Gifts For A Geek

Geek Pumpkins For Halloween

Major Geek — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:42:55 +0000

I’ve assembled some of the geekiest pumpkins from around the net for your Halloween viewing pleasure. Have a safe Halloween and enjoy geeking out for your geek Halloween.

Pumpkins courtesy of Walyou.Technorati Tags: halloween, geek, pumpkin, pumpkins, geek pumpkins

Book Chick For The Avid Reader Book Geek

Major Geek — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 12:40:35 +0000

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~Chinese Proverb

For that avid reader who’s also a chick, the book chick is a cute way to show your love of reading. This Book Geek design comes in pink plaid and sports at cute little chick which will bring a smile to a book lover. Give this geek gift to your reading book chick geek.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Book Chick has to offer:

Do you have a Zombie Infestation Plan?

Major Geek — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:26:00 +0000

Zombies are real and you must be prepared. Will your family be ready when the shambling hordes of dead corpses come for you? Get your Zombie Preparedness Kit ready and know the basics to your survival. Know how to barricade your home and how to arm yourself for the zombie invasion. Stockpile food and arrange for solar power. And ensure you test out your Zombie Infestation Plan each an every single day. When the zombies come, you will be ready and your family will live zombie-free. Smile, for you have protected your house, home and family.

Get your Innergeek on with these great Zombie Geek Zombie Infestation Plan T-shirts and Zombie Gifts:

Eat Sleep Geology

Major Geek — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:55:40 +0000

We are proud to announce a new Geek Gifts category here at Gifts For A Geek. Geology Geeks can rejoice as we will be scouring the net to find the funny, humorous and down right good geology t shirts for you to wear. – Geek out.

Eat Sleep Geology is the perfect geology design for those geology geeks who believe that Geology Rocks. Whether you are banging out some field work or suck in an office, a Eat Sleep Geology T-shirt is the gift to treat yourself with. Visit our Eat Sleep Geology section for some great Geology Geek designs.

Mathematician At Work

Major Geek — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:31:49 +0000

Mathematician At Work and Mathematician at Play is a hilarious math geek t-shirt that is sure to make your mathematician happy. Like all Mathematicians, life is sometimes driven by their work. This drive comes not only from the passion but also their love of mathematics. A happy mathematician is a math geek who is solving math problems!

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Mathematician At Work has to offer:

I Am A Programmer

Major Geek — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:19:19 +0000

How many times have you had to define what you do on a daily basis to family and friends and quickly realized that describing what you do would be a waste of time. Coding is Java, .Net or PHP are all concepts that are foreign to most people. We usually mumble ‘I work with computers’. But that is not really true. Worse, it invites requests to fix people’s computers.

The I am A Programmer portable job description will save you time. Time from explaining what you do and time from fixing other peoples computers. You can simply point to the text and let them read it.

I am a Programmer. I work for days with little or no sleep. I am always evolving my knowledge. I translate theories into reality. I code in many languages. I tirelessly test the complex so you see just simplicity.

If that doesn’t sum up the life of I developer I must have missed the first formative years of my life. Be a geek and wear one of these great t-shirts to proudly show off what your job description is. I am a Programmer!

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the I am a Programmer section has to offer:

How do Physicists Count Sheep?

Major Geek — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:26:39 +0000

How do Physicists Count Sheep? Not by the boringly normal one two three. They include equations of course! This physicist counts sheep by measuring how how each sheep jumps. As each sheep jumps a true physicist quickly calculates the height each sheep jumps. The boring one two three was for grade school. Get a laugh, a weird look and enjoy and inner chuckle all at the same time.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Physicists Count Sheep has to offer:

Old Mathematicians Never Die

Major Geek — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:19:05 +0000

Old mathematicians never die; they just pass into another field. A hilarious pun on old math geeks and what happens when they die. This is the perfect gift for the ageing geek. I love math humour. It stands the test of the time and always involves some type of ingenious play on words. If you are looking to geek up your day or perhaps just plan on giving a gift to your young-at-heart math teacher or professor, this is an excellent idea.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Old Mathematicians Field has to offer:

Cool Chemistry Club

Major Geek — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:00:43 +0000

Official Member of the Cool Chemists Club. Because if you’re not a member then what are you? A chemistry t-shirt makes the perfect gift for the Chemistry Geek.

A great image of two beakers with chemical bubbles bursting forth surrounded by a sunburst pattern. If you wear this chemistry geek t-shirt or button you better be sure that you truly are an Official Member of the Cool Chemistry Club.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Cool Chemists Club has to offer:

Dragon Reader

Major Geek — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:00:51 +0000

… of course, a dragon may hoard your books. They are, after all, a fine treasure. It is amazing what a small dragon has to do to pass its time. It you are not flying out to slay the knights you are at home curled up around a good book and disappearing into a far away land. Perhaps some humour or even a bit of fantasy is on tap tonight.

Take a peek at just three of the many book t-shirts and literary gifts that the Dragon Reader has to offer:

Programmer Profanity

Major Geek — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:00:17 +0000

The one language all programmers understand is profanity. No need to bang your head against the desk. Just spew out a few obscenities and then get back to work code monkey! Even if you can’t swear at work because it wouldn’t be professional you can wear this shirt and let all your fellow coders understand your frustration.

This great computer geek design is sure to garner laughs, even when the odd swear escapes.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Programmers Profanity has to offer:

I’m Not Antisocial, I’m Just Not User Friendly

Major Geek — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:00:35 +0000

I’m not antisocial, I’m just not user friendly is the great computer geek design for any Internet geek. Your friends will laugh and the clueless will remain clueless with this hilarious geek t-shirt or geek gift.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the I am not Antisocial has to offer:

Some Mathematicians

Major Geek — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:39:05 +0000

A math pun on the words discrete and continuous. Sigma is a discrete sum; the integral sign indicates a continuous sum.

Some mathematicians do it discretely;

Some continuously.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Some Mathematicians has to offer:

Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

Major Geek — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:00:06 +0000

The mathematical formula of the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Very geeky. Crazy geeky. You get show show your love for everything math while at the same time enjoying and expressing your inner geek with a mathematical equation.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the The Airspeed Velocity of an unladen swallow has to offer:

Passionate Pageturner

Major Geek — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:00:25 +0000

For the Passionate Pageturner in your life! Sometimes the simpliest t-shirts and gifts for the book geek are the best. If you are proud of the books that you read and the pages you turn, than this greak book t-shirt is for you.

A great book t-shirt gift idea for that avid reader on your shopping list for christmas, birthday or if they need some clothes because they spent all their money on books.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Passionate Pageturner has to offer:

Acrylamide It’s What For Dinner

Major Geek — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:39:24 +0000

Why do we call them French Fries anyway? Acrylamide is a neurotoxin and a carcinogen that is formed during frying from the abundant asparagine in potatoes. Bon apétit.

Something only a chemist would understand but that everyone else should really know.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Acrylamide It’s What For Dinner has to offer:

Mathematicians Take It To The Limit

Major Geek — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:46:08 +0000

Live radically with your diophantine equations and Riemann sums with this shirt! A wonderful Math Geek T-shirt for the person who takes things to the limit!

Sometimes a math shirt is just so perfect that there is little to add. Personally I enjoy a mixture of real math mixed in with a twist of life. Mathematicians Take It To The Limit is a perfect example of the type of Math Geek T-shirt that I love. Any truely self-titled math geek would be proud to have this math t-shirt as a gift or as something they would buy for themselves.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Mathematicians Take It To the Limit has to offer:

Albert Einstein Quote on Math and Politics

Major Geek — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:25:08 +0000

A great quote by Albert Einstein on the differences between politics and mathematics. Politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever – Albert Einstein. This Einstein Quote t-shirt would make a wonderful gift for any math geek.Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Einstein Quote Math vs. Politics has to offer:

Chemistry Girl Geeks are Cuter and Smarter

Major Geek — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:00:47 +0000

This Chemistry Girl Geek is definately Cuter AND Smarter than you are. What chance do you have but submit to her geek needs. Gorgeous blonde geek girl with glasses, lab coat, knee high socks and all the brains to match.

They say that geeks are all nerds and such but this Geek Girl definately does not fit the profile. There will be many beakers broken and solutions wrecked by the jaw dropping gorgeous Chemistry Girl. Those poor Chemistry Geeks will never know what hit them.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Cuter and Smarter than you has to offer:

Zombie Girl

Major Geek — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:28:32 +0000

Zombies are supposed to be scary. Zombies are supposed to frighten you and make you want to run away. It is natures way of ensuring that we understand that this shambing creature is dangerous. But something went horribly wrong.

This Zombie Girl is anything but scary and frieghtening. In fact, she looks down right sexy in an undead kind of way. I can’t tell if she got her best attributes off of a past victem or if she comes by them naturally, but WOW I’d be introuble with this Zombie Girl.

I love this design as it shows you that something that should be scarry and dangerous can really be cute and dangerous.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Zombie Girl has to offer: