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text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RCBigBSN8uI/Tn-1j1uO3wI/AAAAAAAACA0/1r5LB9Nt8oc/s1600/Dorgas%255B2%255D.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RCBigBSN8uI/Tn-1j1uO3wI/AAAAAAAACA0/1r5LB9Nt8oc/s1600/Dorgas%255B2%255D.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-1608038085992924552?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RCBigBSN8uI/Tn-1j1uO3wI/AAAAAAAACA0/1r5LB9Nt8oc/s72-c/Dorgas%255B2%255D.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Rap dos Memes (Meme Version)</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/rap-dos-memes-meme-version.html</link><category>Memes</category><category>Videos</category><category>Humor</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 15:54:38 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-3918159789387075698</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="335" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N6vXTdfkqvY" width="600"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-3918159789387075698?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/N6vXTdfkqvY/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Satélite Finalmente Caiu</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/satelite-finalmente-caiu.html</link><category>Curiosidades</category><category>Texto</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 03:41:36 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-4903536752708401163</guid><description>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YxxeVxM8mkM/Tn2zY0Zg7zI/AAAAAAAACAs/lbUdvR5Mo3Q/s1600/satelite.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YxxeVxM8mkM/Tn2zY0Zg7zI/AAAAAAAACAs/lbUdvR5Mo3Q/s1600/satelite.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font: normal normal normal 1em/20px Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;O Satélite de Pesquisa da Alta Atmosfera (UARS, na sigla em inglês) entrou na atmosfera e caiu na Terra, confirmou a Nasa neste sábado (24). Por sua conta no Twitter, a agência espacial americana assegura que seus "restos caíram na Terra" entre 0h23 e 2h09 de Brasília, mas não detalha o local do impacto.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font: normal normal normal 1em/20px Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: right;"&gt;Fonte:&lt;a href="http://uol.com.br/"&gt;Uol&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font: normal normal normal 1em/20px Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="font: normal normal normal 1em/20px Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Segundo mensagens divulgadas do Twitter, mas ainda não confirmadas, algumas partes do satélite teriam caído na cidade canadense de Okotoks, no sul de Calgary. O UARS tem o tamanho de um ônibus e pesa mais de 5,5 toneladas, mas a Nasa voltou a insistir na sexta-feira (23) que o risco para a segurança das pessoas é "muito remoto".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"O satélite estava passando sobre Canadá e África, assim como sobre vastas zonas dos oceanos Pacífico, Atlântico e Índico", explica a Nasa. A agência espacial acrescenta que "o momento preciso da entrada na atmosfera e o local do impacto não são conhecidos com certeza".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A agência garante que desde o começo da era espacial não foi registrado nenhum caso de pessoa ferida por um objeto espacial, que desta vez tinha chance de um em 3,2 mil de atingir alguém. Os cientistas haviam calculado que o satélite se despedaçaria ao entrar na atmosfera e que pelo menos 26 grandes pedaços suportariam as altas temperaturas do reingresso e cairiam sobre a Terra.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-4903536752708401163?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YxxeVxM8mkM/Tn2zY0Zg7zI/AAAAAAAACAs/lbUdvR5Mo3Q/s72-c/satelite.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Matematica</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/matematica.html</link><category>Fotos Legendadas</category><category>Batman e Coringa</category><category>Humor</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 19:20:39 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-2648450792437409902</guid><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KRDw8PnWmz0/Tn0-Rl6s6nI/AAAAAAAACAo/phQgwBG0Y_Q/s1600/Batman+e+Coringa%255B5%255D.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KRDw8PnWmz0/Tn0-Rl6s6nI/AAAAAAAACAo/phQgwBG0Y_Q/s1600/Batman+e+Coringa%255B5%255D.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Sabia&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-2648450792437409902?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KRDw8PnWmz0/Tn0-Rl6s6nI/AAAAAAAACAo/phQgwBG0Y_Q/s72-c/Batman+e+Coringa%255B5%255D.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Magro Negro</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/magro-negro.html</link><category>Animes</category><category>Tirinhas</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 19:15:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-6549611520143464910</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7VT4P81Iu-c/Tns_izSCgyI/AAAAAAAACAk/dlPicSqFOT8/s1600/23.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Via:&lt;a href="http://random-leo.blogspot.com/"&gt;Random-Leo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-6549611520143464910?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7VT4P81Iu-c/Tns_izSCgyI/AAAAAAAACAk/dlPicSqFOT8/s72-c/23.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>FAIL C.Ronaldo</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/fail-cronaldo.html</link><category>Esportes</category><category>Videos</category><category>Humor</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 19:14:04 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-8205572366447746875</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="437" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FmL37CyM7tk" width="600"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-8205572366447746875?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/FmL37CyM7tk/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Vou Esperar[2]</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/vou-esperar2.html</link><category>Fotos Legendadas</category><category>Imagens</category><category>Humor</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:45:15 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-3064070310108970110</guid><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jbUuKo6GXaM/Tno-bkL62_I/AAAAAAAACAc/20_ZEEA1KHo/s1600/Vou+esperar%255B2%255D.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jbUuKo6GXaM/Tno-bkL62_I/AAAAAAAACAc/20_ZEEA1KHo/s1600/Vou+esperar%255B2%255D.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;LOL ele ta la até hoje -q&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-3064070310108970110?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jbUuKo6GXaM/Tno-bkL62_I/AAAAAAAACAc/20_ZEEA1KHo/s72-c/Vou+esperar%255B2%255D.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Minina do Anti-Virus</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/minina-do-anti-virus.html</link><category>Memes</category><category>Computador</category><category>Imagens</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:43:13 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-3890631956343798622</guid><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-H5taRre3_WQ/Tno-LSPLrRI/AAAAAAAACAY/Efe4ArLbe-M/s1600/MininaDoantivirus.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-H5taRre3_WQ/Tno-LSPLrRI/AAAAAAAACAY/Efe4ArLbe-M/s1600/MininaDoantivirus.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-3890631956343798622?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-H5taRre3_WQ/Tno-LSPLrRI/AAAAAAAACAY/Efe4ArLbe-M/s72-c/MininaDoantivirus.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total></item><item><title>Como ser um Troll</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/como-ser-um-troll.html</link><category>Memes</category><category>Troll</category><category>Texto</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:42:01 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-7253710452379418958</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KzVSdkyES0E/TnPhhjDZQqI/AAAAAAAAAaU/cm4xyoajhF4/s1600/sendoumtroll.PNG" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Via:&lt;a href="http://schoolatime.blogspot.com/"&gt;SchoolaTime&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-7253710452379418958?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KzVSdkyES0E/TnPhhjDZQqI/AAAAAAAAAaU/cm4xyoajhF4/s72-c/sendoumtroll.PNG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Tirinhas de Terça[16]</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/tirinhas-de-terca16.html</link><category>Tirinhas</category><category>Tirinhas De Terça</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:40:53 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-8553731804397590066</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img height="212" src="http://i.imgur.com/HLRR0.png" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Via:&lt;a href="http://samuelpaper.blogspot.com/"&gt;SamuelPaper&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1PyJg8mDdCE/Tnon_3R5TBI/AAAAAAAAAUc/BvNsXO3jBHY/s1600/tirinha0021.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Via:&lt;a href="http://raposaalada.blogspot.com/"&gt;RaposaAlada&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img alt="VivaIntensamenteLua.png" src="http://www.willtirando.com.br/imagens/VivaIntensamenteLua.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Via:&lt;a href="http://www.willtirando.com.br/"&gt;WillTirando&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0kWlVOQCr5k/TnZQ3ErEtDI/AAAAAAAAAlg/srUCNepVUuE/s1600/queimandogordura.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Via:&lt;a href="http://tirasdokalebe.blogspot.com/"&gt;TirasDoKalebe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lpmagal.com.br/animerda/fantira/986.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Via:&lt;a href="http://www.animerda.com/"&gt;Animerda&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-8553731804397590066?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1PyJg8mDdCE/Tnon_3R5TBI/AAAAAAAAAUc/BvNsXO3jBHY/s72-c/tirinha0021.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Briga Ao Vivo</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/briga-ao-vivo.html</link><category>Televisão</category><category>Videos</category><category>Briga</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:28:40 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-3891626418035792475</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="437" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Z4cHa7QH-ic" width="600"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-3891626418035792475?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/Z4cHa7QH-ic/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>O que você vai fazer na festa ?</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/o-que-voce-vai-fazer-na-festa.html</link><category>Tirinhas</category><category>Memes</category><category>Humor</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:46:02 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-8380909918114938515</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wF4_1MDR5nU/TnUBgC96xSI/AAAAAAAABjE/OTsFrKxipik/s1600/naomenti.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;Via:&lt;a href="http://www.jonasbrother.com.br/"&gt;JonasBrother&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-8380909918114938515?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wF4_1MDR5nU/TnUBgC96xSI/AAAAAAAABjE/OTsFrKxipik/s72-c/naomenti.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Mistura</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/mistura.html</link><category>Fotos Legendadas</category><category>Famosos</category><category>Humor</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:42:01 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-2255636101735827738</guid><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ynnYKBvoM4I/TnfTKoIDrvI/AAAAAAAACAU/A8FV_drm4_k/s1600/Mistura.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ynnYKBvoM4I/TnfTKoIDrvI/AAAAAAAACAU/A8FV_drm4_k/s1600/Mistura.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-2255636101735827738?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ynnYKBvoM4I/TnfTKoIDrvI/AAAAAAAACAU/A8FV_drm4_k/s72-c/Mistura.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Privacleta</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/privacleta.html</link><category>Bizarro</category><category>Imagens</category><category>Genial</category><category>Humor</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:22:42 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-2555894664159676450</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/r9Xsd.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-2555894664159676450?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Tempos Modernos</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/tempos-modernos.html</link><category>Videos</category><category>Humor</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:07:14 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-3946281374255530259</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="335" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CjQUVlXabUY" width="600"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A realidade&lt;br /&gt;+ 1 do &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/canalparafernalha"&gt;Parafernalha&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-3946281374255530259?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><media:thumbnail url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/CjQUVlXabUY/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>3 Utilidades escondidas em seu celular</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/3-utilidades-escondidas-em-seu-celular.html</link><category>Texto</category><category>Telefonia</category><category>Tecnologia</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:04:22 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-3962010517745833457</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThDM_bDyx2_xpvo4LQmXMaTwakPax1mKMX4Ogy9Ctf35DDlaWszA" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;Emergência I:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;O número universal de emergência para celular é 112&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Se você estiver fora da área de cobertura de sua operadora e tiver alguma emergência, disque 112 e o celular irá procurar conexão com qualquer operadora possível para enviar o número de emergência para você, e o mais interessante é que o número 112 pode ser digitado mesmo se o teclado estiver travado. Experimente!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Emergência II: *3370#&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Vamos imaginar que a bateria do seu celular esteja fraca. Para ativar, pressione as teclas: *3370#&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Seu celular irá acionar a reserva e você terá de volta 50% de sua bateria. Essa reserva será a recarregada na próxima vez que você carregar a bateria. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Emergência III: *#06#&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Para conhecer o número de série do seu celular, pressione os seguintes dígitos:*#06#&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Um código de 15 dígitos aparecerá. Este número é único. Anote e guarde em algum lugar seguro. Se seu celular for roubado, ligue para sua operadora e dê esse código. Assim eles conseguirão bloquear seu celular e o ladrão não conseguirá usá-lo de forma alguma. Talvez você fique sem o seu celular, mas pelo menos saberá que ninguém mais poderá usá-lo.. Se todos fizerem isso, não haverá mais roubos de celular.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-3962010517745833457?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>10 Piadas do Joãozinho</title><link>http://gazdoriso.blogspot.com/2011/09/10-piadas-do-joaozinho.html</link><category>Texto</category><category>Piadas</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (LeoDelmiro)</author><pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:59:16 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-727922813865606971.post-6066943107268943094</guid><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiQlGlSoseERvG_9nIZZcc9EP9mbgN1jTC0LOJU_RLatjqdF8o3w" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;1 -&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Irritado com seus alunos, o professor lançou um desafio.&lt;br /&gt;- Aquele que se julgar burro, faça o favor de ficar de pé.&lt;br /&gt;Todo mundo continuou sentado.&lt;br /&gt;Alguns minutos depois, Joãozinho se levanta.&lt;br /&gt;- Quer dizer que você se julga burro? perguntou o professor, indignado.&lt;br /&gt;- Bem, para dizer a verdade, não! Mas fiquei com pena de ver o senhor aí, em pé, sozinho!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;2 -&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; O pai do Joãozinho ficou apavorado quando este lhe mostrou o boletim.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Na minha época as notas baixas eram punidas com uma boa surra.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Legal pai! Que tal pegarmos o professor na saída amanhã?!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;3 -&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; Na escola, a professora explica:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Se eu digo "fui bonita" é passado. Se digo "sou bonita" o que é Joãozinho?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- É mentira.....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;4 -&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&amp;nbsp;Na aula de noções de medicina, a professora pediu para os alunos trazerem instrumentos utilizados em um hospital.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Cíntia, o que você trouxe?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Um bisturi.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Quem deu pra você?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Minha mãe.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- E o que ela falou?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Falou que serve pra cortar a pele!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Ah, parabéns!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Vinicius, o que você trouxe?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Uma seringa!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- E quem deu pra você?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Meu pai!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- O que ele falou?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Falou que serve para aplicar injeção!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Meus parabéns!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Kiko, o que você trouxe?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Um termômetro!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Quem foi que deu?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Meu tio.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- E o que ele falou?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Falou que serve pra medir a temperatura.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Ótimo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- E você, Joãozinho, o que é essa bola debaixo do seu braço?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Isso é um balão de oxigênio!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- E quem deu pra você?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Eu peguei da minha vó!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- O que ela falou?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- D-E-V-O-L-V-E, &amp;nbsp; D-E-V-O-L-V-E-E-E-E-E, D-E-V-O-L......&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;5 -&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Durante o jantar, Joãozinho conversa com a mãe:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Mamãe, por que é que o papai é careca?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Ora, filhinho.... Porque ele tem muitas coisas para pensar e é muito inteligente!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Mas mamãe....então porque é que você tem tanto cabelo?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Cala a boca e come logo esta porcaria de sopa, menino!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;6 -&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;A professora tenta ensinar matemática ao Joãozinho.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Se eu te der 4 chocolates hoje e mais 3 amanhã, você vai ficar com... com.... com... &amp;nbsp;e o Joãozinho:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Contente!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;7 -&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&amp;nbsp;Joãozinho voltou da aula de catecismo e perguntou ao pai:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Pai, porque quando Jesus ressuscitou, apareceu primeiro para as mulheres e não para os homens?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Sei não, meu filho! Vai ver que é porque ele queria que a notícia se espalhasse mais depressa!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/727922813865606971-6066943107268943094?l=gazdoriso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></channel></rss>

