Funniest Gadgets

USB Pickle Light

Gadget Guy — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:40:14 +0000

Why be normal? Get yourself a USB Pickle Light and illuminate your work area with the light of Snooki’s favorite food (yes we have no shame in spouting off such knowledge gems like that one). Like Vinny in the smush room, you can flex this pickle into any direction you want. Unlike the smush room, you probably won’t have to get tested after you’re all done. If it’s good enough for Snooki, it’s good enough for me. Gotta go, cabs here. Cab’s heeeere.

I’m a Douche Coffee Mug

Gadget Guy — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:54:20 +0000

Instant office hilarity will ensue with the “I’m a Douche” Coffee Mug. It looks just like a regular white coffee mug (and it is) until the unsuspecting d-bag starts drinking and tilting the cup upwards revealing to the world just what he or she is (a douche). Great for your boss, interns, or loved ones this Valentine’s Day.

Crocodile Mouse

Gadget Guy — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:04:14 +0000

No the Crocodile Mouse is not some weird combination animal that will attack you and eat your children in a 3am movie on the Sci-Fi channel (eeerr SyFy? wtf?). The Crocodile Mouse is a USB computer mouse shaped like a crocodile. It’s two eyes work as buttons and there’s a scroll button atop his head too. It’s an optical mouse that’s PC, Mac, and Steve Irwin compatible.

Cassette Tape Playing Cards

Gadget Guy — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:56:07 +0000

You’ll be playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain’t really smart, knowing when to hold ‘em, when to fold ‘em, when to walk away, knowing when to run when you play some cards retro style with a deck of Cassette Tape Playing Cards. These decks of cards look just like cassette tapes, right down to the plastic case and “mix tape” style label on the back. Comes in gray, red, or blue and has whimsical line drawings of the royal characters. That’s what I call a full house, right Dave Coulier?

I Heart Farting “Musical” Mug

Gadget Guy — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 04:31:45 +0000

It’s a pretty established fact that coffee really gets the juices flowing and nothing is more relaxing and a true wake up in the morning for your significant other than an aromatic fresh brewed fart. If you or someone you know could qualify as one of the world’s largest suppliers of natural gas, then the I Heart Farting Mug is right up your, uhm alley. Not only does this mug tell the world you love farting with words, it also does it with one of six “musical” farting sounds. Plus that’s not a heart, that’s a carpenter crack. Full of win.

Inflatable Tentacle Arm

Gadget Guy — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 21:30:35 +0000

Some say the human body is a model of perfection. I say no. Can we grasp objects like a frakin’ octopus? No? Then there’s room for improvement. Until bio-aquatic sea life engineers perfect cephalopod to human limb transfers, we’ll have to make do with the Inflatable Tentacle Arm, mankind’s greatest triumph in inflatable engineering since the inflatable guitar was invented to rock out weddings, sweet 16′s, bar mitzvahs, and quinceaneras. You might ask why do I need this? To which we counter, why don’t you need this? Exactly.

Strong Arm Hooks

Gadget Guy — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:06:34 +0000

These hooks are guaranteed to have the muscle to hold up whatever you are hanging. Strong Arm Hooks give you a bicep curl of hooking power. Double suction cups keep the hook attached to most any flat surface. The gun show is over, folks.

Whoopee Cushion Keychain

Gadget Guy — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:36:17 +0000

Take your whoopee cushion pranking on the go with a Whoopee Cushion Keychain. Eliminates all that awkward blowing up the cushion and trying to slip it under someone’s rear without looking like you’re trying to goose them by pocket-sizing it. Press the button to hear one of three different fart sounds. Pull my finger to hear a fourth.

Star Trek Mr. Potatoheads

Gadget Guy — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 16:10:46 +0000

When you think Star Trek, you have to be thinking potatoes too, right? Well you will now with Star Trek Potatoheads, available in Kirk and Spock (what, no Bones or Scotty? Are you out of your Vulcan mind? Weaksauce!) Rearrange your favorite Trek characters like they just got scrambled trying to get beamed up or just had a rough night with Uhura. Boldly go where no potato has gone before.

Hitch Critters

Gadget Guy — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:37:10 +0000

Forget that suction cup Garfield in your car window, there’s a new animal car accessory in town and it’s Hitch Critters. These animals hitch a ride on your vehicle’s trailer hitch, giving it personality to what is otherwise just a boring nub (that’s what she said). But these animals do more than just sit there, they plug in and do little tricks when you brake. The Bad Dog shakes when you brake, the Wheelie Hog does a wheelie, the Black Widow lights up and moves it’s legs and ever popular Don’t Stop Deer raises his hands in surrender while a red target flashes on his chest. Awesome.