http://www.standupdad.net/My name is Gabriel Rutledge. I am a stand-up comic, a father of 3, and a husband of 1. And I have a blog.ennoreply@blogger.com (gabriel rutledge)Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:03:45 PSTBlogger http://www.blogger.com23611047.014718-122.8819http://www.gabrielrutledge.blogspot.comhttp://www.feedburner.com/fb/images/pub/fb_pwrd.gifgabrielrutledgehttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with Pageflakeshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~3/OK0dkWbG-6I/poop-and-farts.htmlpoopparentingdaughternoreply@blogger.com (gabriel rutledge)Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:03:45 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4700794952781715258.post-3621810120068853132012-02-11T16:03:45.514-08:000My daughter Maisy is a big shit talker right now. 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I know that's not a lot of... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6PCsJadr4pWQY306DzJHuGgqYgM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6PCsJadr4pWQY306DzJHuGgqYgM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6PCsJadr4pWQY306DzJHuGgqYgM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6PCsJadr4pWQY306DzJHuGgqYgM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=sxYB6d-hSlE:1Fqzf63SHxE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=sxYB6d-hSlE:1Fqzf63SHxE:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~4/sxYB6d-hSlE" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.standupdad.net/2012/01/id-like-to-de-ice-your-runway.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~3/86EmdthpnJY/special-needs-parable.htmlparentingbrothernoreply@blogger.com (gabriel rutledge)Sun, 15 Jan 2012 22:40:10 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4700794952781715258.post-50995066903787250812012-01-15T22:40:10.397-08:001My little brother Joel has Down Syndrome. Or is it Downs Syndrome? 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Tonight I do a... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F4VWyVaii3ZvD8FJ0FYO3_FQrY8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F4VWyVaii3ZvD8FJ0FYO3_FQrY8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F4VWyVaii3ZvD8FJ0FYO3_FQrY8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F4VWyVaii3ZvD8FJ0FYO3_FQrY8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=lllnLjQQraQ:_9H3AIhl20Y:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=lllnLjQQraQ:_9H3AIhl20Y:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~4/lllnLjQQraQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.standupdad.net/2012/01/stripper-buffet.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~3/sMXAih4yNZY/thin-blue-line.htmlparentingPOVERTYnoreply@blogger.com (gabriel rutledge)Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:13:18 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4700794952781715258.post-5787566075490961122011-12-30T00:13:18.043-08:000I was making a deposit at my bank two days ago. Fun fact! The poorer... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9ahShELD7LdhYCQJ-VGEHP1SZig/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9ahShELD7LdhYCQJ-VGEHP1SZig/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9ahShELD7LdhYCQJ-VGEHP1SZig/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9ahShELD7LdhYCQJ-VGEHP1SZig/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=sMXAih4yNZY:WQGCv0gh1SI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=sMXAih4yNZY:WQGCv0gh1SI:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~4/sMXAih4yNZY" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.standupdad.net/2011/12/thin-blue-line.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~3/mcmpGlikjFY/boobs.htmlboobscomedy showsnoreply@blogger.com (gabriel rutledge)Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:26:04 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4700794952781715258.post-63184354680456479892011-12-25T00:26:04.062-08:001Sometimes after a huge&nbsp;comedy star such as myself performs, an... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CzbFuk-UDInsDG2nCNwxkSNpJjQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CzbFuk-UDInsDG2nCNwxkSNpJjQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CzbFuk-UDInsDG2nCNwxkSNpJjQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CzbFuk-UDInsDG2nCNwxkSNpJjQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=mcmpGlikjFY:VUrGbJpSMm8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=mcmpGlikjFY:VUrGbJpSMm8:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~4/mcmpGlikjFY" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.standupdad.net/2011/12/boobs.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~3/C5h_B7zaKjA/santa.htmlparentingdaughterchristmasGodnoreply@blogger.com (gabriel rutledge)Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:26:34 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4700794952781715258.post-73448137821312384502011-12-10T15:26:34.648-08:000We don't believe in Santa in my house. Not after what he did to us... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hoLTumNvc_NHsQ7nSkw5inqeBhk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hoLTumNvc_NHsQ7nSkw5inqeBhk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hoLTumNvc_NHsQ7nSkw5inqeBhk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hoLTumNvc_NHsQ7nSkw5inqeBhk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=C5h_B7zaKjA:GUz2wFCtmcE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=C5h_B7zaKjA:GUz2wFCtmcE:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~4/C5h_B7zaKjA" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.standupdad.net/2011/12/santa.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~3/aKdt4hyQNXI/patrice.htmlPatrice O'nealdeathmitch hedbergnoreply@blogger.com (gabriel rutledge)Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:47:53 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4700794952781715258.post-18149728518731977732011-12-01T16:47:53.380-08:000Patrice O'Neal died a couple days ago.&nbsp;He was one of my favorite... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YJ_oNNl1i76UnIIe2F9mw7yCRrA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YJ_oNNl1i76UnIIe2F9mw7yCRrA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YJ_oNNl1i76UnIIe2F9mw7yCRrA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YJ_oNNl1i76UnIIe2F9mw7yCRrA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=aKdt4hyQNXI:r5Wa2H8cR3Q:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=aKdt4hyQNXI:r5Wa2H8cR3Q:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~4/aKdt4hyQNXI" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.standupdad.net/2011/12/patrice.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~3/3D3guai6Sro/manners.htmldaughtersicksonnoreply@blogger.com (gabriel rutledge)Sun, 27 Nov 2011 16:49:02 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4700794952781715258.post-24160718300132049442011-11-27T16:49:02.037-08:000Kid number 2 and I both have colds right now.&nbsp;So when she yells... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Mz8fEtsQ2CcYKFTsnFZiYsezEbY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Mz8fEtsQ2CcYKFTsnFZiYsezEbY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Mz8fEtsQ2CcYKFTsnFZiYsezEbY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Mz8fEtsQ2CcYKFTsnFZiYsezEbY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=3D3guai6Sro:hszqJwZD92I:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=3D3guai6Sro:hszqJwZD92I:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~4/3D3guai6Sro" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.standupdad.net/2011/11/manners.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~3/kcOdeGuTefk/lukewarm-springs.htmlbitchingcomedy showsoregonnoreply@blogger.com (gabriel rutledge)Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:55:59 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4700794952781715258.post-71019345494426397972011-11-16T23:55:59.649-08:000Did a show tonight at the Kah-Nee-Ta Resort and Casino in Warm... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k6tUY7tFpiJTkopC3ythsqBLoag/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k6tUY7tFpiJTkopC3ythsqBLoag/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k6tUY7tFpiJTkopC3ythsqBLoag/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k6tUY7tFpiJTkopC3ythsqBLoag/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=kcOdeGuTefk:l9bk0ZyLzhs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?a=kcOdeGuTefk:l9bk0ZyLzhs:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gabrielrutledge?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gabrielrutledge/~4/kcOdeGuTefk" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.standupdad.net/2011/11/lukewarm-springs.html