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Bringing sexy back.

2010-11-14T17:09:00.000-08:00

Is it one of those days? You know, one of those where "I feel like...." there fore "I look like" days.

It doesn't matter if you're a mother or that single girl.

We all feel like shit.

About our bodies.

Don't you think it's time we start owning our own sexyness?

Real women have curves. As we get older many of us become more curvier. TRANSLATION: sexier. Got a "big" butt? Don't make that ass look flat, shake it and love it! Got big boobs? Wear a sexy bra. (Even if it's under that sweat-suit!) Feel like all of your clothes make you look "fat!: I put on my workout clothes (which are bigger and more comfortable) and dance around/clean the house...anything to get moving and MOVE on! We are never going to be the size we were in high-school...well most of us wont...But we (women) need to get real and start valuing our organic sexyness. Can I get an A-Men?

The C Goddess has a new Addition!

2010-10-06T09:41:00.000-07:00

The C Goddess has a new addition, Ruby Chapman. She is healthy and mom is happy!

Welcome to a new world of the domestic goddess-hood.....2 kids and a kick as mamma. We're proud of you mamma!

xoxoxoxox

(pics to come)

My new Favorite.

2010-09-30T07:50:00.001-07:00

Finally. A label that matters.

The Modern Housewife

2010-08-25T21:27:00.000-07:00

The Modern Housewife and The Domestic Goddess are most definitely interchangeable terms. We embrace being "that traditional woman"- but in a much more honest way.

We are the women that other women want to be.

Classy, yet undeniably sexy.

Sophisticated, but incredibly funny.

Talented. At home, business and in bed.

What do you think makes a DG?

The 2010 Battle.

2010-08-19T09:37:00.000-07:00

I was driving fast this morning. Yes, I was running behind as usual. I was also on the phone with a girlfriend who is currently looking for the right next step in life. After about 12.3 minutes of banter about what she wants to do, she came out with it......"What I really want to do is be a wife and a mom." And, with that, she shared a sigh of relief.

Naturally, my response was, "Yes! You should be a mom and a wife. You'll be fabulous at it!!". She proceeded to tell me all the reasons why she can't think that, can't say that and ended with "it's just so anti-ambitious".

This, my friends, is why we are here at GG. To make the desire that we naturally have of being domestic, goddess like and a home body ok. When did we decide as a world that having a goal of "just" being a mom and a wife was anti-ambitious? Do men want us all to be super ambitious in the career sense?

One thing I know for sure......if you love the dick, you can have ambition towards anything you want. You will have your man's support.

Here's to wanting to be a Domestic Goddess and being ok with that want!

Are you on?

2010-08-16T09:27:00.000-07:00

I mean turned on. (no, this is not the feeling you get after you've had your morning coffee).

I'm talking about the real kind of turn on. The kind that gives you an instant energy high. The kind that makes your cheeks get flush. This is the kind of turn on DG's should be having regularly.

As women, it is our job to own our turn on. Yes, it is nice for others to aid us in the T.O., but we can't rely on it. At the end of the day, all we have is ourselves. It is our job to reel in the turn on and let it out.

Begin today. Begin with closing your eyes and thinking of something that turns you on. Allow your mind to take in the whole picture of this thing that turns you on. Think of it for 3 minutes (no, your to-do list can not creep in here). Then, take note of how you feel. Trust me, it's worth it.

Here's to a week of turn on!

Is it the woman's obligation to be the sexual drive in a relationship?

2010-08-10T08:28:00.000-07:00

Is it the woman's obligation to be the sexual drive in a relationship?

DG. J: When a woman feels "turned on" in her own right, the sexual things in the relationship just happen. When a woman has her turn-on, the man in naturally turned on. Women need to find their "turn-on." It is in our bones to be sexual...now, we just have to bring it to the forefront. What do you think?

DG. C: It's in every breathing person's bones to be sexual! However, in a relationship (especially in a long-term one) I think that it is also the partners responsibility to learn the woman's turn-ons and take the drivers seat. It can be exhausting to be the headliner every night!

In a (non-married or non-committed) relationship do you prefer to be in the driver's seat of the "sexual drive"?

20 Things I Wish I'd Known at 20.

2010-08-02T09:06:00.000-07:00

Date many men.

Lifeguarding really isn't a job you can put on your resume after 21.

Drinking isn't an activity reserved for just Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights.

Men in college are just as disposable as razors.

Wear good, high quality facial moisturizer with SPF every day.

Love your curves- because they just get "curvier" after 20.

The medium pizza and medium blizzard diet does not work.

Invest in good clothes. You'll still be wearing them into your 30s.

Trade in your hard alcohol for fine wine sometimes. You will begin to appreciate your blossoming wine knowledge.

The bank of Mom & Dad will close (if not yet, SOON). Start planning now.

People play favorites. Just because you are a "good" person does not mean that you will always come out ahead.

Taxes, mortgages, registrations and other misc. fees sick. Don't forget to save for them.

Your 2 sista's will never be quite as perky. Elongate those days. Wear a bra always.

Always wear nice underwear. You never know when you might "flash" someone.

Invest in good quality, fashionable shoes.

Knowing how to cook well will help you find a hubby.

Learn how to give great massages in order to receive good massages. Same rule applies to oral sex.

Make time to exercise- and get into the routine.

It's just as important to be street smart as it is to be book smart.

Smile...you never know whose watching.

Gotta Have It.

2010-07-27T14:47:00.000-07:00

Love this!

Keep it to yourself. Period.

2010-07-26T13:25:00.000-07:00

Men do not want to hear about your monthly cycle. They don't want to know about your cramps, tampon issues, or how far you are into it. Keep it to yourself. Period.

*Requested that I post by a male friend.

Baby Got Back.

2010-07-26T11:40:00.000-07:00

J Goddess: Why do people park so close to me? Don't they realize baby got back?

C Goddess: Hahahahahahaha.

How to make a dry martini

2010-07-20T11:13:00.000-07:00

Not the most important DG skill ever, but still, a good one to know: How to make a dry martini.

First of all, throw those nasty wine coolers out of your fridge. They're cheap, tacky and disgusting. Knowing how to make a proper dry martini insinuates a sort of class, a bit of education and a degree of hipness.

Start with this video- take a few notes- and then practice.

Good luck DGs!

Would love to see photos of your fabulous cocktails! Send them to goddesses@getgoddess.com

Good luck DGs!

We would love to see photos of your fabulous concoctions! Send them to goddesses@getgoddess.com

Dinner Party Rule #403

2010-07-19T09:29:00.000-07:00

Dinner Party Rule #403: Packaging must all be gone when guests arrive.

This is imperative. A goddess never lets her guests see the packaging of any of the goodness she is preparing. (you must keep your secrets close to home)

Yes, it is ideal that we get every ingredient at a fresh, local Saturday market. But, we all know that goddesses lead very busy lives. Even with the greatest intentions of getting to the market this Saturday, I didn't. I was left to Safeway a few minutes before 5pm.

It is key to have your guests arrive while you are still preparing the last of the goodness. This allows them to feel they arrived right on time and gives you a chance to show off your domestic, kitchen skills. So sexy. Before they walk through the door, make sure your natural ingredients are all that's visible. Throw all packaging, bags, containers, etc in the trash. Stealthy guests may ask to throw away their gum just to see what the packaging was. Be one step ahead. Cover the recently trashed packaging with your oldest gossip mag. No one will ever dig through the trash.

No matter where your ingredients are from, people will know goddesses only have the best.

Your new profession

2010-07-14T09:22:00.000-07:00

Without fail, the second question any new person you meet asks is, "What do you do for a living?".

We normally say accountant, consultant, mom, attorney, nurse, etc.....Starting today, your new profession is domestic goddess. Give this answer a try. You will turn heads in every direction.

Yes, the next time someone asks you what you do, your answer should be, "I'm a domestic goddess" (and nothing else). Trust me, it will leave people smiling, laughing and jealous inside.

Welcome to the first day of your new profession.

Rules of being a Domestic Goddess #2. Perfection.

2010-07-13T07:36:00.000-07:00

Perfection. It does not exist. As DGs we are consistantly making mistakes and constantly learning from them. To achieve your highest level of DG bliss constantly push yourself to go above and beyond the rest of them. Prove to yourself, that you are indeed a Goddess, worthy of happiness and the occasional self indulging. Embrace your fabulous qwerks and celebrate your inner DG.

The Robe-less

2010-07-12T08:17:00.000-07:00

The Domestic Goddess's of the world are robe-less. Yes, we all have them. Soft. Furry. Silk. Patterned. We will hang them in the back of the closet and never wear them again. Your mother wore robes on a regular basis. She answered the door in them, got ready in them, and even went to bed in a robe.

No longer! Instead, D.G's wear bra and panties, boy shorts, a white tee and panties, etc. There is absolutely no need for robes. Throw those in the back of the closet or place at the bottom of the hamper and forget they are yours. Begin today. The Robe-less!

A New Way to do Floors.....

2010-07-11T19:46:00.001-07:00

Cleaning the floors have never been so great! I am going to start doing this at least once a month. I got on my favorite shoe site (zappos this time) and ordered a new pair of sandals. I specifically had them delivered on Saturday (every goddess is worth this extra charge). The doorbell rang with their arrival before 10:30am Saturday. I opened the package, immediately put on the fabulous kicks and swiffered away.

Naturally, I didn't want to do anything except look down. The floor cleaning was inspired, went quicker than I can remember and I got to break in the new shoes to my girl, Aretha.

If you must clean the floors, you should enjoy looking down.....

I love boobs!

2010-07-09T10:28:00.000-07:00

Of course, they always look better contained in a great bra.

Whether they are itty-bitty-titties or big boobies keep those babies in line!

I thought I was a 36C for years. Then one of those panty trolls at Bloomingdales came up to me and exclaimed, "No Honey, you're a 34D!"

A "D" seriously?! I thought. She was right. I was wrong.

And you are probably wearing the wrong size too, darling...assuming you are a female reader.

QUICK! Go to a department store, or a fine lingerie store and asked to be fitted for a bra. Don't be shy, they have seen tons of boobies before!

Not only will a properly fitted bra be more comfortable, but you're clothes will look and fit better too!

freya: rio balcony bra. Comes in sizes A-H.

Don't go for fug because "it fits." That's lazyness. You'll feel sexier knowing that you're wearing a pretty bra, even if you're the only one that sees it.

The DGs Welcome You.

2010-07-09T08:26:00.000-07:00

Welcome to our new blog! Hope you like the new layout because we think it's swell.

2010-05-29T20:26:00.000-07:00

Thongs, G-strong, or grannie panties- don't you hate it when you put them on backwards and fail to notice for an embarrassing length of time?

I dare you.

2010-04-30T11:12:00.000-07:00

The Maggie apron by Boojiboo. 28.

I dare you to make dinner tonight or in the near future in a sexy little apron, high heels and lipstick.

Kids at home or feeling a little shy? Wear over your best ass enhancing jeans, tight white shirt and your favorite pair of high heels.

No kids at home and you're a bit of a naughty girl? Black g-string.

The 3-Song Domestic Goddess Cardio Cleanup.

2010-04-27T10:36:00.000-07:00

The last thing the Domestic Goddess wants to do with her free time is clean up. Seriously. Why would you want to make beds and mop floors when you could be online shopping or having a martini downtown? I'll tell you what, clean house = happy husband, significant other, and a place where your friends could only wish they could emulate.

This is how I get motivated.

I create a 3-song cardio cleanup playlist on i-tunes. I know, I'm so handy.

Whether it's Madonna or Snoop Dogg, put on your sexiest cleaning clothes. (I work it in a sheer tank with a dark bra and loose (yet still stylish!) jeans with wedge flip-flops. Ya know, gotta look like I'm working (and good) if the hubby drops by for lunch!

Next, I pump up the playlist (well, only so much as I have a 1 year old sleeeeeeeping) and get going. I go crazy and don't stop toll the full 3 songs. I make beds, sweep floors, and unload the dishwasher. I swear! Usually I keep going because I'm so inspired...seriously inspired. Sick? Maybe.

How in the world does a 5 minute b.j. actually happen?

2010-04-14T14:36:00.000-07:00

Love, love, love the fact that Mrs. C asked the question, "do 5 minute b.j.'s actually happen"?

Here's my take: The time is quick when the guy knows how into it you are. Don't act like it's a chore. Don't act like you hate doing it. Don't wish in your mind that it were just over?

Love the dick. Act excited to be able to please him and him alone. Make sure he can tell how much you love it. This, my friends, will make the job over in close to a heartbeat. The irony here: The more you love it, the quicker it will be over!

BJs in less than 5 minutes!!!

2010-04-13T16:43:00.000-07:00

I'm giggling behind my virgin mimosa as I type the title to this post...

BJs in less than 5 minutes!!! Ladies, is this possible? I could give my 2 cents and offer advice on products that can help do the trick, but I want to know what the real (s)experts have to say!

Please contact the goddesses@getgoddess.com and become a guest blogger!!!!

-The DGs.

Housewife Certification

2010-04-12T15:30:00.000-07:00

Today I begin my housewife certification. Yes, I am the single, working type....Mrs. C is the married, hot housewife type. Here, on this blog, my training begins. Together, we will come up with the certification. Here is what I am thinking it will include:

01) Know how to make an amazing margarita.

02) Know how to give a bj to completion in less than 6.5 minutes.

03) Hire the right housecleaner (who comes while the man is gone)

04) Speed dial and hostess access to the best take-out restaurants in town.

05) Decorating like a genius.

06) And the list will go on......

Tonight I will be beginning with the margarita. Honey, this will be the best certification you ever completed!