Fun Feed - FunEnclave http://www.funenclave.com/ Daily dose of jokes, funny forwards and reality bites from FunEnclave en Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:23:27 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.funenclave.com/images/fun_enclave/misc/rss.jpg FunEnclave - 6,7,62 http://www.funenclave.com/ Need a pen ? ... http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/need-a-pen-29744.html Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:08:13 GMT Image: http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1497/needapen08ss32838294.jpg Image: http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1594/needapen09bd42838434.jpg Image: http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3066/needapen11no32838591.jpg Image: http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1572/needapen01hg52838686.jpg...

























]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/need-a-pen-29744.html Mattak kalli from Bangalore 6 http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/mattak-kalli-from-bangalore-6-a-29737.html Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:57:43 GMT Image: http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/rr84/cooljitu/sl67pg.gif


]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/mattak-kalli-from-bangalore-6-a-29737.html same dog! http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/same-dog-29724.html Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:54:23 GMT Teacher : Mike, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copied his?
Mike: No, miss actually it's the same dog! ]]> Jokers Club C.Ronaldo http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/same-dog-29724.html Stremnaya Road - Road Of Death http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/stremnaya-road-road-of-death-29723.html Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:42:17 GMT *Stremnaya Road,also called as Road of Death is located in Bolivia is a truly amazing road carved inside the cliff.It goes from La Paz to a small city in the Yungas called Coroico.* Image: http://i43.tinypic.com/f3zxhk.jpg Image: http://i42.tinypic.com/1ela41.jpg Image:... Stremnaya Road,also called as Road of Death is located in Bolivia is a truly amazing road carved inside the cliff.It goes from La Paz to a small city in the Yungas called Coroico.















]]> Fun Stuff Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/stremnaya-road-road-of-death-29723.html Musin Yohan Photography http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/musin-yohan-photography-29719.html Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:06:46 GMT *This thread is for our Manager Saar Ande * Image: http://i39.tinypic.com/2cft9xi.jpg Image: http://i39.tinypic.com/inu22p.jpg Image: http://i44.tinypic.com/1zx07tk.jpg Image: http://i42.tinypic.com/2zsa5xw.jpg This thread is for our Manager Saar Ande
































































]]> Fun Stuff Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/musin-yohan-photography-29719.html Frank Uyttenhove Photography http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/frank-uyttenhove-photography-29718.html Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:49:24 GMT *This thread is for Agni Saar...........* Image: http://i43.tinypic.com/349bed2.jpg Image: http://i41.tinypic.com/212x06d.jpg Image: http://i39.tinypic.com/28vgadu.jpg Image: http://i42.tinypic.com/2n6ev6c.jpg This thread is for Agni Saar...........





































]]> Fun Stuff Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/frank-uyttenhove-photography-29718.html <![CDATA[Love & Marriage]]> http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/love-and-marriage-29715.html Tue, 30 Jun 2009 10:00:52 GMT A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"


The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."


The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.


Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.


Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.


So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.


The teacher told him, "...this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person...."


"What is marriage then?" the student asked.


The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."


The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.


The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... This is marriage."* ]]> Fun Stuff Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/love-and-marriage-29715.html Google RULES WORLD -2 http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/google-rules-world-2-a-29701.html Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:06:38 GMT "whitekrow"

FRESH milk from Google FARM

Select u r own cow or search one at Google COW Search !!



OUR NATIONAL HERO



GOD BLESS U ALL (Google search 1030)

]]> Fun Stuff whitekrow http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/google-rules-world-2-a-29701.html Embarassing http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/embarassing-29700.html Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:28:30 GMT *A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and says tentatively, “Excuse me, I am sorry to bother you, but - um - would you mind very much if I sat here and chatted with you for a while?” ... A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and says tentatively, “Excuse me, I am sorry to bother you, but - um - would you mind very much if I sat here and chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Devastated, the guy manages to rise to his feet and slinks back to a table in the back. As you can imagine, he is hopelessly and completely embarrassed. He sinks down into his seat as far as he can go, trying to become invisible.

About a half-hour later, the woman who so loudly rejected him walks to his table and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m really very sorry I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology. I am conducting a study of how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

The shy fellow, who is still shaking from his ordeal, looks up from his drink for the first time in 30 minutes. He gazes into the woman’s eyes and smiles. Then at the top of his lungs he yells, “What do you mean $200?!?!” ]]> Jokers Club Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/embarassing-29700.html Sardar goes in a library! http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/sardar-goes-in-a-library-29699.html Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:25:21 GMT A sardar walks into the library and says to the librarian, ''Can I have a burger and fries?''

''Sorry, this is a library.''

So the sardar whispers, ''Oh, may I have a burger and fries?''





:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: ]]> Jokers Club C.Ronaldo http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/sardar-goes-in-a-library-29699.html Watching Closely http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/watching-closely-29698.html Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:19:57 GMT *The young couple was at a baseball game. About halfway through the game, they noticed a much older couple in the seats below them. They were being VERY affectionate. They looked like two teenagers. He had his arm around her most of the time. Every few minutes, one of them was whispering in the... The young couple was at a baseball game. About halfway through the game, they noticed a much older couple in the seats below them.

They were being VERY affectionate. They looked like two teenagers. He had his arm around her most of the time. Every few minutes, one of them was whispering in the other’s ear. They also would hold hands and gaze into each other’s eyes, or nibble at their mate’s ear. There was also a lot of giggling going on.

The young man said to his girlfriend, “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game.”

She said, “Watch THEM! You already KNOW how to play baseball.”. ]]> Jokers Club Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/watching-closely-29698.html PJ- Batman and Robbin! http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/poor-joke-batman-and-robbin-29697.html Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:16:31 GMT *What happened to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a train? * *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *.* *:ummm: * What happened to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a train?
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They became Flatman and Ribbon!
:lmao: :rofl: :lmao:
 ]]> Jokers Club C.Ronaldo http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/poor-joke-batman-and-robbin-29697.html Familiar http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/familiar-29696.html Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:12:40 GMT *A completely inebriated man walks into a bar. After staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walks over to her and pinches her on the fanny. Understandably, the woman jumps up and slaps him sily. The man does a double-take and then apologizes, explaining, “I’m sorry. I... A completely inebriated man walks into a bar. After staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walks over to her and pinches her on the fanny.

Understandably, the woman jumps up and slaps him sily.

The man does a double-take and then apologizes, explaining, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”

“Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable JERK!!!”

“Funny,” he muttered, “you also sound exactly like her.”. ]]> Jokers Club Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/familiar-29696.html Lowered Expectations http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/lowered-expectations-29695.html Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:11:32 GMT *What A Woman Wants In A Man Before She is 40 * Handsome Charming Financially Successful A Caring Listener Witty In Good Shape Dresses with Style Appreciates the Finer Things What A Woman Wants In A Man Before She is 40

Handsome
Charming
Financially Successful
A Caring Listener
Witty
In Good Shape
Dresses with Style
Appreciates the Finer Things
Full of Thoughtful Surprises
An Imaginative, Romantic Lover

What A Woman Wants In A Man After She is 40

Not too ugly
Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
Works steady
Doesn’t nod off while she’s emoting
Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-on tops
Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
Shaves on weekends. ]]> Jokers Club Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/lowered-expectations-29695.html No Win Situation http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/no-win-situation-29694.html Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:09:24 GMT One evening a man drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although it was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous rather easily. The next night, the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant.... One evening a man drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although it was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous rather easily.

The next night, the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly, he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat.

Not wanting to get caught, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car.

With a sign of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That’s when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat.

“Honey,” she asked, “have you seen my other shoe?”. ]]> Jokers Club Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/jokers-club/no-win-situation-29694.html