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Top Status Updates for Facebook this week:

• Nomophobia, the fear of being without a cell phone, is the most common phobia. LIKE if you suffer from it. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Why is Facebook going public? They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings either.
• Facebook Shares has a new meaning.
• That awesome moment when you come back from the bathroom and your food is on the table!
• Name your iPhone ‘Titanic’, plug it into the computer, “Titanic is syncing”, press cancel, feel like a hero.
• I want a drug sniffing dog but for all the wrong reasons.
• Lazy rule → Can’t reach it, don’t need it.
• That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it. (206+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Microwaves need a “Melt Cheese” option.
• I don’t have insomnia, I have Internet connection.
• Relationships last long NOT because they are destined to last long; but because two brave people made a choice to keep fighting for it.
• That awkward moment when you realize the thing you’ve been charging for hours was never properly plugged in.
• LIKE if you remember the days of putting up an “Away Message” !
• If turtles actually knew karate and ate pizza, a lot more people would have pet turtles.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.

You thought your video game setup was good…

Man, what I would give to have that setup! Share this EPIC Video Game Setup with your Facebook friends by hovering your mouse over it and clicking “CLICK TO SHARE” you’ll get tons of LIKEs & Comments!

The boy KING of all Puppies…

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Wow they really adore him! That was awesome :) Make sure to share this adorableness with all your deserving Facebook friends!

Bonus Video: Little Girl teaches BullDog how to go #2

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Awesome Status Updates for Facebook:

• The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• One thing my dog and I have in common is that none of us wants me to go to work.
• That’s definitely not my ringtone, but I’m going to have to check my phone anyway.
• I hate when I’m watching a show on DVR and I realize I’m mostly through a commercial break and I forgot to fast forward.
• It’s always depressing when you check Facebook and you scroll down far enough to where you left off.
• That awkward moment when someone is staring at you and laughing at the same time.
• I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet…I get hungry.
• Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you’ve been shot.  (154+LIKEs in 3 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. but she’s cute, so I’m going to like it.
• My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.
• You’re at starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I’ve never seen one before.
• If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people.
• Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• I have heard of women that aren’t crazy, but I’ve also heard of Unicorns.

How about this little guy…

I think he bears a striking resemblance to MR. Frederickson! Share this one on hovering your mouse over the image and clicking “Click to Share”.

Somebody that I Used to Know as interpreted in dance by this toddler:

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Bravo, Encore! She’s got a future on Who’s Got Talent, LOL :) Share this adorable viral video on your Facebook for instant LIKEability and comments galore.

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Smart Status Messages for Facebook:

• When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• LIKE if you disagree with someone just to annoy them.
• If you’re dating a nerd you’re about to start competing for their love with Diablo 3. Good luck.
• We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.
• That moment when you’re talking to yourself and you smile like an idiot, because you’re just so hilarious.
• Know Yourself. Understand Yourself. Correct Yourself.
• What a woman needs is a guy who will protect her like she’s his daughter, love her like she’s his wife, and respect her like she’s his mother.
• I don’t hate you…I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.  (251+LIKEs in 6 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? We’ve never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course I’ll go.
• We all have a family member who think they’re a professional photographer.
• Bored → Goes to kitchen → Opens fridge → Looks inside → Leaves empty handed.
• Odd Fact: The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = DREAMS.
• That annoying moment when someone interrupts you and then you can’t remember what you were talking about.
• I’m sorry that sometimes, I get a little jealous, thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.
• YouTube = Ads load instantly. Videos take forever to load. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.

Just a Happy Baby Sloth hanging out with his favorite stuffed animal…

Darling little creatures, those baby sloths! Hover your mouse over this image and click “Click to Share” to spread this adorableness with your FB friends for more LIKEs & Comments than your timeline can handle.

This Kid really knows how to shop @ Target:

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Training them young! Share this little cutie pa-tootie with your Facebook friends for some LIKEness and comment love. It’s sure to come your way.

Spreading the universal language of the LIKE button:

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Clever Status Posts for Facebook:

• LIKE if the last thing you do every night and the first thing you do every morning is check your phone.  (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad.
• The good thing about pictures is that they never change, even if the people in them do.
• Keep scrolling, I got nothin.
• Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
• “In the arms of an angel…” *turns channel*
• We all have a family member who think they’re a professional photographer.
• *Don’t goes on Facebook for a week* Expectations: 23 Friend Requests. 9 Messages. 56 Notifications. Reality: 1 game request notification.
• BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.  (300+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Anyone ever remember that one time, before Facebook and Twitter, when we all went outside and did stuff?
• Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
• That annoying moment where your internet goes really slow and you wanna throw your laptop across the room.
• On my tombstone I want it to say: ‘I didn’t forward the text message to 15 friends.”  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

Cops can be cool too:

Important to remember that Cops are people too! Treat everyone with dignity and respect, we all breath the same air :) Share this picture by hovering your mouse over the image and clicking “Click to Share”.

Classy Cover of Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO…

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Well done, good sir! We commend you for that epic cover song done in a unique manner. Share this classy video with your friends for LIKEs.

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