/27FYfUqVqSs/how-to-design-logo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/how-to-design-logo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-1879121966904464371Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:13:00 +00002008-04-09T09:13:17.940+02:00The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be outof workand their dreams would be shattered.. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/-vPVo5swQz4/value-of-drink.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/value-of-drink.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-8541931891016178347Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:50:00 +00002008-11-13T13:59:34.330+02:00http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/a3efZPSRpy0/blessed-to-be-living-in-heaven.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/blessed-to-be-living-in-heaven.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-7700310782328075302Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:22:00 +00002008-04-06T08:22:35.987+02:00I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response : http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/umM2ftsLoMo/overworked.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/overworked.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-8789207602985110647Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:43:00 +00002008-04-02T13:44:01.664+02:00 It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic. News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his  wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/uHH-_1ajkTQ/paul-v-heather.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/04/paul-v-heather.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-3536741209578782428Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:02:00 +00002008-11-13T13:59:34.486+02:00 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/IWD6oVMG9N0/4-lekka-chicks-in-jacuzzi-open-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/4-lekka-chicks-in-jacuzzi-open-in.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-8718202317477437040Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:34:00 +00002008-03-27T09:34:59.306+02:00 Actual call centre conversations !!!!!   >There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/IMvL9pitNlU/why-people-who-work-at-call-centres.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/why-people-who-work-at-call-centres.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-7189665256964148441Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:01:00 +00002008-03-21T16:01:42.003+02:00No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.519 / Virus Database: 269.21.7/1332 - Release Date: 2008/03/17 10:48 AMSign over a Gynaecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** On another Septic Tank http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/Pok1HX9L004/some-interesting-and-very-clever-signs.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/some-interesting-and-very-clever-signs.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-3124496427661484140Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:18:00 +00002008-11-13T13:59:34.657+02:00 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/YCdrNAal2pY/happy-easter.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/happy-easter.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-5635685940374210887Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:24:00 +00002008-03-19T13:24:54.516+02:00 My name is Mr.Anonymous....here`s my story... I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and  I  found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? "What's that?" I asked "It's a mother and daughter http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/9uXQOPZx4oM/anonymous-story-just-brilliant.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/anonymous-story-just-brilliant.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-7528656320412747275Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:55:00 +00002008-11-13T13:59:34.781+02:00http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/C13vUtXrqVY/geduld.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/geduld.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-8313457784317515031Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:56:00 +00002008-03-13T14:56:57.653+02:00Embedded Videohttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/MHE7Dfh4_Og/happy-birthday-by-satan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/happy-birthday-by-satan.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-1931455754676606155Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:42:00 +00002008-03-13T14:42:30.674+02:00funnyEmbedded Videohttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/Sd_95BJfyeQ/facebook-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/facebook-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-2950899389456722709Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:15:00 +00002008-03-13T14:15:14.146+02:00funnyEmbedded Videohttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/3as0AoG_cgc/facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10773031.post-5923053171263189902Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:49:00 +00002008-03-12T08:50:00.865+02:00The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/funblogcocc/~3/IEwRiUvmNDk/remember-when.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al)0http://alsco.blogspot.com/2008/03/remember-when.html