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2011-07-31T18:40:00.001-07:00

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Kamna jethmalani the seducer who is sweet as chocobar

2011-07-16T19:12:00.000-07:00

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This Aunty is still hot as hell Mrs raveena tandon ji we wanna fcuk love you

2011-07-16T19:09:00.000-07:00

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shazahn padamsee ass-tounding pix wanna grab her ass-ests

2011-07-16T19:06:00.000-07:00

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Sulagna babe having sexiest navel to die for...

2011-07-16T19:03:00.001-07:00

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Tamannah Milky white sexy hottest babeoob of the planet

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2011-07-16T18:58:00.000-07:00

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BEHOLD A MIRACLE

2010-06-06T10:28:00.001-07:00

WHAT A LIAR,

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The Beer Prayer

2010-06-06T10:27:00.001-07:00

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
...I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer. The bitter and the lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen

Cheers !!!

I'm hurt

2010-06-06T10:26:00.001-07:00

I'm hurt all the time.
I don't want to cry for the way I feel inside.
I just want someone to hold me...
I'm alone in the dark, please try to find me.
If no one cares, I don't see a point to go on.
Anyone find me! Anyone care!
I'm sorry, I just don't want to be alone anymore.
I feel unheard and unseen. Depressed and weak.
No one cares and yet I'm always the sorry one.
Someone find me! I'm scared.
Please hold me until it all ends.
Just hold me that’s all I want.
I don't want to be alone in the dark.
Just hold me as I start to disappear from the light.
Just hold me as I start to cry.
Just hold me so I wont be alone inside.
Just hold me so I don't do something wrong.
Just hold me so tight, that for a moment I could feel the light....

ANYBODY FOR TABLE TENNIS?

2010-06-06T10:24:00.001-07:00

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2010-06-06T10:23:00.000-07:00

A Priest & A Lad

There was once a lad who had been scholastic study abroad for a very long time before returning to his hometown. Upon his return, he asked his parents to find any teacher, or priest or anybody that would be capable of answering 3 of his questions.

At last, his parents found the man.

Lad: Who are you? And would you be able to answer my questions.

Priest: I am a servant of God and through His Will, i shall answer your questions

Lad: Are you sure? Even proffesors can't answer my questions.

Priest: I shall do my best on answering them.

Lad: I have 3 questions
1. If God exist, show him to me
2. What is it that is called Fate?
3. If Devil is created out of fire, then why is it that they are banished in hellish fire? It would not hurt them I suppose, since they are of the same element. Has God ever think that far?

All of a sudden, the priest slapped the lad very hard.

Lad: Why are you angry at me?

Priest: I am not angry at all...that is my answer to three of your questions

Lad: I don't get it

Priest: How does the slap feel?

Lad: Of course it is painful

Priest: So you do believe that pain exist?

Lad: Yes

Priest: Show the pain to me

Lad: I can't

Priest: That is my answer to your first question. All of us can feel God presence without seeing him.

Priest: Did you dream of being slapped by me last night? Have you ever thought that you would get a slap from me today? That's what i call fate

Priest: What is the hand that i used to slap you made of?

Lad: Skin

Priest: What is your cheek made of?

Lad: Skin

Priest: But you feel pain don't you? Even if devils are made of fire and hell is of fire, if it is of God's desire, then Hell would be hell for devils.

Water Crisis in INDIA

2010-06-06T10:22:00.001-07:00

According to experts, by 2025 two thirds of the world’s population will face a shortage of drinking water. Already more than 1 billion people lack access to clean drinking water. More than 4 million children worldwide die from diseases caused by poor water quality. The problems of desertification areas, rapid population growth and climate change only exacerbate the problem. India, a developing country, at first glance, has already felt the shortage of water in the “full height.

Mani Ratnam's 'Raavanan' Exclusive Stills

2010-06-06T10:21:00.001-07:00

You Live Only Once

2010-06-04T12:12:00.001-07:00

When all is said and done,what really matters?
at the end of the day,at the end of the week,
or at the end of your life,what really matters?

Does it really matters where you lived?
Does it really matters how much money
you had or didn't had?

Does it matter what you drove or what
you did for living?

Make the best of life's moments....
what reallyt matters end of the day
is who you are and what is left in your life
when all of the incignificant things are
taken away....

Treasure those things what truly matters.

What really matters is if you've made the
best use of time,and done everything that
you needed to do.

Don't sit just there waiting,
You only LIVE Once!

Facebook "clickjacking" spreads across site

2010-06-04T12:11:00.002-07:00

Facebook "clickjacking" spreads across site

Hundreds of thousands of Facebook users are falling victim to so-called "clickjacking" attacks, warn web security labs.
Facebook members see links to subjects such as "World Cup 2010 in HD" or "Justin Bieber's phone number" that their friends appear to have "liked".
Clicking the link tricks users into recommending the site on Facebook too.
Security experts say the scam currently has no malicious intent but could be adapted to deliver malware.
The link generally takes the user through to a page containing an instruction, such as asking them to click a button to confirm that they are over 18.
However, wherever they click on the page it adds a link to their own Facebook profile saying they have also "liked" the site.
Currently the purpose of clickjacking is "trivial" and does not actively result in any malware or phishing attacks, said Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant at Sophos.
"At the moment the attacks which we've seen are more like old-school viruses - written for the heck of it to see how many fans they can get.
"But our feeling is that it would be fairly easy for the bad guys to introduce some revenue generation for themselves," he told BBC News.
Clickjacking works across all computer operating systems, added Mr Cluley.
The Facebook attack uses iFrames, which essentially places an invisible button over an entire web page, so that wherever the user clicks, they end up hitting the button - in this case a hidden Facebook "like" button.
A free plug-in called NoScript, built for the Firefox web browser, includes pop-up warnings about potential clickjacks.
However, it will also query clicks on Flash videos, commonly used on many websites - and it is not easy to install, said Mr Cluley.
"You have to be a little bit nerdy to configure it."

Jacqueline Fernandez Vogue June 2010 Photo Shoot scans

2010-06-04T12:11:00.000-07:00

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One of those moment

2010-06-04T12:08:00.000-07:00

*Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system
in a large publicly held company. *
*Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the
system recently, forgot their *
*password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their
password and unlock the system*
*for them and they would go on their merry way. One day I received a call
from a young lady who was in just *
*such a predicament. I looked up her password and informed her that it was
'DOME' and, just to be playful, *
*told her the price for me being gracious enough to unlock her sign-on was
an explanation of the meaning *
*of her password. She became very embarrassed over the phone and pleaded
that she could never reveal *
*her secret. I of course replied that I would not give her system access
until she did. After negotiating for *
*several minutes she finally acquiesced but made me promise to never reveal
her password meaning to *
*any of her colleagues to which I gladly agreed. "Well, what does it mean?"
I asked. *
**
*She hesitated and then replied, "It's two words." *
**
*There was pregnant pause. I unlocked her system and simply said, "Have a
nice day."

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2010-06-04T12:04:00.000-07:00

Always take a small magnet on your holiday, they come in handy at the end of it.

Thought you all needed to know this.

This is pretty good info. Never even thought about key cards containing anything other than an access code for the room!

HOTEL KEY CARDS

Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card?

Answer:
A. Customer's name
B. Customer's partial home address
C. Hotel room number
D. Check-in date and out dates
E. Customer's credit card number and expiration date!
When you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner. An employee can take a hand full of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense.

Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee reissues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process.

But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!

The bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card (it's illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device card reader.

For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip!

If you have a small magnet, pass it across the magnetic strip several times.. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.

AIRPORT - Trust the PILOT....amazing

2010-06-04T12:00:00.000-07:00

AIRPORT - Trust the PILOT....amazing!

Times when you just have to trust the pilot

The last one is the most amazing. .....

1. Tioman Island, Off the coast of Malaysia

2. Wake Island, Pacific Ocean

3. Macao Intl Airport

4. Kuujjuaraapik, Quebec

5. A rock, off the coast of Greenwood

(Canadian Military Labrador Helicopter)

Outstanding job by a great young pilot from Pennsylvania!

Can't add anything else to this ... the next picture is worth 10,000 words!
If you don't think our military pilots earn their pay, you need to take
a look at this picture.

This photo was taken by a soldier in Afghanistan of a helicopter rescue mission.
The pilot is a PA National Guard guy who flies EMS choppers in civilian life.

Now how many people on the planet you reckon could set the ass end of a
chopper down on the roof top of a shack, on a steep mountain cliff, and hold
it there while soldiers load wounded men in the rear. If this does not impress
you... nothing ever will.

Memorise This !!

2010-06-04T11:58:00.001-07:00

Visitors will ask you this during the World Cup period.

Q: What do the colours and the pattern on the South African flag represent?

Answer:
RED is the SUN, so it's above;
BLUE is the SEA, therefore below;
GREEN is the MONEY in the middle;
BLACK is the MAJORITY on the left centre,
WHITE is the MINORITY covering the money
YELLOW is the ELECTRIC FENCE keeping the MAJORITY away from the MONEY

SNAPS FROM INDIA

2010-06-03T07:47:00.002-07:00

*SNAPS FROM INDIA*

Bas aik tum ho

2010-06-03T07:47:00.000-07:00

Humein bhulne ka jis waqt faisla karna,
Phir apni aankhon se khwabon ko bhi rihaa karna,

Bas aik tum ho jis se dil ki baat kartay hey,
Hamari baaton ka sab se na zikar karna,

Chunay hen hum ne kuch ajnabi rastay,
Jo ho sakay to humare liye dua karna,

Tamam din ki thakan ko utarne k liye,
Zara si dair yaad kar liya karna,

Gar judai ka poochay koi sabab tum se,
toh hum pe nit naye ilzaam dhar lia karna,

Hum aise qabeele mein reh rahe hey!
Jahan logon ne seekha hi nahi wafa karna.

Ralph creation - snagged

2010-06-03T07:46:00.001-07:00

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Creative AT&T Advertisements

2010-06-03T07:45:00.001-07:00

AT&T is a cell phone carrier that knows how to make a successful promotion. Take a look at these great posters. Using just hands and a phone, American carrier recreates a popular idea of painting hands into the colors of different countries.

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