Fun Pictures Gallery - The Ultimate Collection

Some Stylish Homes

2009-07-16T02:53:00.000-07:00

Do you agree !!

2009-06-22T04:48:00.000-07:00

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

* To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

* Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

* Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

* A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

* There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after.

Babies delivery and Corporate World

2009-03-13T08:46:00.000-07:00

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

TEN TIPS FOR 2009

2009-02-13T07:08:00.000-08:00

1) Do not get into trouble

2.) Aim for greater heights.

3) Stay focused on your job.

4) Exercise to maintain good health

5) Practice Team work,

6) Rely on your trusted partner/friends to watch your back.

7) Be safe on rainy days.

8) Rest, relax & find time to read posts like this.

9) Always smile when your boss is around.

10) Remember nothing is impossible.

A Girl with some stupid habits

2009-01-30T02:54:00.000-08:00

You never know when you encounter with a Girl with these habits:

1. She called me to get my phone number.

2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

6. She tried to drown a fish.

7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.

8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

9. She tripped over a cordless phone.

10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.

12. She studied for a blood test.

13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she
turned around and went home

An Engineer's Doctor

2009-01-04T08:08:00.000-08:00

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first.

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. I get up in the morning like a horse. I go to work running like a deer. I work all the day like a donkey. I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. I wag my tail in front of all my bosses. I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you an engineer?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are are an engineer. Come on man, no one can treat you better than me.

Obama Family moving to Washington

2008-12-29T09:22:00.000-08:00

Love VS Marriage

2008-12-22T07:13:00.000-08:00

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

Magic Mirror

2008-12-09T09:18:00.000-08:00

Enjoy this video about Magic Mirror.

Pictures from the Football Ground

2008-12-04T06:32:00.000-08:00

Some Amazing Pictures

2008-11-13T07:59:00.001-08:00

Don't marry software girl

2008-11-06T09:40:00.000-08:00

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

.: MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY :.

An Employee's Wish

2008-10-29T10:11:00.000-07:00

Normal Life Vs. Joyful Life

2008-10-26T08:28:00.000-07:00

Normal Life

Joyful Life

House at a Nice Location

2008-10-18T06:07:00.000-07:00

Effect of too much Stumbling

2008-10-04T05:29:00.000-07:00

When a Man runs in water ??

2008-10-02T10:00:00.001-07:00

X-treme Wireless Technology

2008-09-30T08:15:00.000-07:00

MX Air Rechargeable Cordless Air Mouse

Vidabox Premium Wireless Keyboard

Wireless USB Hub

Wireless Routers

Wireless Electricity

Optical Illusions - I

2008-09-29T10:39:00.001-07:00

Amazing party sequence

2008-09-28T11:16:00.001-07:00

Humans - The great liars..

2008-09-28T09:12:00.001-07:00

One day John's dad bought a robot.

The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

John returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".

John answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".

Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped John on his face.

His dad told him "John (son), This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, Why are you late?"

"Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" ,

Splatt !!!!!!!!!!!!

John got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

"No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen."

Dad :"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

Splatt !!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing all this, John mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying,

"After all he is your son.......", to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on John's mother's face.