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Hilarious Movie Poster Parodies

2012-08-27T21:27:00.002+07:00

Have you been bored with the lack of creativity of recent Hollywood's movies? Well, some people might've the same thought, that's why they created hilarious movie poster parodies to mock Hollywood's products. I don't know about you, but I personally think that some of the movie poster remakes below would make a great film, which probably better than the original film.

So, here are 20 hilarious movie poster parodies:

Things Men Want Women to Know

2012-08-23T14:46:00.002+07:00

Back again with another romance tips. After previous post for guys about What Women Want in a Man, now it's the girls turn with Things that Men Want Women to Know. Well, men are not as complicated as women, but it doesn't mean that they're less sensitive. Many relationships were broken just because women don't understand some simple stuffs about men. For you girls, here are some of the examples of things that your guys want you to know:

His Thoughts

Sometimes, men are not thinking about you. Live with it.
No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is a loser!
Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
Don't ask him what he's thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
It's not funny that after you rip out his heart, stick it down his throat and then still want to be friends.

Food

The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.
If you're cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: meat, fried, beer, and red.
If your man is cooking a special dinner for you, no matter how feeble (ie: Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
Never buy a 'new' brand of beer or cigarette because 'it was on sale.'

Manhood

Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny. Seriously.
Don't make him hold your purse in the mall. It does something to his manhood.
Shopping is not a sport and not fascinating. Ever.
Dog is good. Cat is bad. Period.
Do not question a man's innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
If it itches, it will be scratched. Men do that.

Communication

If he sees you in the morning and at night, why call him at work?
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect him to act like soap opera guys.
Silence does not need to be filled.
"Fine." is not an acceptable way to end an argument.
If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to (question such "Am I fat?").
Ask for what you want. Let him be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
Your (select appropriate item:) butt/boobs/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking.
His (select appropriate item:) bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute.

Sex

PMS is not an excuse.
If you want a satisfying sex life, you will never fake an orgasm. Ever.
When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking (unless the answer is YES!).
Of course size matters, and boy does he have the grandaddy of them all.

At Home

If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
If he has to sit through "Titanic", you have to sit through "Showgirls".
No, you can't have the remote control.

Now, the above stuffs are only meant as a joke, even though some of them have proven to be right. For you who want a serious advice about how to maintain your relationship and improve your love-life, you should read The Women Men Adore, a book by relationship coach Bob Grant. If you want to know the review of this book, you can read it here.

This e-book is basically contains information about what men really seek in a woman, how to understand men, common mistakes by women, and how to make a man unable to resist you. So, if you're a woman who want to keep dating/marrying to the same man, you definitely should read The Women Men Adore!

What Women Want in A Man

2012-08-10T15:35:00.000+07:00

Did you ever wonder why you're still single? Or do you worry that you don't have the "qualities" that women looked for in a man? Well, although it's impossible to understand women's mind, it's actually not that hard to know what women want in a man. Below if a list of some qualities that a man should have, which change as they grow older, as described by typical women:

What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 20s):

1. Handsome.
2. Charming.
3. Promising career.
4. A caring listener.
5. Witty.
6. In good shape.
7. Dresses with style.
8. Appreciates finer things.
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
10. An imaginative, romantic lover, good kisser.

What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 30s):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head).
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
3. Financially successful.
4. Listens more than talks.
5. Laughs at their jokes.
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease.
7. Owns at least one tie.
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal.
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries.
10. Seeks romance at least once a week, kiss passionately.

What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 40s):

1. Not too ugly (and not completely bald).
2. Doesn't drive off until they're in the car.
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally.
4. Nods head when they're talking.
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes.
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture.
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach.
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids.
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down.
10. Shaves most weekends, kiss occasionally.

What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 50s):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed.
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public.
3. Doesn't borrow money too often.
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when they're venting.
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times.
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends.
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear.
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner.
9. Remembers their name on occasion.
10. Shaves some weekends, breath doesn't stink when kissing.

What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 60s):

1. Doesn't scare small children.
2. Remembers where bathroom is.
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep.
4. Only snores lightly when asleep.
5. Remembers why he's laughing.
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself.
7. Usually wears clothes.
8. Likes soft foods.
9. Remembers where he left his teeth.
10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

What Women Want in a Man, Final List (age 70+):

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Remembers where he lives.

Funny Poems for Valentine's Day

2012-08-08T15:52:00.000+07:00

Valentine's Day that goes every February 14 is always associated with celebration of love. Unfortunately, not everyone is thought the same. Those who still single, just had a break up, or having a bad relationship will mourn even more during Valentine. One of the best ways to express feeling about Valentine, and your "beloved" one, is by writing a poem. Let's check out some bitter, yet funny, poems about Valentine and love below:

Some girls don't need flowers from their man,
Some girls complain chocolates make them fat,
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!

I am your mystery valentine,

Your secret admirer.

I'm rich, good-looking, sexy,

And a compulsive liar.

Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it's a byte or a bit.

Facebook says I'm single

But that's not really true.

My heart belongs to someone,

And that someone is you.

We'd make a great couple,

Jealous folk would hate us,

So please give me a reason

To update my status.

I said to you, "Oh, please be mine;
Be mine forever, Valentine."
I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.

I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
I'd probably have fled instead.

I have something to say that I

Hope won't go to your head.

You're handsome, witty, charming,

And very good in bed.

Won't you be mine you whine
But I decline your valentine

Your hairline is divine
But I decline your valentine

You're no genuine swine
But I decline your valentine

Oh fine, we'll dine at nine
But to be most sincere my dear
You can't buy me love any time of the year.

My love told me to be more romantic
And to book a table for Valentine's Day
When we arrived at the fancy hall
I can tell you there was all hell to pay

Last Valentine, when I stopped by early,
It was much worse than my fear.
For my best friend’s car was in the front.
And he was in the rear.

Take me somewhere nice tonight

We'll have a cosy chat,

Any place that doesn't ask,

'Do you want any fries with that?'

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
This is my heart, you broke it in two.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
This is what i have to say, you suck I hate you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I would rather die then sleep with you.

Asian Girls without Makeup

2012-02-25T14:25:00.006+07:00

Many male worldwide admire Asian girls, and even having a dream of dating or marrying one. They especially love girls from Eastern Asian, such as China, Japan, and Korea, as women from those countries usually have a very white and smooth skin, which make them look like a doll.

Well, sometimes thing is not like what it seems, and looks can be deceiving. Take a look at some pictures of Asian girls with and without makeups below, and now you must think twice before meeting Asian women after interested with their photos at Facebook or dating sites!

So, you've seen how makeups and cosmetics (added with a little Photoshop too?) can change an "ordinary" girls to look like Asian models. Now, how about the real Asian celebrities? Do they really beautiful without their makeups? Check them out:

Elly Tran Ha, Vietnamese Model

Gong Li, Chinese International Actress

Katrina Halili, 2006 & 2007 Sexiest Woman of FHM Philippines

Baby Margaretha, Indonesian Model and Internet Queen

Lin Chi-Ling, Taiwanese Model and Actress

Miyabi, Japanese Adult Video Star

Zhang Ziyi, Chinese International Actress

Katrina Kaif, Most Searched Bollywood Girl on the Internet

So, how do you think about those Asian girls, celebs or not, without makeup? Do they really naturally beautiful? By the way, don't think of me as a racist here just because I've only noted Asian girls without makeup, as I've already posted Hollywood celebs without makeups a while ago.

Hotel's Clerk Jokes

2012-01-23T19:10:00.005+07:00

If you search information about travel tips anywhere, you can always find some guides about hotel and lodging. It's pretty understandable, as staying in bad hotel can ruin the whole traveling experience, whether if someone is on vacation or business trip.

Now, even when you're staying at a luxury suite of a five-stars hotel, bad moments still can happen, especially regarding the hotel's services. Below are some jokes about argumentation between travelers and hotel's clerks, which obviously not based on a real experience.

Wake-Up Call

One night at an economy motel, a guest ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, he woke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30.

"Good morning," a young man said. "This is your wake-up call."

Annoyed, he let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6!, what if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?"

"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-dollar deal to close, you wouldn't have been staying in this motel, would you?"

One-Night Rate

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to settle the bill and were surprised to find they owe $3000.

"How's this? We've only been here one night!" the man was annoyed.

"So?", said the manager, "this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis courts, swimming pools, exercise rooms, bars and restaurants, all this is very expensive to keep up."

"But we didn't use any of these!" explained the couple.

"If you didn't use - that's your problem," came the reply.

"In that case, you owe me $2000. You see, my wife is a call girl who charges $5000 a night, so please settle your bill," said the man. "What do you mean?" the manager was taken off guard, "I didn't sleep with your wife!"

"If yo u didn't use - that's your problem!"

Dog is Allowed

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

Traveler's Wife

A traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room for the night."

Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!"

"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."

20 Funny Fortune Cookie Messages

2011-12-23T13:15:00.005+07:00

If you live in America, I believe that you have been familiar with fortune cookie. It's a crisp cookie that often served as dessert in Chinese restaurants in the US. There's nothing special about its taste, people love this food because it contains hidden message wrapped inside the cookie. The messages can be in the form of quotes, riddles, Chinese wisdom words, lucky numbers, and sometimes just funny sentences without meaning.

Images below are 20 examples of funny fortune cookie messages:

So, have you ever found funny fortune cookie messages such as those in the images? Anyway, if you're interested to make your own fortune cookie, it's not that difficult. Check it out at Chinese Food Recipes site, and surprise your friends with your own "weird" sayings!

Basketball is a Tough Sport!

2011-11-16T13:39:00.004+07:00

In America, a mother probably told her son to play basketball instead of American football or ice hockey. The last two sports are known for their brutality and full-body contact, while basketball is considered more friendly. Is it? Apparently not, especially in the NBA. When ten big brawny men standing in the same court to chase one small ball, "accidents" always occur. Take a look at the pictures of some NBA funny moments in this post!

Meanwhile, if you love NBA, there's a bad news. Due to the unresolved lockout between players and club owners regarding revenue sharing, the 2011-2012 NBA season is threatened to be cancelled.

Well, probably it's time to watch NCAA instead, while waiting the lockout ended. Visit Ticketamerica.com if you want to get Arizona State Sun Devils mens basketball tickets, Arizona Wildcats mens basketball tickets, California Golden Bears mens basketball tickets and all other NCAA basketball seating and information.

"Your big body doesn't scare me!"

"This is a fade-away jump, you sucker"

"Come back here!"

"Bulls-eye!"

"Heads-up"

"Ouuch...."

"You dunk the ball, I dunk yours"

"Hi-yaaah!"

"Karate Kobe?"

"Please, don't hurt me!"

"Mama was right, I should took the dance class instead."

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Free Online Dating Tips

2011-11-13T12:57:00.003+07:00

With the advancement of Internet technology, the world is becoming one smaller place, as we can connect with people from various countries with just a single click. This also opens a new possibility in love life, as we can make a relationship with someone new, whether the individual lives around us or thousand miles abroad. So, if you can't meet enough people in real life, you'd probably consider a possibility to find love on cyberspace, by join online dating site.

Online dating is a dating system which allows individuals, couples and groups to make contact and communicate with each other over the Internet, usually with the objective of developing a personal, romantic, or sexual relationship. There are both paid and free dating sites on the Internet, but since love is supposed to be free, why bother with the paid one, right?

These are some useful tips if you want to find a good free dating site, and how to make more friends from such sites:

Make sure that it's really free. Many dating sites only provide free registration, but when you find someone really interesting and want to see the individual's photos or contact the person, the sites will charge you for full membership plan! LuvFree.com is one of the examples of free dating site that offers 100% free dating services without any hidden charges. Try it!
Decide your geographical target. There are basically two types of dating site regarding to geo targeting. They are the ones that have a regional or country based members, or universal sites with worldwide members. So, it's up to you whether you want to limit your option to one area only, or open up a possibility of finding perfect mate from a place that you never even heard before.
Beware of scam. This is probably the biggest downside of free online dating. As member can register without paying, there's a big possibility that some people upload fake profiles and photos, whether just for fun or want to make money by deceiving someone else. You need to be careful with a dating services that only contain so much attractive men and women. It's impossible for a dating site to have more handsome and beautiful members than a modelling agencies, right?
Write an honest profile. If you don't want to be scammed, than you can't fool someone else either. Be truthful with your profile, and upload photos that really yours (a little Photoshop won't hurt though...).
Be active. Just because you write a poetic introduction and upload your best photogenic side, don't mean that people will start to contact you and want to be your friend. Email other members, join chat rooms, send virtual kiss, write a blog's entry are some tools provided by www.LuvFree.com that you can use to show yourself to the other members.
Be patient. Sometimes they aren't as pretty as the photos, sometimes they have a bad personality, sometimes they look perfect, but you just don't "click" with them. As in real life, finding friends and love in cyberspace also need patience.

That's all for free online dating tips. You can try to register at www.luvfree.com for a good and trustworthy online dating service with tens of thousands of members which easily connect the world. For example, if you live in Texas, finding a date from Asian or European countries would be as simple as dating in Houston! Register now, and don't worry, they're absolutely and 100% free!

Halloween Costume Cartoons

2011-11-05T20:41:00.002+07:00

It's probably a little late due to my tight schedule, but it's still in Halloween atmosphere, right? One most known tradition of Halloween is to dressed scary and go to costume party, or walk from house to house to do trick-or-treat activity for children. Now I present you some of funny cartoons about Halloween costume, hope you enjoy it!

The Real Meaning of Rejection Lines

2011-10-25T13:45:00.006+07:00

I'm still single (at least when this article was written) and don't know much about love (as it is complicated). Nonetheless, I would still try to post about relationship advice once in awhile, as good love life is one of the keys of being fun and enjoy our life.

A while ago, I've posted about foolish pickup lines, which are useful (or dreadful?) to open conversation with a hot stranger. Now, there are usually a common rejection lines that used to repel someone (which you don't like) that makes a move on you. These rejection lines are subtle, because they have the intention not to hurt or offend someone's feeling. However, they are actually have a hidden meaning behind them, which are different based on whether a man or a woman who's saying them.

These are the real meaning of rejection lines, when they are said by women:

10. I think of you as a brother.
Meaning: You remind me of my ugly, nerd, pervert, and annoying brother.

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Meaning: I'll introduce you to my mother instead.

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Meaning: I'm not attracted to you in any way you ugly dork.

07. My life is too complicate right now.
Meaning: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

06. I've got a boyfriend.
Meaning: Who's really my male cat and a bunch of relationship articles in magazine.

05. I don't date men where I work.
Meaning: Hey pal, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building!

04. It's not you, it's me.
Meaning: It's not me, it's you.

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
Meaning: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

02. I'm celibate.
Meaning: I've sworn off ONLY the men like you.

01. Let's be friends.
Meaning: I want you to stay around to listen to my problems, and buy me dinner and clothes, but I don't wanna have sex with you!

Guys, now you know what's on a girl's mind when she rejects you.

These are the real meaning of rejection lines, when they are said by men:

10. I think of you as a sister.
Meaning: You're ugly!

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Meaning: You're ugly!

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Meaning: You're ugly!

07. My life is too complicate right now.
Meaning: You're ugly!

06. I've got a girlfriend.
Meaning: You're ugly!

05. I don't date women where I work.
Meaning: You're ugly!

04. It's not you, it's me.
Meaning: It's not me, it's you.

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
Meaning: You're ugly!

02. I'm celibate.
Meaning: You're ugly!

01. Let's be friends.
Meaning: Does anyone even uglier than you??

Steve Jobs Famous Quotes

2011-10-14T13:54:00.003+07:00

Steve Jobs has passed away on October 5, 2011, which suspected because of his pancreatic cancer. You must have been familiar with Apple Inc. and all their products, which include MacBook, iPod, iPad, and iPhone. However, I don't think that those gadgets are Steve Jobs most precious legacies. Instead, I choose his brilliant and revolutionary mind as the things that made this world a brighter place.

As an attribute to the Apple Inc. co-founder and former CEO, now I post some of Steve Jobs inspirational and famous quotes, which most of them perfectly describe his vision.

"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works."

"I want to put a ding in the universe."

"Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower."

"Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations."

"Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me … Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful… that’s what matters to me."

"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?"

"I’ve always wanted to own and control the primary technology in everything we do."

"We don’t get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life. Life is brief, and then you die, you know? And we’ve all chosen to do this with our lives. So it better be damn good. It better be worth it."

"That’s been one of my mantras — focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it’s worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains."

"I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go do something else wonderful, not dwell on it for too long. Just figure out what’s next."

R.I.P and Good Job Steve Jobs (1955-2011)!

Cartoon Characters - Celebrities Look A Like

2011-09-18T20:39:00.005+07:00

Who do you defines as celebrity? Actor and actress, model, singer, athlete, and presenter must be on top of your list. Then how about cartoon characters? Why don't consider them as celebrities too, especially because a lot of them have a resemblance look with our favorite public figures.

See these below pictures of some celebrities and cartoon characters look-a-like. This is another proof, besides Celebrities without Makeups, that celebs are not all beautiful and glamor.

Rihanna - Woody Woodpecker

Mr. Slave - Freddy Mercury

Madonna - Skeletor

Dennis Franz - Carl

Cleveland - Jesse Jackson

Some girl - Butthead

Glen Quagmire - Bob Hope

Bill Murray - Papa Smurf

Anderson Varejao - Sideshow Bob

Lion O - Carrot Top

Feel free to add in the comment if you've got another idea of cartoon character - celebrity look a like.

Hard Riddles or Silly Riddles?

2011-09-16T19:12:00.002+07:00

I'm a full-time blogger who spend a lot of time in front of the computer. During stressful day, I love to search for funny or hard riddles, to refresh my mind but also keeps it sharp at the same time. A while ago, I found couples of intriguing puzzles, which some people might consider it hard, while the others probably say they're just plain silly. For me, there's always simple answer for every difficult problems.

So, try not to think to hard and you'll be able to answer these riddles just fine:

Riddle #1

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in a minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

Riddle #2

Angry and hungry are two words that end in '-gry'.
There are three words in the English language.
What is the third word?
Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day.
Look closely and I have already given you the third word.
What is it?

Bart Simpson Blackboard

2011-09-11T12:59:00.036+07:00

Who doesn't familiar with The Simpsons animated television series? It was first aired on 17 December 1989 on 20th Century Fox TV, and has broadcast 22 seasons with 486 episodes. Season 23 will start airing on September 25, 2011.

From the Simpsons family, we've already posted about Homer Simpson quotes and the sexy Marge Simpson. Now it's time to introduce their first child, Bart Simpson.

If you follow this animated sitcom, you must recognize from the opening title that Bart Simpson always get punished to write in the blackboard. The unique thing is, he always gets different punishment from various trouble that he made. Try to browse "Bart Simpson blackboard" on search engine, and you'll find a site that its content are only the pics of Bart's punishment writing, complete from season 1 to 22, with all 486 episodes!

We won't post all Bart Simpson blackboard writing here, just some of the funniest ones. Enjoy!

20 Hilarious Toilet Signs

2011-09-05T14:04:00.005+07:00

When making public toilet, the building owner usually doesn't really care about creating an extraordinary sign. The important thing is that the visitor can differentiate between the ladies and the gents signs on the toilet doors. However, some places still love the idea of creating a funny and hilarious toilet signs, which you can see below:

Guys, Never Do These Things to Girls!

2011-09-04T13:58:00.003+07:00

It's been a while since we gave relationship tips for guys, so now we're back with 20 things that you should never do to your girl. As we always said, having a healthy and passionate relationship is one important key to have fun and enjoy your life, thus should be wrote in this blog.

Last time we gave you tips about first date conversation topics, have you tried it? If so, then you must be enjoying your beautiful time with her right now. So, it's time to bring your game to the next level by never doing something that will upset her. Here are 20 things that you should never do to your girl:

Make fun of her hair, face, body, clothes.
Overuse sarcasm. Girls love men with sense of joke, it's true, but not the ones with sarcasm as their second language.
Flirt with other girls. It doesn't make them want you more, it makes them angry.
Hang out with other girls. It's just men's nature to be untrustworthy.
Talk about other girls. If you say other is beautiful, hot, and kind, she will think you as a pervert and womanizer. If you say other is ugly, she will think you as shallow and mean.
Talk about her exes. If you say something nice, she will assume you similar to her ex. If you say something bad, she will assume you will say the same thing about her to someone else.
Cheat. You'll never get away with this one.

Never!
Lie. Girls have sixth sense to detect any kind of lie. You WILL get caught.
Make promise yo can't keep. If you can't follow it, don't say it.
Say "I love you" when you don't mean it. Imagine your girl 30 years older or 30 kg heavier. If that don't bother you, then you really love her.
Deny things that are true. In any circumstances, girls hate it when you say they're wrong, and even more furious if they're actually on the right side.
Blame her or make it looks like her fault. Didn't I already say that girls are hate to be on the guilty side (especially if they're not)?
Ask why she's mad at you. If you want to apologize, just say it without self defense. There's always a reason why she's mad.
Make excuses. Again, apologize is apologize. No need to put sorry reason behind it.
Tell her she's overreacting. Well, if you think that she isn't mad enough, wait until you say that she's overreacting.
Talk to her when you're mad. There's big chance that you'll say something that you'll regret it (forever).
Pressure her. If she wants to do something, she will (without you even asking).
Say bad things behind her back. As always, she WILL eventually hear it.
Be a jerk in front of her friends. They might think it's funny, but she will not.
Joke about breaking-up. You'll be single before she knows that you're kidding.

Some of the Best Quotes from Movie

2011-08-21T15:19:00.001+07:00

The best movies always come with the best quotes. Sometimes it's about love, humor, sarcasm, and expression. These are 15 of the best movie quotes ever. They are good not necessarily because of the meaning of the words, but also because how the actors said it and the situation when they said it. So, if you haven't seen the movies yet, you probably won't get the meaning of these quotes.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
~ Rhett Butler (played by Clark Gable) in Gone with the Wind (1939).

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
~ Don Vito Corleone (played by Marlon Brando) in The Godfather (1972).

"Go ahead, make my day."
~ Harry Callahan (played by Clint Eastwood) in Sudden Impact (1983).

"May the Force be with you."
~ Han Solo (played by Harrison Ford) in Star Wars IV: A New Hope.

"You talkin' to me?"
~ Travis Bickle (played by Robert De Niro) in Taxi Driver (1976).

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
~ Jennifer Cavilleri Barrett (played by Ali MacGraw) in Love Story (1970).

"Bond. James Bond."
~ James Bond (played by Sean Connery) in Dr. No (1962).

"There's no place like home."
~ Dorothy Gale (played by Judy Garland) in The Wizard of Oz (1939).

"Show me the money!"
~ Rod Tidwell (played by Cuba Gooding, Jr.) Jerry Maguire (1996).

"You can't handle the truth!"
~ Col. Nathan R. Jessep (played by Jack Nicholson) in A Few Good Men (1992).

"I'll be back."
~ Terminator (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) in The Terminator (1984).

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
~ Forrest Gump (played by Tom Hanks) in Forrest Gump (1994).

"My precious."
~ Gollum (played by Andy Serkis) in The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002).

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfu***r!"
~ John McLane (played by Bruce Willis) in Die Hard 1, 2, 3, 4.

"I'm king of the world!"
~ Jack Dawson (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) in Titanic (1997).

Note that those are only the best movie quotes from the film that we've seen, so you probably have a different choices.

Student - Teacher Interactions

2011-08-15T20:23:00.000+07:00

If you like to browse internet for humor and funny stuff, then you must have been familiar with all kind of funny answers on exams. It's a situation where student can't answer a question on exams, and instead leave the sheet blank, they write or draw ridiculous text and picture. We've posted this kind of funny answers on exams for several times now, including the one titled as Example of Bright Students.

Now, students are not the only side who love to playing around, but their teacher as well. When some children gave funny answers on exams, the teacher also gave funny note and marking when they return the test's result. Check out the pics below:

Obviously Not a Geek

2011-07-25T14:54:00.000+07:00

Have you read our older post about stupid PC costumer? For those who're familiar with the tech world, or even called themselves geek, those kind of honest mistakes seem to be impossible to happen. But hey, there are a lot of people out there that have "real life" and not depend on computer, internet, and social networks. Those are the kind of people that rarely touch a PC, or just once in a while, when they really need it.

These are another collection of true story about "stupid" PC user. Well, probably not all were true, but at least these are make sense:

Long Password

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT by the bank, they found that Rick was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon

When they asked me why Rick had such a long password, he replied:
''Are you frickn' stupid? I was told that my password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital!''

Overheard in a computer shop:
Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please."
Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"

A friend once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when he was finished with it, because the sender needed to keep it.

Computer Problem

Ted had a computer problem yesterday, so he called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Ted called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

Ted didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T errors before?
'No,' Ted replied.

‘Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So Ted wrote down:

ID10T

Ted used to like Eric, the little b*stard.

Creative Photography Ads by Clive Stewart

2011-07-20T12:09:00.004+07:00

Photography for advertisements are very different from the one for news or arts. Ads photos must be more creative, and then combined with photo editor software to produces some eye catching and funny images. One of the best names in creative photography is Clive Stewart, who lives in Johannesburg, South Africa. With over 20 years of experience in advertising photography, Clive Stewart works for many companies like Coca-Cola, Axe, Apple, BMW, Toyota, Duracell, Energizer, and many more.

Check out some example of Clive Stewart creative photograph

If Cartoon Characters on Real Life

2011-07-09T15:39:00.005+07:00

Who's your favorite cartoon characters? Maybe from comic books like Asterix, Donald Duck, or Pinocchio? Or the ones from animation films such as Nemo, Homer Simpson, or Shrek? Whichever it is, do you ever wonder how if your fictional heroes are living on the real world? What seem impossible can be manifested into a cool photos with some helps from Photoshop. Check out these cool pics of when cartoon characters are on the real-life background:

Source credit: http://www.typografikos.com/2011/07/cartoons_07.html#en

Best Quotes from Lost TV Series

2011-07-04T13:54:00.004+07:00

Lost television series has ended its six and final season about a year ago. Fans still remember this show as one of the best TV series of all time. Lost is not just favored by sci-fi fans, as its story also has drama, romance, mythology, faith, mystery, and action elements. The script and dialogues also well written, thus produce some memorable quotes.

These are some of the best quotes from Lost TV series:

"Don't tell me what I can and can't do!"
- John Locke

"Crazy people don't think they're going crazy. They think they're getting saner."
- John Locke

"A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going."
- John Locke

"Do not mistake coincidence for fate."
- Mr. Eko

"I'll see you in another life, brother."
- Desmond Hume

"It doesn't matter what we do. Whatever happened, happened."
- Daniel Faraday

Ana: "When I say move, you move. When I say stop, you stop. When I say jump, what do you say?"
Sawyer: "You First!"

"I'm a complex guy, sweetheart."
- Sawyer

Libby: "(After she has kissed Hurley) And that...was real."
Hurley: "Maybe you should do it again, just to be sure."

Ben: "Do you believe in God, Jack?"
Jack: "Do you?"
Ben: "Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky... and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is."

"Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell's going on."
- Kate Austen

Kate: "I'm sorry I kissed you."
Jack: "I'm not."

"We either live together.... or die alone."
- Jack Shephard

"If I never meet you... then I never have to lose you."
- Juliet Burke (played by Elizabeth Mitchell)

"...and just because we love each other doesn't mean that we're meant to be together..."
- Juliet Burke

Sawyer: So, are you screwing Jack yet?
Juliet: No, are you?

"(in Korean) She's a woman, she knows"
- Sun

Ben: Because he is the only one that will have me.
Ilana: I'll have you.

Above quotes are just few examples. Do you know that there are even a websites out there that the main content is only the quotes from Lost? Scary, huh?

Sacramento Bankruptcy Attorney

2011-06-25T19:37:00.002+07:00

Having a debt in not fun, but sometimes necessary. Usually, side that need the high amount loans are a person or a company who want to either save or expand their business. Unfortunately, sometimes their venture flop, which resulting of the inability to pay their debt. This is the time where they as the debtor to declare bankruptcy.

Bankruptcy, also known as insolvency, is a legal status of a person or an organization that cannot repay the debts it owes to its creditors. Declare bankruptcy is a complicated legal process, and sometimes a person is confused about the terms and time to file it.

As consumer debt has skyrocketed to over $3 Trillion, many believe the only way out from under the mountain of bills is to declare bankruptcy. But is it right for you? Many myths persist to misinform the public.

“Probably the worst myth about bankruptcy is that you need to be flat broke before you should file,” says Sacramento bankruptcy attorney Gerald B. Glazer. “It is not good to wait until creditors are knocking on your door,” according to Glazer. Planning can prepare you for a bankruptcy that causes the least amount of financial disruption.

If you ever got yourself in a difficult situation with your debt, don't forget to consult an experienced lawyer. Gerald B. Glazer is a Sacramento bankruptcy attorney who already in this business for twenty-five years.

Sports Also Have Jokes

2011-06-21T13:43:00.000+07:00

Ice Hockey's Field

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice."

The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, "As I said before, there are no fish under the ice."

The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can't see a single soul. He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish.

Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three times now. There are no fish!"

The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice, "How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?"

"No", the voice replied. "I am the manager of this hockey rink."

Team's Mascot

A championship football team was away playing in the country. After the match, the bus they were travelling in was involved in a serious accident. The driver, the coach and all the players were killed. The only survivor was the mascot - a chimpanzee.

Soon after the disaster, investigators came to determine the cause of the accident. They were interviewing the chimp, who was giving his answers in sign language

"Just before the crash, what was the driver doing?" The chimp made signs to show drinking and smoking.

"And what was the coach doing before the crash?" More signs of drinking and smoking.

"Then what was the rest of the team doing?" Actions of drinking, smoking and general carry on.

"This is terrible. They must have been having some kind of party on the bus. And what about you? What were you doing just before the crash?" The chimp made actions like driving a bus.