I flip-flopped over 10 years ago, as I experienced perpetual heating in you know where. There’s a reason why God intended our balls to be positioned ala alfresco - to keep the temperature cooler for the propagation of sperm. Now, stop pretending to be offended because it’s a fact and if you’re a dude, you should be heedful of it.

So, an advice from Gallivanter, switch to boxers and save your nuts!

Miss Earth 2009 Contestants

Surprisingly, from the faces that I clicked from the above list, Miss Indonesia and Miss Malaysia was in my selections. I don’t know if that does not say much about this year’s contestants. We’ll see. After loading up Miss Colombia, Miss Cuba and Miss Ecuador as well, I short-listed only 2 from the list, and it’s Indonesia vs Malaysia.

Miss Malaysia Earth 2009 - Madelyne Nandu

Miss Indonesia Earth 2009 - Nadine Zamira Sjarief

Okay, looking at them again, I take it back. Miss Earth is a poor alternative to Miss Universe.

Women on the other hand, NEEDS to be late, as late as possible! I’m not sure if they think it’s some sort of fashion to be late, so all eyes are on them when they make an entrance. This will always be one of the mysteries of life.

Men vs Women - Punctuality

It was an artistic revelation of Michael Jackson, a glowing testimonial to the King of Pop, and despite his physical frailness, his voice was astonishingly immaculate. If only this concert was actualized, it would’ve been the best show that we would’ve ever witnessed! I saw MJ 1996 in KL and to date it remains my favorite concert – damn I’m lucky!

I loved how “Thriller” and “Smooth Criminal” got a makeover. The movie evidences his vulnerable prowess, from grousing about his earpieces to conserving his voice. It testifies that MJ is only human, feeling eager about his earthshaking return. His rehearsals were extraordinary and the backup dancers were in a class of their own.

Michael Jackson’s lack of awareness of the recording makes it even better. The King of Pope exhibits that he is a pure perfectionist, being involved in each cue and musical arrangements. It is such a gloominess to see the footages, knowing that MJ was conserving his energy for the 50 date concert that never came.

“THIS IS IT” is for fans like me who will continue to listen to his music, and not for gossip-mongering retards. Although the “movie” kinda droops after a while due to its repetitiveness nature.

“You’ve got to let it simmer” – Michael Jackson

The most artistic moments were when he finishes his move and stands still with a saintly smile as the lights fade away. Ladies & Gentlemen, there will NEVER be another King of Pop, there will never be another person in this world who can unite us the way he did.

To Michael Jackson, you have been misunderstood and I hope this film gives your name the peace and respect it truly deserves.

OK, I can speak for men, our toilet visits are quick. We go in, do the business, and get out. Women though, of course, depending on who they go out with, it become an outing, talking about the various subjects.

I believe us men practice a set of unspoken rules of silence as a respect for personal space. Are we different or are we different?

Good thing my fiancée is an exception to the rule. To all you women, why do you like spending longer time than required in a place where the process of defecation and urination takes place?

The latest “trend” is the double-surnames, but I think it is not practical. Take for example, my future wife. If she adopted this approach, then she’d be introducing herself as Emelda Vincent-Gomez. 2 male names for a lady. I don’t think it sounds right.

Why are women so willing to give up their surnames? I think marriage is understood to be a new social status for them. I don’t think this applies to Islam for some reason I don’t know and don’t really care.

Do you lose your identity when you change your surname? Surely it is not convenient at all as you have to change a whole bunch of official documentation. Is it just a mindless tradition accepted by society?

For me, I don’t mind if Mel decides to maintain her status quo as Emelda Vincent, or decide to adopt my surname to become Emelda Gomez. To me, it’s just a name on paper as she will always be dear to me.

Women, what are your thoughts?