tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30131069474067612032024-11-01T03:11:39.536-07:00@FunFloodA Twitter feed of original jokes. Put some humor into your day with <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/FunFlood">@FunFlood</a>!Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-76662502124346155802011-08-20T21:22:00.000-07:002012-12-15T18:43:18.527-08:00Case Study: Tracking a Stolen TweetMany people on Twitter want more followers. A good way to gain followers is to provide an amusing timeline, thus jokes are popular material to tweet.
It's hard to come up with good, original content, so many people tweet jokes they find elsewhere. The best source of content is Twitter itself. This article is a case study of a stolen tweet.
The Tweet
On Sunday August 7, 2011, Twitter user @Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-90040319348063645672011-08-17T11:46:00.000-07:002011-08-17T11:46:07.459-07:00Twitter jokes for the week ending Sunday, August 14th 2011Twitter jokes from @FunFlood for the week ending Sunday, August 14th 2011.
If you like one, favorite it. If it's really good, retweet!
Guys, if you have to Axe, you'll never score. 8 Aug
I enjoy getting to know new people by testing to see which touches are inappropriate. 8 Aug
My cousin's an idiot; today he showed up wearing tights. He'd also stuffed a fish in the crotch—said it was his Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-35529008017220275322011-08-16T10:52:00.000-07:002011-08-16T10:54:41.910-07:00I'm blegging you, please. Begging, even.A bleg to the InterToobz.
I'd love to see a brass section (trombones, trumpets, saxaphones, etc.) doing an instrumental cover of Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven. Post a video to YouTube. Call yourselves Brass Blimp and title it Escalator to Heaven.
If I played a brass instrument and knew some others I'd do this in a heartbeat, but alas, I don't. Thus my bleg.Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-28265248742774973622011-08-14T23:51:00.000-07:002011-08-15T21:47:57.482-07:00Technorati, you're Colossal>Look
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
There is a ticket here.
>Get ticket
You pick up the ticket. It has some writing on it.
>Read ticket
The ticket says:
Technorati: WDBCDEJUX33HFun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-27855034855832562252011-08-14T20:20:00.000-07:002011-08-15T23:53:19.430-07:00How Favstar rewards and enables cheaters to steal the best TweetsTwitter has benefited from users who treat follower counts as a game. Many users spend a lot of effort attempting to gain followers, increasing their engagement with Twitter and keeping them active on the network. An ecosystem of third-party vendors has sprung up to address this preoccupation with follower count.
Favstar as an online game
Favstar.fm further gamifies Twitter by counting Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-9131977855728481492011-08-10T08:55:00.000-07:002011-08-10T08:56:18.330-07:00Twitter jokes for the week ending Sunday, August 7th 2011Twitter jokes from @FunFlood for the week ending Sunday, August 7th 2011.
If you like one, favorite it. If it's really good, retweet!
The plumbing in Octomom's house must get a workout. By the time the last kid finishes in the bathroom, the first one needs to go again! 1 Aug
Plastic wood, isn't that another term for dildo? 1 Aug
Nobody gets in my way when driving, thanks to the stolen "Student Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-31371208285821851332011-08-08T09:17:00.000-07:002011-08-08T09:17:02.971-07:00Twitter jokes for the week ending Sunday, July 31st 2011Twitter jokes from @FunFlood for the week ending Sunday, July 31st 2011.
If you like one, favorite it. If it's really good, retweet!
Astronomers just discovered a moon orbiting Pluto—let's call it Goofy! 25 Jul
Wow, I never noticed this writing on the sole of my foot. "Inspected by #1." I KNEW I was created by God! 25 Jul
New reality show: People scent something and call the gas company Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-87313384422288623332011-08-05T01:03:00.000-07:002011-08-05T01:03:13.130-07:00Twitter jokes for the week ending Sunday, July 24th 2011Twitter jokes from @FunFlood for the week ending Sunday, July 24th 2011.
If you like one, favorite it. If it's really good, retweet!
Why would you name your website to sound like a cleaning product, Spotify? 18 Jul
Thinking of getting a Porta-Potty so I don't have to clean the bathroom. 18 Jul
I feel so superior when I see a #FF for someone and they're already unfollowing me. 18 Jul
You just Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-38507698409885002782011-08-05T00:49:00.000-07:002011-08-05T00:49:47.262-07:00Twitter jokes for the week ending Sunday, July 17th 2011Twitter jokes from @FunFlood for the week ending Sunday, July 17th 2011.
If you like one, favorite it. If it's really good, retweet!
Megan Fox #improvesexlifebybeinginmypants 11 Jul
The old lady with the soiled housecoat who lives downstairs with five cats #improvesexlifebybeinginmypants 11 Jul
At first I laughed about flunking my life lessons, but now I'm worried about getting expelled. 12 Jul
Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-91680876622976603792011-08-05T00:43:00.000-07:002011-08-05T00:43:45.338-07:00Twitter jokes for the week ending Sunday, July 3rd 2011Twitter jokes from @FunFlood for the week ending Sunday, July 3rd 2011.
If you like one, favorite it. If it's really good, retweet!
That awkward moment when the sorting hat on #Pottermore puts you into Hufflepuff. At least the mascot is a badger & not a pink bunny 27 Jun
My apartment is such a mess, it's best if you call before you come over to give me a chance to tidy up. About 6 months Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-73187994983721521502011-08-04T15:37:00.000-07:002011-08-04T15:37:48.365-07:00If you want to know why Ruth Buzzi is a national treasure, feast your eyes on this
Ruth Buzzi recently tweeted the above video. It's a hilarious example of of her work. Her movements and mannerisms are so precise and perfectly suit the role she's playing, resulting in a very funny character portrayal. She's truly a queen of physical comedy.
She's most known for her stint on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, but she's still quite funny. Her account on Twitter is @Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-42771352132016977172011-08-03T01:21:00.000-07:002011-08-03T02:49:31.794-07:00Khloe Kardashian's epic blog failYou'd think that when Khloe Kardashian gets wowed by Brendan MacFarlane's singing ability, she could at least provide a link that benefits him, such as a correct link to Brendan MacFarlane's channel on YouTube.
But in a great example of why Khloe isn't famous for her brains, instead of a genuine video from Brendan MacFarlane she was duped into embedding a bootleg video of Brendan on a channel Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-24556533144926289902011-07-21T15:43:00.000-07:002011-07-21T15:43:01.004-07:00What if life had achievements like a video game?I thought I had a home run when a dialog appeared saying "NERF BAT: Suffer erectile dysfunction in the sack!" 21 Jul
I was having a quiet evening at home when a pop-up appeared saying "BIGGEST LOSER: Spend 1000 nights alone!" 21 Jul
I was sleeping when a pop-up appeared saying "WET NAPS: Wet the bed on 3 consecutive nights!" #achievement 21 Jul
I was relaxing by the pool when a pop-upFun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-90579007327600095342011-07-19T14:46:00.000-07:002011-07-19T14:46:28.173-07:00Baby picture
Taken shortly after the Twitter account was created.Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-34033481479946571342011-07-16T06:59:00.000-07:002011-07-16T07:02:58.594-07:00Justin Timberlake practically screams to the world, "I'm gay!"Since being attractive isn't important when lives are on the line, normally a female soldier's looks don't matter.
But that changes when a female soldier asks a guy out.
When I saw the video of female marine Kelsey De Santis asking Justin Timberlake to the Marine Corps Ball, I spent the entire video a bit confused. Like most guys, I was watching her closely trying to figure out if, despite her Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-4427413054389768382011-07-12T06:45:00.000-07:002011-07-12T06:45:47.338-07:00Trenders12 Jul: You claimed that #iloveaboy and we Rise & Grind together. #Juststoprightthere 'cause #ifihadanickeleverytime you slandered me, I'd be rich.
10 Jul: #ihavenotolerance for Fairly Odd Parents so #whoeverimarry should like Watching Harry Potter
9 Jul: 7MillionSwifties were Watching Selena give Betty Ford a Last Kiss?
9 Jul: Interesting. #wheneverimbored it seems that I've been Watching Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-5089855744814663212011-07-10T04:52:00.000-07:002011-07-12T06:46:40.381-07:00New Product Ideas7 Jul: New product idea: The NoseBra lifts and separates your nostrils so you breathe freely.
5 Jul: New product idea, it's a bug spray called ON! You spray it on someone else.
Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-19932011940743115812011-07-03T21:10:00.000-07:002011-07-03T21:10:42.672-07:00Offensive tweet by @gothgirlproblem@gothgirlproblem is a Twitter feed containing themed jokes. I didn't know until today that occasionally @gothgirlproblem is offensive. Here's the offensive tweet: @gothgirlproblem goth girl problems My parents are being really Jewish about the AC. My eyebrows are going to drip off. #gothgirlproblemsI'm not Jewish or even religious, but I hate this type of thing. In Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-19410404498790653982011-06-25T18:39:00.000-07:002011-06-25T18:39:56.668-07:00Shane Dawson strikes out with Rebecca BlackYouTube sensation Shane Dawson has apparently been turned down by Rebecca Black, not for a date, but for a cameo appearance in one of his videos.
Earlier today Dawson tweeted:
ugh. @MsRebeccaBlack turned town a cameo in my video. why cant i be as cool as katy perry?? #notfunfunfunLOL Shane, Rebecca Black is 14 years old! You're the 22-year-old creator of some very funny but extremely off-color Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-46345027338662643502011-06-25T17:42:00.000-07:002011-06-25T17:42:46.574-07:00For a moment, Rebecca Black was Queen of the InternetThe above chart shows how Rebecca Black fared against other well-known entertainers in March, 2011.
This is why she drives so many people crazy with jealousy. With no effort on her part beyond making her video and posting it to YouTube, she zoomed past Lady Gaga and briefly, Justin Bieber as the target of Google searches. No wonder Lady Gaga said "...Rebecca Black is a genius..."
While her Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-52811231154514391712011-06-21T17:55:00.000-07:002011-06-21T17:55:09.025-07:00Friday lyrics reworked for Rebecca Black's birthdayIn honor of Rebecca Black's birthday today, here's an abbreviated song lyric sung to the tune of Friday, minus one chorus and the rap part:
(Verse)
June 21st, it's special today
The day I was born, it is my birthday
Gotta call my friends, gotta have them over
Once they get here we'll start the party
Playing all the games that are amusing
We'll pin the tail onto the donkey
Gotta play my Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-90671791619855794102011-06-21T14:30:00.000-07:002011-06-21T14:30:52.401-07:00Which of Rebecca Black's birthdays fall on Friday?Today is Rebecca Black's birthday. Some people on Twitter have been sad that today is a Tuesday instead of Friday.
Her birthday has fallen on Friday once before, and she has more coming up. Here's a list of the years when Rebecca Black's birthday falls on Friday and the age she'll be:
2002 5
2013 16
2019 22
2024 27
2030 33
2041 44
2047 50
2052&Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3013106947406761203.post-75942800433473603282011-06-21T13:50:00.000-07:002011-06-21T13:50:11.802-07:00'Friday' went viral on a Friday, peaked one week later on a Friday
Here's some trivia about Rebecca Black's video Friday:
First, Rebecca Black's Friday went viral on Friday, March 11, 2011.
One week later viral interest peaked on Friday, March 18, 2011.
It's interesting that two Fridays mark important points in the Friday video's history!Fun Floodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10628610275009071497noreply@blogger.com0