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Hotel's Clerk Jokes

2012-01-23T19:10:00.005+07:00

If you search information about travel tips anywhere, you can always find some guides about hotel and lodging. It's pretty understandable, as staying in bad hotel can ruin the whole traveling experience, whether if someone is on vacation or business trip.

Now, even when you're staying at a luxury suite of a five-stars hotel, bad moments still can happen, especially regarding the hotel's services. Below are some jokes about argumentation between travelers and hotel's clerks, which obviously not based on a real experience.

Wake-Up Call

One night at an economy motel, a guest ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, he woke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30.

"Good morning," a young man said. "This is your wake-up call."

Annoyed, he let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6!, what if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?"

"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-dollar deal to close, you wouldn't have been staying in this motel, would you?"

One-Night Rate

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to settle the bill and were surprised to find they owe $3000.

"How's this? We've only been here one night!" the man was annoyed.

"So?", said the manager, "this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis courts, swimming pools, exercise rooms, bars and restaurants, all this is very expensive to keep up."

"But we didn't use any of these!" explained the couple.

"If you didn't use - that's your problem," came the reply.

"In that case, you owe me $2000. You see, my wife is a call girl who charges $5000 a night, so please settle your bill," said the man. "What do you mean?" the manager was taken off guard, "I didn't sleep with your wife!"

"If yo u didn't use - that's your problem!"

Dog is Allowed

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

Traveler's Wife

A traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room for the night."

Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!"

"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."

20 Funny Fortune Cookie Messages

2011-12-23T13:15:00.005+07:00

If you live in America, I believe that you have been familiar with fortune cookie. It's a crisp cookie that often served as dessert in Chinese restaurants in the US. There's nothing special about its taste, people love this food because it contains hidden message wrapped inside the cookie. The messages can be in the form of quotes, riddles, Chinese wisdom words, lucky numbers, and sometimes just funny sentences without meaning.

Images below are 20 examples of funny fortune cookie messages:

So, have you ever found funny fortune cookie messages such as those in the images? Anyway, if you're interested to make your own fortune cookie, it's not that difficult. Check it out at Chinese Food Recipes site, and surprise your friends with your own "weird" sayings!

Basketball is a Tough Sport!

2011-11-16T13:39:00.004+07:00

In America, a mother probably told her son to play basketball instead of American football or ice hockey. The last two sports are known for their brutality and full-body contact, while basketball is considered more friendly. Is it? Apparently not, especially in the NBA. When ten big brawny men standing in the same court to chase one small ball, "accidents" always occur. Take a look at the pictures of some NBA funny moments in this post!

Meanwhile, if you love NBA, there's a bad news. Due to the unresolved lockout between players and club owners regarding revenue sharing, the 2011-2012 NBA season is threatened to be cancelled.

Well, probably it's time to watch NCAA instead, while waiting the lockout ended. Visit Ticketamerica.com if you want to get Arizona State Sun Devils mens basketball tickets, Arizona Wildcats mens basketball tickets, California Golden Bears mens basketball tickets and all other NCAA basketball seating and information.

"Your big body doesn't scare me!"

"This is a fade-away jump, you sucker"

"Come back here!"

"Bulls-eye!"

"Heads-up"

"Ouuch...."

"You dunk the ball, I dunk yours"

"Hi-yaaah!"

"Karate Kobe?"

"Please, don't hurt me!"

"Mama was right, I should took the dance class instead."

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Free Online Dating Tips

2011-11-13T12:57:00.003+07:00

With the advancement of Internet technology, the world is becoming one smaller place, as we can connect with people from various countries with just a single click. This also opens a new possibility in love life, as we can make a relationship with someone new, whether the individual lives around us or thousand miles abroad. So, if you can't meet enough people in real life, you'd probably consider a possibility to find love on cyberspace, by join online dating site.

Online dating is a dating system which allows individuals, couples and groups to make contact and communicate with each other over the Internet, usually with the objective of developing a personal, romantic, or sexual relationship. There are both paid and free dating sites on the Internet, but since love is supposed to be free, why bother with the paid one, right?

These are some useful tips if you want to find a good free dating site, and how to make more friends from such sites:

Make sure that it's really free. Many dating sites only provide free registration, but when you find someone really interesting and want to see the individual's photos or contact the person, the sites will charge you for full membership plan! LuvFree.com is one of the examples of free dating site that offers 100% free dating services without any hidden charges. Try it!
Decide your geographical target. There are basically two types of dating site regarding to geo targeting. They are the ones that have a regional or country based members, or universal sites with worldwide members. So, it's up to you whether you want to limit your option to one area only, or open up a possibility of finding perfect mate from a place that you never even heard before.
Beware of scam. This is probably the biggest downside of free online dating. As member can register without paying, there's a big possibility that some people upload fake profiles and photos, whether just for fun or want to make money by deceiving someone else. You need to be careful with a dating services that only contain so much attractive men and women. It's impossible for a dating site to have more handsome and beautiful members than a modelling agencies, right?
Write an honest profile. If you don't want to be scammed, than you can't fool someone else either. Be truthful with your profile, and upload photos that really yours (a little Photoshop won't hurt though...).
Be active. Just because you write a poetic introduction and upload your best photogenic side, don't mean that people will start to contact you and want to be your friend. Email other members, join chat rooms, send virtual kiss, write a blog's entry are some tools provided by www.LuvFree.com that you can use to show yourself to the other members.
Be patient. Sometimes they aren't as pretty as the photos, sometimes they have a bad personality, sometimes they look perfect, but you just don't "click" with them. As in real life, finding friends and love in cyberspace also need patience.

That's all for free online dating tips. You can try to register at www.luvfree.com for a good and trustworthy online dating service with tens of thousands of members which easily connect the world. For example, if you live in Texas, finding a date from Asian or European countries would be as simple as dating in Houston! Register now, and don't worry, they're absolutely and 100% free!

Halloween Costume Cartoons

2011-11-05T20:41:00.002+07:00

It's probably a little late due to my tight schedule, but it's still in Halloween atmosphere, right? One most known tradition of Halloween is to dressed scary and go to costume party, or walk from house to house to do trick-or-treat activity for children. Now I present you some of funny cartoons about Halloween costume, hope you enjoy it!

The Real Meaning of Rejection Lines

2011-10-25T13:45:00.006+07:00

I'm still single (at least when this article was written) and don't know much about love (as it is complicated). Nonetheless, I would still try to post about relationship advice once in awhile, as good love life is one of the keys of being fun and enjoy our life.

A while ago, I've posted about foolish pickup lines, which are useful (or dreadful?) to open conversation with a hot stranger. Now, there are usually a common rejection lines that used to repel someone (which you don't like) that makes a move on you. These rejection lines are subtle, because they have the intention not to hurt or offend someone's feeling. However, they are actually have a hidden meaning behind them, which are different based on whether a man or a woman who's saying them.

These are the real meaning of rejection lines, when they are said by women:

10. I think of you as a brother.
Meaning: You remind me of my ugly, nerd, pervert, and annoying brother.

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Meaning: I'll introduce you to my mother instead.

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Meaning: I'm not attracted to you in any way you ugly dork.

07. My life is too complicate right now.
Meaning: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

06. I've got a boyfriend.
Meaning: Who's really my male cat and a bunch of relationship articles in magazine.

05. I don't date men where I work.
Meaning: Hey pal, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building!

04. It's not you, it's me.
Meaning: It's not me, it's you.

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
Meaning: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

02. I'm celibate.
Meaning: I've sworn off ONLY the men like you.

01. Let's be friends.
Meaning: I want you to stay around to listen to my problems, and buy me dinner and clothes, but I don't wanna have sex with you!

Guys, now you know what's on a girl's mind when she rejects you.

These are the real meaning of rejection lines, when they are said by men:

10. I think of you as a sister.
Meaning: You're ugly!

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Meaning: You're ugly!

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Meaning: You're ugly!

07. My life is too complicate right now.
Meaning: You're ugly!

06. I've got a girlfriend.
Meaning: You're ugly!

05. I don't date women where I work.
Meaning: You're ugly!

04. It's not you, it's me.
Meaning: It's not me, it's you.

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
Meaning: You're ugly!

02. I'm celibate.
Meaning: You're ugly!

01. Let's be friends.
Meaning: Does anyone even uglier than you??

Steve Jobs Famous Quotes

2011-10-14T13:54:00.003+07:00

Steve Jobs has passed away on October 5, 2011, which suspected because of his pancreatic cancer. You must have been familiar with Apple Inc. and all their products, which include MacBook, iPod, iPad, and iPhone. However, I don't think that those gadgets are Steve Jobs most precious legacies. Instead, I choose his brilliant and revolutionary mind as the things that made this world a brighter place.

As an attribute to the Apple Inc. co-founder and former CEO, now I post some of Steve Jobs inspirational and famous quotes, which most of them perfectly describe his vision.

"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works."

"I want to put a ding in the universe."

"Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower."

"Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations."

"Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me … Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful… that’s what matters to me."

"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?"

"I’ve always wanted to own and control the primary technology in everything we do."

"We don’t get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life. Life is brief, and then you die, you know? And we’ve all chosen to do this with our lives. So it better be damn good. It better be worth it."

"That’s been one of my mantras — focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it’s worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains."

"I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go do something else wonderful, not dwell on it for too long. Just figure out what’s next."

R.I.P and Good Job Steve Jobs (1955-2011)!

Suriya and His Agaram Foundation

2011-09-28T12:05:00.003+07:00

As a public figures, celebrities are also seen as role models by the society, thus they need to set a good example with their activities. Many famous stars worldwide involved in social activity, such as South Indian actor Surya. This Tamil Nadu born, who's married to actress Jyothika, is the founder of Agaram organization.

Agaram Foundation is an organization that working towards helping the under-privileged in attaining their right to knowledge and quality education, and especially help children who drop out of school early in Tamil Nadu. Surya, also known as Suriya, began this Agaram Foundation in 2008, with the firm belief that the educated mind can not only eliminate social evils but also aid in the socio-economic upbringing of society.

With their philanthropic activities, Suriya and his wife Jyothika can make a different to the society. This story is probably a little outside this blog's theme, but I always believe that to make someone else life better is a way to have fun and enjoy your own life!

Cartoon Characters - Celebrities Look A Like

2011-09-18T20:39:00.005+07:00

Who do you defines as celebrity? Actor and actress, model, singer, athlete, and presenter must be on top of your list. Then how about cartoon characters? Why don't consider them as celebrities too, especially because a lot of them have a resemblance look with our favorite public figures.

See these below pictures of some celebrities and cartoon characters look-a-like. This is another proof, besides Celebrities without Makeups, that celebs are not all beautiful and glamor.

Rihanna - Woody Woodpecker

Mr. Slave - Freddy Mercury

Madonna - Skeletor

Dennis Franz - Carl

Cleveland - Jesse Jackson

Some girl - Butthead

Glen Quagmire - Bob Hope

Bill Murray - Papa Smurf

Anderson Varejao - Sideshow Bob

Lion O - Carrot Top

Feel free to add in the comment if you've got another idea of cartoon character - celebrity look a like.

Hard Riddles or Silly Riddles?

2011-09-16T19:12:00.002+07:00

I'm a full-time blogger who spend a lot of time in front of the computer. During stressful day, I love to search for funny or hard riddles, to refresh my mind but also keeps it sharp at the same time. A while ago, I found couples of intriguing puzzles, which some people might consider it hard, while the others probably say they're just plain silly. For me, there's always simple answer for every difficult problems.

So, try not to think to hard and you'll be able to answer these riddles just fine:

Riddle #1

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in a minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

Riddle #2

Angry and hungry are two words that end in '-gry'.
There are three words in the English language.
What is the third word?
Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day.
Look closely and I have already given you the third word.
What is it?

Bart Simpson Blackboard

2011-09-11T12:59:00.036+07:00

Who doesn't familiar with The Simpsons animated television series? It was first aired on 17 December 1989 on 20th Century Fox TV, and has broadcast 22 seasons with 486 episodes. Season 23 will start airing on September 25, 2011.

From the Simpsons family, we've already posted about Homer Simpson quotes and the sexy Marge Simpson. Now it's time to introduce their first child, Bart Simpson.

If you follow this animated sitcom, you must recognize from the opening title that Bart Simpson always get punished to write in the blackboard. The unique thing is, he always gets different punishment from various trouble that he made. Try to browse "Bart Simpson blackboard" on search engine, and you'll find a site that its content are only the pics of Bart's punishment writing, complete from season 1 to 22, with all 486 episodes!

We won't post all Bart Simpson blackboard writing here, just some of the funniest ones. Enjoy!

20 Hilarious Toilet Signs

2011-09-05T14:04:00.005+07:00

When making public toilet, the building owner usually doesn't really care about creating an extraordinary sign. The important thing is that the visitor can differentiate between the ladies and the gents signs on the toilet doors. However, some places still love the idea of creating a funny and hilarious toilet signs, which you can see below:

Guys, Never Do These Things to Girls!

2011-09-04T13:58:00.003+07:00

It's been a while since we gave relationship tips for guys, so now we're back with 20 things that you should never do to your girl. As we always said, having a healthy and passionate relationship is one important key to have fun and enjoy your life, thus should be wrote in this blog.

Last time we gave you tips about first date conversation topics, have you tried it? If so, then you must be enjoying your beautiful time with her right now. So, it's time to bring your game to the next level by never doing something that will upset her. Here are 20 things that you should never do to your girl:

Make fun of her hair, face, body, clothes.
Overuse sarcasm. Girls love men with sense of joke, it's true, but not the ones with sarcasm as their second language.
Flirt with other girls. It doesn't make them want you more, it makes them angry.
Hang out with other girls. It's just men's nature to be untrustworthy.
Talk about other girls. If you say other is beautiful, hot, and kind, she will think you as a pervert and womanizer. If you say other is ugly, she will think you as shallow and mean.
Talk about her exes. If you say something nice, she will assume you similar to her ex. If you say something bad, she will assume you will say the same thing about her to someone else.
Cheat. You'll never get away with this one.

Never!
Lie. Girls have sixth sense to detect any kind of lie. You WILL get caught.
Make promise yo can't keep. If you can't follow it, don't say it.
Say "I love you" when you don't mean it. Imagine your girl 30 years older or 30 kg heavier. If that don't bother you, then you really love her.
Deny things that are true. In any circumstances, girls hate it when you say they're wrong, and even more furious if they're actually on the right side.
Blame her or make it looks like her fault. Didn't I already say that girls are hate to be on the guilty side (especially if they're not)?
Ask why she's mad at you. If you want to apologize, just say it without self defense. There's always a reason why she's mad.
Make excuses. Again, apologize is apologize. No need to put sorry reason behind it.
Tell her she's overreacting. Well, if you think that she isn't mad enough, wait until you say that she's overreacting.
Talk to her when you're mad. There's big chance that you'll say something that you'll regret it (forever).
Pressure her. If she wants to do something, she will (without you even asking).
Say bad things behind her back. As always, she WILL eventually hear it.
Be a jerk in front of her friends. They might think it's funny, but she will not.
Joke about breaking-up. You'll be single before she knows that you're kidding.

Some of the Best Quotes from Movie

2011-08-21T15:19:00.001+07:00

The best movies always come with the best quotes. Sometimes it's about love, humor, sarcasm, and expression. These are 15 of the best movie quotes ever. They are good not necessarily because of the meaning of the words, but also because how the actors said it and the situation when they said it. So, if you haven't seen the movies yet, you probably won't get the meaning of these quotes.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
~ Rhett Butler (played by Clark Gable) in Gone with the Wind (1939).

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
~ Don Vito Corleone (played by Marlon Brando) in The Godfather (1972).

"Go ahead, make my day."
~ Harry Callahan (played by Clint Eastwood) in Sudden Impact (1983).

"May the Force be with you."
~ Han Solo (played by Harrison Ford) in Star Wars IV: A New Hope.

"You talkin' to me?"
~ Travis Bickle (played by Robert De Niro) in Taxi Driver (1976).

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
~ Jennifer Cavilleri Barrett (played by Ali MacGraw) in Love Story (1970).

"Bond. James Bond."
~ James Bond (played by Sean Connery) in Dr. No (1962).

"There's no place like home."
~ Dorothy Gale (played by Judy Garland) in The Wizard of Oz (1939).

"Show me the money!"
~ Rod Tidwell (played by Cuba Gooding, Jr.) Jerry Maguire (1996).

"You can't handle the truth!"
~ Col. Nathan R. Jessep (played by Jack Nicholson) in A Few Good Men (1992).

"I'll be back."
~ Terminator (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) in The Terminator (1984).

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
~ Forrest Gump (played by Tom Hanks) in Forrest Gump (1994).

"My precious."
~ Gollum (played by Andy Serkis) in The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002).

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfu***r!"
~ John McLane (played by Bruce Willis) in Die Hard 1, 2, 3, 4.

"I'm king of the world!"
~ Jack Dawson (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) in Titanic (1997).

Note that those are only the best movie quotes from the film that we've seen, so you probably have a different choices.

Student - Teacher Interactions

2011-08-15T20:23:00.000+07:00

If you like to browse internet for humor and funny stuff, then you must have been familiar with all kind of funny answers on exams. It's a situation where student can't answer a question on exams, and instead leave the sheet blank, they write or draw ridiculous text and picture. We've posted this kind of funny answers on exams for several times now, including the one titled as Example of Bright Students.

Now, students are not the only side who love to playing around, but their teacher as well. When some children gave funny answers on exams, the teacher also gave funny note and marking when they return the test's result. Check out the pics below:

Obviously Not a Geek

2011-07-25T14:54:00.000+07:00

Have you read our older post about stupid PC costumer? For those who're familiar with the tech world, or even called themselves geek, those kind of honest mistakes seem to be impossible to happen. But hey, there are a lot of people out there that have "real life" and not depend on computer, internet, and social networks. Those are the kind of people that rarely touch a PC, or just once in a while, when they really need it.

These are another collection of true story about "stupid" PC user. Well, probably not all were true, but at least these are make sense:

Long Password

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT by the bank, they found that Rick was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon

When they asked me why Rick had such a long password, he replied:
''Are you frickn' stupid? I was told that my password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital!''

Overheard in a computer shop:
Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please."
Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"

A friend once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when he was finished with it, because the sender needed to keep it.

Computer Problem

Ted had a computer problem yesterday, so he called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Ted called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

Ted didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T errors before?
'No,' Ted replied.

‘Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So Ted wrote down:

ID10T

Ted used to like Eric, the little b*stard.

Creative Photography Ads by Clive Stewart

2011-07-20T12:09:00.004+07:00

Photography for advertisements are very different from the one for news or arts. Ads photos must be more creative, and then combined with photo editor software to produces some eye catching and funny images. One of the best names in creative photography is Clive Stewart, who lives in Johannesburg, South Africa. With over 20 years of experience in advertising photography, Clive Stewart works for many companies like Coca-Cola, Axe, Apple, BMW, Toyota, Duracell, Energizer, and many more.

Check out some example of Clive Stewart creative photograph

If Cartoon Characters on Real Life

2011-07-09T15:39:00.005+07:00

Who's your favorite cartoon characters? Maybe from comic books like Asterix, Donald Duck, or Pinocchio? Or the ones from animation films such as Nemo, Homer Simpson, or Shrek? Whichever it is, do you ever wonder how if your fictional heroes are living on the real world? What seem impossible can be manifested into a cool photos with some helps from Photoshop. Check out these cool pics of when cartoon characters are on the real-life background:

Source credit: http://www.typografikos.com/2011/07/cartoons_07.html#en

Best Quotes from Lost TV Series

2011-07-04T13:54:00.004+07:00

Lost television series has ended its six and final season about a year ago. Fans still remember this show as one of the best TV series of all time. Lost is not just favored by sci-fi fans, as its story also has drama, romance, mythology, faith, mystery, and action elements. The script and dialogues also well written, thus produce some memorable quotes.

These are some of the best quotes from Lost TV series:

"Don't tell me what I can and can't do!"
- John Locke

"Crazy people don't think they're going crazy. They think they're getting saner."
- John Locke

"A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going."
- John Locke

"Do not mistake coincidence for fate."
- Mr. Eko

"I'll see you in another life, brother."
- Desmond Hume

"It doesn't matter what we do. Whatever happened, happened."
- Daniel Faraday

Ana: "When I say move, you move. When I say stop, you stop. When I say jump, what do you say?"
Sawyer: "You First!"

"I'm a complex guy, sweetheart."
- Sawyer

Libby: "(After she has kissed Hurley) And that...was real."
Hurley: "Maybe you should do it again, just to be sure."

Ben: "Do you believe in God, Jack?"
Jack: "Do you?"
Ben: "Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky... and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is."

"Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell's going on."
- Kate Austen

Kate: "I'm sorry I kissed you."
Jack: "I'm not."

"We either live together.... or die alone."
- Jack Shephard

"If I never meet you... then I never have to lose you."
- Juliet Burke (played by Elizabeth Mitchell)

"...and just because we love each other doesn't mean that we're meant to be together..."
- Juliet Burke

Sawyer: So, are you screwing Jack yet?
Juliet: No, are you?

"(in Korean) She's a woman, she knows"
- Sun

Ben: Because he is the only one that will have me.
Ilana: I'll have you.

Above quotes are just few examples. Do you know that there are even a websites out there that the main content is only the quotes from Lost? Scary, huh?

Sacramento Bankruptcy Attorney

2011-06-25T19:37:00.002+07:00

Having a debt in not fun, but sometimes necessary. Usually, side that need the high amount loans are a person or a company who want to either save or expand their business. Unfortunately, sometimes their venture flop, which resulting of the inability to pay their debt. This is the time where they as the debtor to declare bankruptcy.

Bankruptcy, also known as insolvency, is a legal status of a person or an organization that cannot repay the debts it owes to its creditors. Declare bankruptcy is a complicated legal process, and sometimes a person is confused about the terms and time to file it.

As consumer debt has skyrocketed to over $3 Trillion, many believe the only way out from under the mountain of bills is to declare bankruptcy. But is it right for you? Many myths persist to misinform the public.

“Probably the worst myth about bankruptcy is that you need to be flat broke before you should file,” says Sacramento bankruptcy attorney Gerald B. Glazer. “It is not good to wait until creditors are knocking on your door,” according to Glazer. Planning can prepare you for a bankruptcy that causes the least amount of financial disruption.

If you ever got yourself in a difficult situation with your debt, don't forget to consult an experienced lawyer. Gerald B. Glazer is a Sacramento bankruptcy attorney who already in this business for twenty-five years.

Sports Also Have Jokes

2011-06-21T13:43:00.000+07:00

Ice Hockey's Field

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice."

The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, "As I said before, there are no fish under the ice."

The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can't see a single soul. He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish.

Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three times now. There are no fish!"

The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice, "How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?"

"No", the voice replied. "I am the manager of this hockey rink."

Team's Mascot

A championship football team was away playing in the country. After the match, the bus they were travelling in was involved in a serious accident. The driver, the coach and all the players were killed. The only survivor was the mascot - a chimpanzee.

Soon after the disaster, investigators came to determine the cause of the accident. They were interviewing the chimp, who was giving his answers in sign language

"Just before the crash, what was the driver doing?" The chimp made signs to show drinking and smoking.

"And what was the coach doing before the crash?" More signs of drinking and smoking.

"Then what was the rest of the team doing?" Actions of drinking, smoking and general carry on.

"This is terrible. They must have been having some kind of party on the bus. And what about you? What were you doing just before the crash?" The chimp made actions like driving a bus.

Batman Can Be Funny Too

2011-06-12T04:39:00.000+07:00

We always think Batman as the most unique superhero ever, due to the fact that he doesn't have any super power. The man behind Batman costume, Bruce Wayne, is a billionaire, in which he can create various gadgets and cool devices to help him fighting the villains. Bruce Wayne character is a stand-up and serious guy, thus makes Batman one of the superheroes who often becomes object of a funny cartoon and caricature.

Below are some compilation of Batman funny cartoons:

Hilarious Website's URL

2011-06-06T15:31:00.000+07:00

If you're a blogger or webmaster, then you'd probably know how difficult is to find a domain names nowadays. Most of the short-tailed URLs are already belong to someone else, while the rest are parked by domain buyers to be sold in crazy prices. But is that an excuse to get yourself a ridiculous URL? These company probably didn't realize when they purchased their domain for the first time, but what appeared to be a good URL that suits their company's name, can be misspelled wrong. Fatally wrong!

Check out these domains and you can see how bad are these URLs when they're misspelled. When this article was written, all of these websites are still live. Don't worry, you can visit them if you wish! Their contents are safe for work, unlike the URL.

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always ipanywhere.com

I "P" anywhere

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, speedofart.com

10. Get the latest collection of hit songs in mp3shits.com

Albert Einstein Funny Quotes on Love and Life

2011-06-02T19:24:00.003+07:00

People has known Albert Einstein as a physicist, but they often wonder why there are so many funny Einstein quotes, or Einstein quotes on love, life, or even religion. Well, if we check sample from the past, many great scientists are actually a great philosopher too, namely Plato, Hippocrates, or Archimedes. Great thinker probably see the world different than us "common people", that's why they have a lot of saying in the form of quotes.

So, check out these best Einstein funny quotes, on love, on life, on God, and on religion.

Albert Einstein Funny Quotes

"Intellectuals solve problem, geniuses prevent them."

"An empty stomach is not a good political adviser."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

Albert Einstein Quotes on Life

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"There are two ways to live your life - one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle."

Albert Einstein Quotes on Religion and God

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."

Albert Einstein Quotes on Love

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"

Apart form those funny Einstein quotes above, the German physicist still has many more best quotes. You can find on the internet about the other Einstein quotes on life or on love. Meanwhile, don't forget to read the article on the reason behind Albert Einstein's tongue picture.

Ask and Google will Give The Answer

2011-05-30T04:36:00.000+07:00

Google is the most used search engine on the web world, but is it always give a satisfactory results? Moreover, if you can judge a person's personality by how he/she answers a question, apparently you can also judge Google by how it answer some questions. Check these out:

Google is envious to competitor

Google is not a Republican

Google Doesn't Understand Itself

Google is Pervert

Google is Humorous

Note that a search by Google is determined by numerous factors at the specific time, so the search results are probably different when you try to enter the same keywords as above.