Funniest Gadgets

Giant Sized Paperclips

Gadget Guy — Sun, 19 May 2013 18:49:28 +0000

Got a lot of papers to clip together? A regular paperclip isn’t going to cut it, you need a Giant Sized Paperclip Set. These 4 inch monsters can hold up 100 pages together at once. Or just use them for a few page document to really really emphasize how important it is. Can also be used to create giant sized paperclip “art” when you’re bored in the office.

Golf Club Pens Set

Gadget Guy — Fri, 03 May 2013 17:13:00 +0000

If golfers had their way, the world would be writing exclusively with golf pencils. But they don’t so golfers can write like normal full sized adults and still have fun with a Golf Club Pens & Bag Set. Each club is a different colored ink pen and they all fit nicely into the world’s smallest golf bag. You get fooooooore…actually three pens. A must have for the serious golfer and writer.

Giant Stuffed Rasta Banana

Gadget Guy — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:55:11 +0000

Hey mon, have a banana mon. Get your supersized plush on island style with a Giant 5 And 1/2 Foot Stuffed Rasta Banana . It’s a Jamaican Dreadlock Rastafarian Banana (which coincidentally is also my band’s name). Just don’t get upset if you bet your life savings on a carnival game trying to win an X-Box Kinect and end up with this big stuffed fruit. Cause it could happen. At least you have your dignity. And a huge rasta banana.

Pipe Pen

Gadget Guy — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:25:46 +0000

Elementary my dear Watson. That’s no pipe, Sherlock, that’s a Pipe Pen. Everything looks a bit more mysterious when you’re twiddling a pipe around. Whether you’re writing the next great novel (hey, how about one about a British detective with amazing reasoning and deduction powers?) or just a reminder post-it, do it with flare. Or with Flair- Nature Boy Ric Flair. What does wrestling have to do with a pipe pen? That’s the mystery for you to solve, Holmes.

Sound Effects Staple “Gun”

Gadget Guy — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 18:15:02 +0000

It’s the stapler that looks like a gun. Do you have a license to staple? Not only that, the Staple Gun with Bang Sound Effect has a bang sound effect (but you probably already knew that because I said it twice in the same sentence). If you’re not paying attention, the bang sound will get yours. Bang out that paperwork.

Mega Mouth Puppet

Gadget Guy — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:35:05 +0000

You know who has a big mouth? You do, when you’ve got a Play Visions Mega Mouth on your arm. It’s a pretty accurate mouth shaped puppet and it’s huge. Mega huge. Great for getting all scientific or just goofing off. Even goofing off scientifically, which is also fun- in a very measured and highly specific manner with detailed record keeping. Nice chompers, buddy.

Electronic Gaydar Detector

Gadget Guy — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 23:04:00 +0000

Can you tell if someone is straight or gay? Is your internal gaydar up to snuff? Use modern technology to help you out. Just point the Electronic Gaydar Detector at someone and it will proclaim “Gaydar activated”, then flash and beep as it performs complex internal calculations. Once it decides, it not only lights the appropriate light, it also state out loud what it thinks you are and how it feels about that (although it does seem to want you to be gay. perhaps the Gaydar is gay itself? point it at a mirror to find out).

Farting Pen Holder

Gadget Guy — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:25:57 +0000

Stick a pen where the sun don’t shine. Shove your pen in the Farting Pen Holder and guess what it does? I hope you said fart otherwise you need a serious reading comprehension lesson. Yes it farts- in a variety of sound styles. This butt shaped pen holder has the pen on a bank-style chain so nobody walks off with it. Someone could still walk off with the ass though. Oh well.

iWipers Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses

Gadget Guy — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:07:41 +0000

There’s nothing worse than getting rain in your eyes. Wouldn’t it be great if you had glasses to protect your eyes? And those glasses had windshield wipers so they would stay clear? Well you can with iWipers, which are kind of like sunglasses for the rain. Keep your vision clear even when the weather is not clear.

Scratch Off Lotto Nail Buff

Gadget Guy — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:54:34 +0000

Who doesn’t love a scratch off lotto? There’s something irresistible about scratching off that top layer to see if you’ve hit the jackpot or (more likely) not. Then you get depressed and eat a carton of ice cream. Or that’s just me. Scratch all you want with the Lotto Ticket Nail Buff and it won’t scratch off but your nails will look great. Two-sided with two different surfaces for ultimate nail buffing. Everyone wins. Except the ice cream makers.