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		<title>News Briefs 09-07-2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, the King of Pop was buried sans cerebrum. I wonder how much time it will pass before that particular item is offered on eBay&#8230; Do I hear $100,000??

Ghost of Michael Jackson caught on video @ Neverland, demanding the camera crews to get. The Hell. OUT!
Two dying stars -No&#8230; the OTHER kind!- at the edge [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, the King of Pop was buried <a href=http://www.theimproper.com/Template_Article.aspx?IssueId=16amp;ArticleId=3738><i>sans cerebrum</i></a>. I wonder how much time it will pass before that particular item is offered on eBay&#8230; Do I hear $100,000??</p>
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<li><a href=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1197780/Ghost-Michael-Jackson-caught-camera-pacing-corridors-Neverland.html>Ghost of Michael Jackson</a> caught on video @ Neverland, demanding the camera crews to get. The Hell. OUT!
<li><a href=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/5781437/Dying-stars-captured-with-space-imaging-breakthrough.html>Two dying stars</a> -No&#8230; the OTHER kind!- at the edge of the universe and further away than any detected to date have been discovered using a new imaging technique.
<li><i>Abort! Abandon ship!</i> Words that no one wants to hear, least of all NASA; but because you never know&#8230; you need to <a href=http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/090708-astronaut-escape-ship-test.html>test, test, test.</a>
<li>Video: Jaime Maussan shows <a href=http://www.examiner.com/x-8698-Sacramento-UFO-Examiner~y2009m7d8-UFO-releases-intellegent-moving-spheres>UFO releasing intelligent moving spheres</a>. Well, I dunno about intelligent, but IMO -and I hate to say this!-its an interesting clip.
<li>Stephen Hawking: <a href=http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2009/07/stephen-hawking-the-planet-has-entered-a-new-phase-of-evolution.html>Humans have entered a new stage of Evolution</a>. Hmm&#8230; Id swear that bright spot in the sky is getting bigger&#8230;
<li>In XX1st centurys Alchemy, <a href=http://www.bookofjoe.com/2009/07/21stcentury-alchemy-hydrogen-from-urine.html>urine is the new lead</a>, and Hydrogen the new gold. Buy a pint amp; start making some money <img src='http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />
<li>Sad news for us all, gentlemen: Scientist jackasses create <a href=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article6661357.ece>artificial sperm</a>; if there was ever a time to <u>praise</u> the blessings of ORGANIC products, this. Is. It.</p>
<li>&#8230;And in case you needed FURTHER proof of our obsolescence, I give you <a href=http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29amp;art_id=vn20090708052658317C271760amp;set_id=1>exhibit (B)</a> :-/
<li>But getting back to, shall we say&#8230; <i>sticky</i> subjects, lets now turn our gaze to the <a href=http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/2842/how-sticky-too-sticky>Arachnic Kingdom.</a>
<li><a href=//www.nytimes.com/2009/07/07/health/07mind.html?em>Why the Imp in your brain gets out</a>. How many times have I TOLD YOU, to leave the <i>damn</i> basement door locked??! Oh, wait&#8230; they meant Imp, not <a href=http://www.tarantino.info/wiki/images/Gimp2.jpg>gimp</a>; uh&#8230; j-just forget what I said *whistling*
<li>New research explains <a href=http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-music-moves-us>musics power over human emotions</a> and its benefits to our mental and physical well-being. <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5l6Yz5QyV4><i>Crank it up, DJ!</i></a>
<li>The curious case of the <a href=http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/jul/04/autism-asperger-s-education-society>straight-A student</a> who was considered not good enough for normal schools, on account of his Aspergers syndrome, and the legal battle his mother fought.
<li>You wanna avoid Alzheimers? <a href=http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/07/nunstudy/>Join a convent!</a>
<li><i>Jurassic Matrix</i>: <a href=http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/yes_please_virtual_reality_din.php>Virtual reality dinosaurs In Japan.</a>
<li><a href=http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE5666QT20090707>Armadillo-like crocodile roamed Brazil</a>. Man! you could have made one hell of a pair of <a href=http://64.33.126.67/media/FB-buckles/fbboots2006/SaltWaterCrocodileBelly.jpg>boots</a> with that critter.
<li><a href=http://www.cracked.com/article_17507_7-random-animals-that-decided-course-history.html>7 random animals</a> that decided the course of History -including the pig that created European Democracy&#8230; dont say it, Earthling!
<li><a href=http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/07/photogalleries/animal-prosthetics-pictures/index.html>The bionic doggie</a> is a Transhumanists best friend. <i>Whoosh a gud cyborg?</i> <img src='http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':-P' class='wp-smiley' />
<li><a href=http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/07/090707171002.htm>US-Mexico border wall</a> could threaten wildlife species. *Sigh* dont get me started here, folks.</p>
<li><a href=http://www.slate.com/id/2222288/>Robert McNamara (1916-2009)</a>. The whiz kid that was demonized for Vietnam, but probably saved us from Nuclear anihilation.
<li><a href=http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/09/us/politics/09bottle.html?ref=business>The quality of bottled water</a> is -Ahem- unclear, says US Congress.
<li>Antibiotic <a href=http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/09/health/research/09aging.html?ref=global-home>delayed aging</a> in experiments with mice. Hundreds of <a href=http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/07/01/funny-pictures-u-can-have-3-rownd-ones/>LOLcats</a> unite in <i>purr-test</i>.
<li><a href=http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/07/08/2620405.htm?section=australia>The Uluru debate</a>: to climb or not to climb? to ban or not to ban? And to think, that <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10BbpGKLXqk>this song</a> is old enough to buy a beer :-/
<li>Tiger Airlines flight between Melbourne and Perth <a href=http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25751639-662,00.html>missing for two hours</a>. And in case you were wondering what happened to Rick yesterday&#8230;
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<p>Thanks to Rick amp; John Keel&#8230; wherever they both are.</p>
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<b>Quote of the Day:</b></p>
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<i>I abandoned the extraterrestrial hypothesis in 1967 when my own field investigations disclosed an astonishing overlap between psychic phenomena and UFOs&#8230; The objects and apparitions do not necessarily originate on another planet and may not even exist as permanent constructions of matter. It is more likely that we see what we want to see and interpret such visions according to our contemporary beliefs.</p>
<p>John Keel, <a href=http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/keel-pop/>the Michael Jackson of Forteana</a></i> <span class=read-more><a href=http://www.dailygrail.com/node/7730 target=_blank><strong>&#8230;nbsp;Readnbsp;Morenbsp;raquo;</strong></a></span></p>
<p><a target=_blank href=http://www.dailygrail.com/node/7730>Original post</a></p>
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		<title>Nebraska Dad Who Left 9 Kids To State Care Now Expecting 2 New Babies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Nebraska widower who legally transferred the burden of caring for his nine children to the state last year through its safe haven law is expecting twin babies from his girlfriend.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Nebraska widower who legally transferred the burden of caring for his nine children to the state last year through its safe haven law is expecting twin babies from his girlfriend.</p>
<p>Gary Staton, 37, has informed his children about the twin babies last month, according to the mother of his late wife, whose death forced him to abandon their children age one to 17 at an Omaha hospital.</p>
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		<title>Shermers Baloney Detection Kit</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Richard Dawkins Foundation has combined with high-profile skeptic Michael Shermer to do a video presentation of The Baloney Detection Kit:



Its a handy little tutorial on some basic critical thinking, though being filled with the usual Shermerisms about UFOs and Bigfoot it gets to be a bit of a smiley smug-fest after a while. So [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Richard Dawkins Foundation has combined with high-profile skeptic Michael Shermer to do a video presentation of The Baloney Detection Kit:</p>
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<p>Its a handy little tutorial on some basic critical thinking, though being filled with the usual Shermerisms about UFOs and Bigfoot it gets to be a bit of a smiley smug-fest after a while. So you can make it fun by applying the Detection Kit to Shermer himself. Here, let me get you started:</p>
<p>a) Reliability of the Source: Are the errors all in one direction, slanting towards a particular belief?</p>
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<li>Shermer <A href=http://www.sheldrake.org/controversies/staring.html>tells USA Today</a> that Rupert Sheldrakes psi observations dont require a theory and are perfectly explicable by normal means. When pushed on the details of his rebuttal, Shermer admits he hasnt even seen the book.</p>
<li>Shermer later <A href=http://dailygrail.com/node/2143>misrepresents Sheldrakes research</a> in his Skeptic column in <i>Scientific American</i>.
<li>Shermer cites Pim van Lommels <A href=http://www.skepticalinvestigations.org/whoswho/vanLommel.htm>positive NDE study</A>, published in <i>The Lancet</i>, to show that NDEs are obviously delusions.
<li>Shermer <A href=http://www.quantumconsciousness.org/hackery.htm>says</a> those promoting quantum consciousness theories suffer from physics envy. Including such pseudoscientists as John Eccles and Roger Penrose&#8230;
<li>In his August 2004 Scientific American column, Shermer attacked respected physicist Freeman Dyson over his comments that paranormal phenomena may actually exist, wrongly saying that the scientific evidence is unequivocal in dismissing psi.
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<p>Kinda makes us suspicious, with all that picking and choosing of data. I leave the rest of the analysis to you&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The smartest dumb criminal and a sexist joke</title>
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		<title>No Wienermobile at Oscar Mayers Funeral</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you missed it, amid all the Michael Jackson coverage, Oscar Mayer &#8212; the grandson of the lunch meat icon &#8212; died Monday. He was 95.
TMZ.com, which has been&#8230;
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<p>TMZ.com, which has been&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Smart Criminal And The Dumb Cop</title>
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					Keywords:  the smart criminal and dump cop fred
					Added: July 5, 2009
				

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