Funniest Gadgets

Crawling Zombie Doorstop

Gadget Guy — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:46:50 +0000

The zombie invasion is taking over your home. Zombies don’t need to come in via the door but you do, so why not put those zombies to work holding the door for you? The Zombie Door Stop (Crawling) is exquisitely crafted show all the gory details and function as an undead door stop.

Black Bar Party Glasses

Gadget Guy — Tue, 08 May 2012 15:20:21 +0000

No matter how crazy your next party gets you won’t have to worry about being spotted in any incriminating Facebook pictures when you’re wearing a pair of Black Bar Party Glasses. It will look like you’ve been censored out which is perfect to cover up your debauchery.

Alien Egg Ice Cube Trays

Gadget Guy — Tue, 01 May 2012 17:30:06 +0000

Add a touch of insanity to your boring drinks (or normalcy to your insane drinks) with Alien Egg Ice Cube Trays. Makes 4 little alien eggs and 1 large alien egg. Can be used for chocolates and candies too. You can even use them to make fake colored chocolate alien eggs to use as replacements to fool the aliens when you steal real alien eggs to make alien omelets for Arbor Day (what? everyone else doesn’t do this? just me?)

Steampunk Sleep Mask

Gadget Guy — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:10:44 +0000

It’s a well known fact that the Victorians slept incredibly well (probably because of the whole “no electricity” thing but still..) So now you can sleep like a Victorian in a Steampunk Sleep Mask. Since it’s probably quite uncomfortable to sleep in actual goggles with gears on it, this is as close as you can get to maintaining a 24/7 steampunk lifestyle. Now about that waxed mustache….

Eyeball Lunch Bag

Gadget Guy — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 18:25:41 +0000

In a world of look-a-like Justin Bieber lunch boxes, one bag stands alone. The Eyeball Lunch Bag tells the world don’t even think about touching this one, I’ve got my eye on you. It’s made of insulated nylon to keep the cold side cold and the hot side hot. An eye chart zipper pull completes the look. Great for eye doctors and monsters.

Butt Putt “Hole in One” Golf Practice Putter

Gadget Guy — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:01:09 +0000

Let’s get serious with our golf game and try to go for a “hole in one” with the Butt Putt. Appropriately enough, it’s flagged as hole number 2. Did we mention that it makes one of SIX different farting noises when you get the ball in the hole? Cause it does. Great golf gag gift that’s actually useful for getting your putting game out of the toilet and into the… ass.

USB Pickle Light

Gadget Guy — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:40:14 +0000

Why be normal? Get yourself a USB Pickle Light and illuminate your work area with the light of Snooki’s favorite food (yes we have no shame in spouting off such knowledge gems like that one). Like Vinny in the smush room, you can flex this pickle into any direction you want. Unlike the smush room, you probably won’t have to get tested after you’re all done. If it’s good enough for Snooki, it’s good enough for me. Gotta go, cabs here. Cab’s heeeere.

I’m a Douche Coffee Mug

Gadget Guy — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:54:20 +0000

Instant office hilarity will ensue with the “I’m a Douche” Coffee Mug. It looks just like a regular white coffee mug (and it is) until the unsuspecting d-bag starts drinking and tilting the cup upwards revealing to the world just what he or she is (a douche). Great for your boss, interns, or loved ones this Valentine’s Day.

Crocodile Mouse

Gadget Guy — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:04:14 +0000

No the Crocodile Mouse is not some weird combination animal that will attack you and eat your children in a 3am movie on the Sci-Fi channel (eeerr SyFy? wtf?). The Crocodile Mouse is a USB computer mouse shaped like a crocodile. It’s two eyes work as buttons and there’s a scroll button atop his head too. It’s an optical mouse that’s PC, Mac, and Steve Irwin compatible.

Cassette Tape Playing Cards

Gadget Guy — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:56:07 +0000

You’ll be playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain’t really smart, knowing when to hold ‘em, when to fold ‘em, when to walk away, knowing when to run when you play some cards retro style with a deck of Cassette Tape Playing Cards. These decks of cards look just like cassette tapes, right down to the plastic case and “mix tape” style label on the back. Comes in gray, red, or blue and has whimsical line drawings of the royal characters. That’s what I call a full house, right Dave Coulier?