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On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?" "That's easy," she replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors." "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?" You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send

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Aj tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident atamritsar station.Only one sardar left alive.The correspondent goes to him and asks the sardar ji.Correspondent: How did it happen?Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khadegaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdeeexpress 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.Jaise hi sab ne suna ki

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Some Men Are Really Thrifty (SMART)A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loanofficer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on businessfor two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of securityfor the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrariparked on the street in front of the

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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese,

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I think they'r biased...Response:They're also wrong. :{)

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Boys:1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.2. Insert card3. Dial code and desired amount4. Take the cash, the card and the slipGirls:1. Drive to the bank2. Engine stalled3. Check make-up in the mirror4. Apply perfume5. Manually check haircut6. Park the car - failure7. Park the car - failure8. Park the car - Success9. Search for the card in the handbag10. Insert card, rejected by

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This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2008! Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep

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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished

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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind ofunusual gimmick. One day, John came home early with a newrobot . . not just an ordinary robot, but a Lie Detector. Hetold his wife that it had to charge 4 or 5 hours and he couldshow her how it works.At 6 PM, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in from school,nearly 3 hours late - both parents were understandably angry.'Where have you been?

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An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home

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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American. The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

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This is for men and women(who have a sense of humor). If you as a woman, do not have the required sense of humor, please read no further. You are going to hate this! Disturbing Beer NewsYesterday, Texas A&M University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

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Contributed By: Dheeraj Aryal aka Dheeru bhai

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(Why you should make sure you think before you speak!) The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked his

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer

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You Just Might Be A Taliban If.....You refine heroin for a living, but you have moral and religiousobjections to beer...You own a $900 machine-gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can'tafford shoes...You have more wives than teeth...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round...You've ever had your camel repossessed...

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Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test wasfor them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden whilea sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they weretold that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of themwould not be ordained because he had not reached a state of

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After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendshiphas been renewed for the New Year 2008. It was not a very harddecision to make! Now, don't screw it up! My Wish for You in 2008 --May peace break into your house, and may thieves come to steal your debts.May the pockets of your jeans become magnets for $100 bills.May love stick to your face like Vaseline, and may laughter

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A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marrythe little girl across the street. The father, beingmodern and well- schooled in handling children, hid hissmile behind his hand."That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought itout completely?""Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week inmy room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can runhome if I get

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Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are truedescriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, withyour zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal,try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is havinga horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse fromthere.VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in

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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom makinglove to a very attractive young woman."You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - afaithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want adivorce!"And Paddy replied "Hang on just a minute, Luv, so at least I can tellyou what happened.""Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last

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