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noreply@blogger.com (Pkay!) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:28:00 +0000

DIRTY PICK UP LINES
For those, who like abuse!

Is there a mirror in your pant cause i see myself in them.

As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

(Tap your thigh) You just think this is my leg.

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?

Why are you going, when you could be coming?

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.

Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Im like domino's pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.

Man that shirt is becoming you, but if i was that shirt i'd be-cumming too.

Do me if im wrong but you want to kiss me.

Nice legs, at wich hour they open?

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

It's not going to suck itself.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Guy: Did we fuck last weekend?

Girl: no!

Guy: Im sorry I didnt call you back, you were great........and so was your friend!

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

My ride left without me , can you give me one?

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Guy: Do you want to do a 68?

Girl: What's that?

Guy: You go down, and I'll owe you one.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

I'm not feeling myself today, may i feel you instead ;)

(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.

You have some nice jewellery, it would look great on my nightstand

Your face or MINE!?

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognise you with your clothes on?

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

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noreply@blogger.com (Pkay!) — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:40:00 +0000

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The Guys' Rules!! Need Proof ? Here are 21 on them.

noreply@blogger.com (Pkay!) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:01:00 +0000

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down ;)

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Sunday sports . It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we..

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what ! we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.

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Hypnotize Your Lover Deeper

noreply@blogger.com (Pkay!) — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:26:00 +0000

This one is my favorite on Seduction and Hypnotism.

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How To Feed Friends And Influence People

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