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Humour 100% garantie ! 2012-05-17T10:41:57+02:00 Ludovic Toinel urn:md5:aa1d08c2f12a3cfe353c26fe12d2d921 Dotclear Insulte Geek #228 urn:md5:d3d5331793f29d526616622060f60cc8 2011-12-02T21:35:00+01:00 2011-12-05T01:06:52+01:00 Simone963 Insultes <p>Ta sœur est belle, mais rassure toi, c'est aussi difficile de la pénétrer que le réseau Wifi de ta mère.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vFQMAfOQTqoFY9ns5AJR8xxy9UM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vFQMAfOQTqoFY9ns5AJR8xxy9UM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vFQMAfOQTqoFY9ns5AJR8xxy9UM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vFQMAfOQTqoFY9ns5AJR8xxy9UM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/UIhVWK2U1q4" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/228#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/228 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/228 Insulte Geek #227 urn:md5:0b627a309dec2c91ec3a62437ec27148 2011-11-27T20:44:00+01:00 2011-12-05T01:07:28+01:00 yhi Insultes <p>Ta mère est tellement grosse que quand elle tombent d'un coté du lit elle tombe des deux cotés</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/plNXETkgQSYxWkJ0Dtr4JaNzlYo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/plNXETkgQSYxWkJ0Dtr4JaNzlYo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/plNXETkgQSYxWkJ0Dtr4JaNzlYo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/plNXETkgQSYxWkJ0Dtr4JaNzlYo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/Yc6SrW913og" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/227#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/227 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/227 Insulte Geek #226 urn:md5:da7488be8937a5677b24733258b97f8c 2011-10-12T21:39:00+02:00 2011-11-16T22:50:06+01:00 Pika_Scouille Insultes <p>Tu es tellement un geek que tu a cherché sur google "comment mute ta femme" ...</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/InG5nv1a6n2cA2ODP_dT_NlCK1g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/InG5nv1a6n2cA2ODP_dT_NlCK1g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/InG5nv1a6n2cA2ODP_dT_NlCK1g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/InG5nv1a6n2cA2ODP_dT_NlCK1g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/e_tA2pyrVQM" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/226#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/226 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/226 Insulte Geek #225 urn:md5:cdb92d893f50aac8917956b225453601 2011-09-18T15:43:00+02:00 2011-11-16T22:45:40+01:00 Fimerst Insultes <p>Tu as tellement joué à Minecraft que quand tu ouvres ta canette de soda et que tu entends le "PSHHHHT", tu te planques derrière ton fauteuil pour éviter l'explosion.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6Qv2pUjql5Lr2J-vrvV0LvTbvXQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6Qv2pUjql5Lr2J-vrvV0LvTbvXQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6Qv2pUjql5Lr2J-vrvV0LvTbvXQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6Qv2pUjql5Lr2J-vrvV0LvTbvXQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/HyxL1E-vp0U" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/225#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/225 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/225 Insulte Geek #224 urn:md5:c8630f5cfeb5c20a41253f585d267175 2011-08-21T15:55:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:41:43+02:00 Yoann Insultes <p>Yahoo met un coup de pelle à Google..., et Bing&nbsp;!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NpTeXnsgS6GjjVgmaDVGqMMCpnw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NpTeXnsgS6GjjVgmaDVGqMMCpnw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NpTeXnsgS6GjjVgmaDVGqMMCpnw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NpTeXnsgS6GjjVgmaDVGqMMCpnw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/Q7pWFlfcW8U" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/224#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/224 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/224 Insulte Geek #223 urn:md5:894395767a1a7fe55114e9169b6ef9af 2011-07-22T22:31:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:41:23+02:00 ta mere Insultes <p>Ta mère est tellement faignante qu'elle est presque un bon programmeur&nbsp;!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CyXo5q_avHWtwUxS6V9N-qQjCeA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CyXo5q_avHWtwUxS6V9N-qQjCeA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CyXo5q_avHWtwUxS6V9N-qQjCeA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CyXo5q_avHWtwUxS6V9N-qQjCeA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/sCVx4ur3v40" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/223#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/223 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/223 Insulte Geek #222 urn:md5:679ee4dc51c4843d676f30078e789644 2011-07-21T22:16:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:41:05+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Mais autrement, ta mère dans un champ de bits, elle fait toujours que de tomber...</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v62wMN2lQO2JDpwcy16ttU1j0Dw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v62wMN2lQO2JDpwcy16ttU1j0Dw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v62wMN2lQO2JDpwcy16ttU1j0Dw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v62wMN2lQO2JDpwcy16ttU1j0Dw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/7bsAg2Ey3sI" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/222#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/222 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/222 Insulte Geek #221 urn:md5:76bbcd202af43bd0ef1e8a5081bd00ca 2011-07-19T22:10:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:40:43+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Ta mère sur Twitter&nbsp;!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/62MWGRfQ7N-1NDc6wGlG2TiHh5o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/62MWGRfQ7N-1NDc6wGlG2TiHh5o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/62MWGRfQ7N-1NDc6wGlG2TiHh5o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/62MWGRfQ7N-1NDc6wGlG2TiHh5o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/LYplGfIgrDs" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/221#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/221 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/221 Insulte Geek #220 urn:md5:d7aa8b40653692b0110ca057353f7629 2011-07-19T22:07:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:40:25+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Tu trouves ça normal qu'il y ait le bit à Strausskhan dans le log à ta mère...</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P_WibFW8fn_kzhTnrpPMUvYhLTw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P_WibFW8fn_kzhTnrpPMUvYhLTw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P_WibFW8fn_kzhTnrpPMUvYhLTw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P_WibFW8fn_kzhTnrpPMUvYhLTw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/9BuXlmUtSVw" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/220#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/220 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/220 Insulte Geek #219 urn:md5:f6b93ccaad296a99aadb6b0485117ff5 2011-07-19T22:06:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:40:05+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Ta mère, je me la branche comme je veux, en parrallèle ou en sèrie, et même en dérivation...</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7Ny7pcOJP0UtyTJ827B50F-yHkI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7Ny7pcOJP0UtyTJ827B50F-yHkI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7Ny7pcOJP0UtyTJ827B50F-yHkI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7Ny7pcOJP0UtyTJ827B50F-yHkI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/hGuFuTVaRSw" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/219#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/219 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/219 Insulte Geek #218 urn:md5:ff7cb26ac62c6d2d62d549a2cdf5b958 2011-07-18T22:01:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:39:36+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Et ta mère en String dans la Classe Bool tu la reconnais&nbsp;?</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rJ9_BktCkbC6O9w_UydfiFf0fe0/0/da"><img 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href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XfuV2VsQ1YOrgj8rpV0gMEj1UvU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XfuV2VsQ1YOrgj8rpV0gMEj1UvU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/GWDJOJ__DYc" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/217#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/217 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/217 Insulte Geek #216 urn:md5:9a211d770f984b1e72a965670f6dc64e 2011-07-16T21:43:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:38:42+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Ta mère elle aimait tellement s'envoyer en l'air avec les voisins qu'elle a fini sur orbite géostationnaire&nbsp;!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cjibAzeiJzeJSxPXXc0RVO1db90/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cjibAzeiJzeJSxPXXc0RVO1db90/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cjibAzeiJzeJSxPXXc0RVO1db90/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cjibAzeiJzeJSxPXXc0RVO1db90/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/1zuhUUp-fO4" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/216#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/216 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/216 Insulte Geek #215 urn:md5:7584c399c44b066083742b03ef2f21ca 2011-07-15T21:39:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:38:03+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Vu ta gueule, on voit bien que ta mère elle est encore en beta test&nbsp;!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5U9EBwSSz7B769YoemP-b8tRMW8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5U9EBwSSz7B769YoemP-b8tRMW8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5U9EBwSSz7B769YoemP-b8tRMW8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5U9EBwSSz7B769YoemP-b8tRMW8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/cto4wLtvfEA" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/215#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/215 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/215 Insulte Geek #214 urn:md5:d80c1f01ad315425fd447054df86b8f2 2011-07-14T21:36:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:39:11+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Ta mère elle doit descendre du logiciel libre parce que vu sa démarche, on voit bien qu'il y a des pingouins dans la famille...</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CQFeqhI-BIvDxdMgUz_i-iniWGc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CQFeqhI-BIvDxdMgUz_i-iniWGc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CQFeqhI-BIvDxdMgUz_i-iniWGc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CQFeqhI-BIvDxdMgUz_i-iniWGc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/4Vc1GWIxD_g" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/214#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/214 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/214 Insulte Geek #213 urn:md5:6391a7e01ba742df00b3dcf869c63444 2011-07-13T21:34:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:37:26+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Ta mère est tellement grosse que quand elle court, ça fait des perturbations dans la Force&nbsp;!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L4h3W2UkyNYjZsjzQAuhQI021QQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L4h3W2UkyNYjZsjzQAuhQI021QQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L4h3W2UkyNYjZsjzQAuhQI021QQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L4h3W2UkyNYjZsjzQAuhQI021QQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/I6WyrF2UHG0" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/213#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/213 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/213 Insulte Geek #212 urn:md5:3fa1016ce6076647d003e84b3d348912 2011-07-12T21:32:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:37:04+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Tu connais la différence entre ta mère et un quasar&nbsp;?</p> <p>Non&nbsp;? et bien à peu près trente kilos...</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LJBWZqLNEtRgZZrb571A5aFKve4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LJBWZqLNEtRgZZrb571A5aFKve4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LJBWZqLNEtRgZZrb571A5aFKve4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LJBWZqLNEtRgZZrb571A5aFKve4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/e9s6k04gKyI" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/212#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/212 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/212 Insulte Geek #211 urn:md5:a1e2a87961c78e52e22ad6ea0480f4b6 2011-07-11T21:30:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:36:45+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Ta mère est tellement barrée loin que selon certaines théories les plus avancées, elle est vraiment trés trés près...</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AYj9Y9RbDK_Kr5qyNzU1GGsXpIQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AYj9Y9RbDK_Kr5qyNzU1GGsXpIQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AYj9Y9RbDK_Kr5qyNzU1GGsXpIQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AYj9Y9RbDK_Kr5qyNzU1GGsXpIQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/YljLAmzgH5Y" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/211#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/211 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/211 Insulte Geek #210 urn:md5:0290db2d97c3c51741dd9a85af78875d 2011-06-25T21:27:00+02:00 2011-07-10T18:36:16+02:00 toto Insultes <p>Ta mère est plus barbue que Richard Stallman et dans les champs de bits elle fait que de tomber&nbsp;!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5BEECdOxhWMN69_M4GII4xRNyR0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5BEECdOxhWMN69_M4GII4xRNyR0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5BEECdOxhWMN69_M4GII4xRNyR0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5BEECdOxhWMN69_M4GII4xRNyR0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/vmPD4KczibY" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/210#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/210 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/210 Insulte Geek #209 urn:md5:a5a72e22b1480e5c5dc8083fcf473159 2011-06-03T20:55:00+02:00 2011-06-06T15:25:36+02:00 paillassou Insultes <p>Tu es tellement GEEK, que depuis que tu t'es marié, tu cherches absolument à flasher ta femme avec un nouveau firmware <img src="http://static.geekinsult.com/themes/default/smilies/wink.png" alt=";)" class="smiley" /></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_w3leQjmuYMBliACSWjr9C29zrY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_w3leQjmuYMBliACSWjr9C29zrY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_w3leQjmuYMBliACSWjr9C29zrY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_w3leQjmuYMBliACSWjr9C29zrY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geekinsult/~4/4d34K0-bQiI" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.geekinsult.com/post/209#comment-form http://www.geekinsult.com/feed/atom/comments/209 http://www.geekinsult.com/post/209