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Jesus Is Pissed Off At The US Government

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:05:00 +0000

New U.S. Government 10 Commandments for 2012

Where is Jesus ? He is here and he is mad as hell. He doesn't like the way the US Government is being run. The wasted money, turncoat on the elderly, social security. Obama, this is your last warning. I see a lot of cars with bumper stickers about how bad our Goverment is. I just bought one myself. Get it right. No more wasted time.

Funny "Growing Marijuana 70s Style" 420 Weed Song

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:34:00 +0000

This is a true story. It really happened. I gave my mom a small jar of marijuana seeds and asked her to grow them. When she asked me why I told her it was for a project in school. It was in the very early 70s when I was 13 or 14. It was swag Mexican weed but at that age me and my friends didn't care. Plus we knew nothing about male and female cannabis plants and how to grow weed properly. By the way, marijuana wasn't my so called gateway drug, alcohol was. The legal stuff sold on every street corner. Alcohol is also the reason my father was hit head on by a drunk driver in a car wreck and died.

Funny Marijuana Poem, My Dog Ate My Weed

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:36:00 +0000

Dog8mybag Poem, It is a true story. Happened in the mid 90s and I have had Dog8mybag as my internet knick ever since. I also have this in the blog someplace in text. I took it from the Cheech and Chong movie Up In Smoke I saw here in Austin in the 80's. Which by the way I saw it the very 1st day it came out. Growing up it was all Cheech and Chong audio, and suddenly I get to see them on film. And it was hilarious. Damn good brownies too. I changed the lyrics up just a bit from the original to fit the video better. So Stoner's and potheads here we go. Live from Austin Texas it's...

My 1st blog post of 2012, I created this video New Years Day, Jan. 1 2012

Dog8mybag Stoned Again Productions, Austin Texas USA

Dog8mybag Stand Up Comedy - One Liners

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 18:38:00 +0000

Animated Stand Up Comedian. All original comedy. Funny and Hilarious one liners. Comedy from the minds at Dog8mybag Stoned Again Productions, Austin Tx USA
Visit My New Youtube Channel @ Stoned Again Comedy

Funny Religious Song:- Plastic Jesus Video

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 20:52:00 +0000

Plastic Jesus Video, Austin Texas USA

At least I find it to be funny. This is one of my videos I filmed from my Youtube music video's. I have 100s of music videos and finally decided to put them online. Why not?

Austin Live Music Festivals and Concerts Videos

Obvious Signs Your Girlfriend is Anorexic

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 18:34:00 +0000

How to tell if your girlfriend has anorexia other than obviously being too skinny.

When she takes a bubble bath she floats.

After bathing she dries off with a paper towel.

She uses a cat collar for a belt.

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Dear Mr President Marijuana Reform Poem

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:09:00 +0000

A Cry For Freedom In The Land Of The Free.

A Poem About Marijuana Reform and Legalization.

Dear Mr. President - Legalize Marijuana Poem

Hey Mr Prez

Hey Mr. Prez it's Dog8mybag,
I'm down here in Austin Texas.
Trying to survive in the modern world,
and all of it's related stresses.

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Festus of Gunsmoke Lost Comedy Audio Tapes

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sun, 15 May 2011 15:03:00 +0000

Listen to some hilarious older funny comedy audio I found online featuring Festus of the old western TV show Gunsmoke. Festus talks about girls, teenage music, his grandpa, he sings funny songs and other crazy stuff. Listen to it and if you think it as funny as I do the files are also available for free download. I watched Gunsmoke when I was a kid so that could be why I like it so much. Decide For Yourself.

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Funny Osama Bin Laden Pictures from 2001

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Wed, 04 May 2011 02:31:00 +0000

A few funny Osama Bin Laden related Pictures I found on some old floppy disk dated back to 2001 before his recent death. I blew off the dust and posted them to jump on the Osama is now a dead Mother#*%$#% bandwagon.

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Rodney Dangerfield Comedy Standup Youtube Video

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 13:58:00 +0000

Rodney Dangerfield On Youtube
My personal vote for the funniest comedian ever

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything.

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless.

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Surreal Dog-Human Weird and Unusual Art

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:41:00 +0000

Original and Unusual Artworks bordering on the realms of surrealism
and a modernistic fantasy daydream from a far away land

Surreal DogHuman 11x16 Poster Print by dog8mybag

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420 Stoned Again Comical Marijuana Poem

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 22:39:00 +0000

Dog8mybag

I Got In Late From Work,
My Dog Looked Kinda Dead.
Her Tongue Was Hanging Out,
Eyes Rolled Up In Her Head.

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Free Band Names For Bands That Suck

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 02:03:00 +0000

Can't Think Of A Cool Band Name ?
A Free List Of Band Names That Will Make You Famous

Lost Liberty - Wasted Daze - Idiot Box - Thirst For Sanity

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12 Ordinary People (Jurors) Can Ruin Your Life

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 21:45:00 +0000

My Politically Incorrect Rant.

I just cant get over the fact that 12 ordinary everyday people, and in some cases 6 that know nothing about the law can decide someones fate.

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Pictures of Austin Tx. Crossdresser Leslie Cochran

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 19:55:00 +0000

Austin's Famous Transvesstite Crossdressing Freak Show
Never Before Seen Pictures Of Leslie Cochran

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Pictures of Urban Street Art in Austin Tx

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 21:19:00 +0000

Some Pictures of Really Cool Urban Street art in Austin Tx. The location was a place called Mojo's on the drag at The University Of Texas. I took them on an non digital camera and scanned the prints to disc. I lost a lot of quality in the proccess but what the hey. If interested you can click on any picture to view a larger image.

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Marijuana and Sex Questions Online Survey Poll Results

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 01:32:00 +0000

See the poll results 14.000 anonymous people online answered to these 10 questions when asked intimate and personal questions about drugs and sex. Have you ever had sex with someone you met on the internet? Does marijuana enhance your sexual desires? The marijuana sex poll was a project in a sociology course on human behavior I recently took. The survey results are unscientific and from a period of 3 months I had the poll online in the summer of 2010.

Does marijuana enhance your sexual desire, mood or experience?

Answers		Votes	Percent
1.	Yes	11732	82%
2.	No	2596	18%

Total Votes: 14328

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Funny Fake Awards My Blog Has Won

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 02:54:00 +0000

Some funny graphics and pictures fake awards I created in photoshop I gave my blog. My blogs sucks award. Flush your blog award. This blog is so bad you can't view it sober. The Hedda Moddick useless blog award. The best part of having a humor blog is poking fun at yourself.

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Funny Hilarious Bumper Sticker Sayings

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 17:22:00 +0000

These are some funny crazy hilarious bumper stickers I used in my Cyberspace Insanity humor website that was online in 2001. The website itself is no longer around but thanks to floppy disc all of it's content is still available.

Conserve Water - Drink Beer

This Year Vacation In Hell - Coming Back To Work Wont Seem So Bad

Question Authority And The Authorities Will Question You

Life Sucks And It Leaves Some Mean Hickeys

Elvis Has Left The Planet

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How Not To Sexually Please A Woman In Bed

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 19:37:00 +0000

You have the TV remote control stuffed under a pillow so when your moment of amor is over you can immediately turn on ESPN.

I think the fact that I have been married twice says a lot about my relationships. I wont even try to blame everything on someone else because it does take two. I started thinking about it and these are some of the things that I thought up. Some I am guilty of, and some are for the sake of humor.
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Marijuana March Pictures Austin Texas 2002

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 04:11:00 +0000

The 2002 Marijuana March Pictures, Austin Texas
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Obvious Signs You Are A Very Bad Parent

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 01:09:00 +0000

Maybe you should turn down Metallica a little, at least until the glass in the windows stop vibrating. Your babies hearing is still developing.

You really should just go ahead and change your childs name to stop, quit, not now or go outside and play, since they hear that more often.

My crazy way of thinking about all of the bad parents I know, have known or met in my lifetime. Everything on this list is true and original except where noted at the bottom. I have either overheard or witnessed someone actually saying these insane things. It was through co-workers, friends or family over the years.

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Stand Up Comedy Video Short Witty Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 01:05:00 +0000

Steven Wright's short jokes, witty one liners and perfectly timed punchlines are why he is on the top 25 comedians of all time list. His popular 80s stand up comedy routine is nothing short of hilarious having seen him here in Austin in the prime of his career. Not only is Steven Wright funny, he is a comedic genius with his own unique branded style of comedy that makes you go HUH. If you have never heard of him, or seen his act, take a moment and decide for yourself.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

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Original Funny New Years Resolutions For 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 21:22:00 +0000

I don't know how many other people like me just talk a lot of smack when it comes to New Year's Resolutions. I actually gave up on them about 20 years ago. If I were going to have some for the upcoming year of 2011 this would be them. Most of these are about true actual things going on in my life. Others I made up for the purpose of humorous and funny material.

True Real Life Happenings and Thoughts

My New Years Resolution

To keep making New Years Resolutions I refuse to abide by

Stop smoking cigarettes for the 600th time

Never again tell my grandkids Santa is not real

Focus more on others screw ups rather than my own

Not mow my yard at 3 in the morning anymore

Quit flushing my motorcycles old motor oil down the commode

Not say I will when I really mean I won't

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Fat Women Pictures That Went Viral In Year 2000

noreply@blogger.com (Blogger For Life) — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 03:03:00 +0000

What was popular on the internet in the year 2000 ? Believe it or not these photos were. That's right, pictures of big fat obese R rated naked fat women. These photos actually went viral In the year 2000. We didn't have the social networking websites like Facebook, Twitter and Youtube like today. No chance of going viral overnight. It was either email, chat rooms or to discover them in a website. They were all over the internet In every funny humor picture website around.

I literally have 1000's of old floppy disc loaded with funny pictures and other crazy insane stuff dating back to the early 90's. I was going through my old disc marked "granted permission to use through trade" when I found these pictures. The disc has 30-40 pictures of funny stuff on it but I will only show these four I was granted use for.

Excuse the quality. Floppy disc date stamp: 11/20/2000
I hope you are not in the middle of dinner.

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