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Sailing in Venice

Glitterazi — Sat, 19 May 2012 07:59:43 +0000

Just a catamaran sailing in Venice…

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The Whitsundays

Glitterazi — Sat, 19 May 2012 07:59:28 +0000

Our favourite spot in Oz, the Whitsundays, Queensland.

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Steve Martin

Glitterazi — Sat, 19 May 2012 07:58:47 +0000

Steve Martin and his banjo

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What You’re Worth to Facebook (& Other Jokes)

(King Hamburger Pimp and) the Sundance Kid — Fri, 18 May 2012 21:12:01 +0000

A plane with French President elect Francois Hollande onboard was hit by lightning en route to Berlin. It’s taken them over 70 years, but the French are finally returning the Blitzkrieg.

Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr’s ex-wife killed herself this week. They had recently divorced and, as a Kennedy couple, part of their pre-nup was a tragic ending.

David Beckham carried the Olympic torch with him on a plane from Greece to England. As for David Beckham, millions of men who love greek carry a torch for him in their hearts.

Kim Kardashian’s IMDB bio was vandalized this week to ridicule her. Once the jokes were removed, her profile returned to explaining that she’s immensely famous for a minor cable reality series and one sex tape.

7-11 has developed a low calorie slurpee. It’ll be named after Megan Fox, for its low calorie brain-freeze.

A man has spent over $60,000 to win custody of his pet dog. If you think that’s a lot, you should see what he spent trying to get the original bitch.

Police in Thailand have seized a shipment of smuggled animal carcuses. Deep inside one of them was a very horny Andy Dick.

Donna Summer passed away this week. Summer is survived by her husband Bruce Sudano, their daughters Brooklyn and Amanda, and her daughter Mimi from another marriage. She is preceded in death by her mother, two sisters, and her career.

Apparently dinosaurs had arthritis, too. Scientists found out after a study on Larry King.

A man lit fire to himself in front of the courthouse where the Norway killer is on trial. The last time a man was this on fire for a mass murderer, it was 1985 and a young Richard Simmons just finished a blind date with Jeffrey Dahmer.

Jenny McCarthy will be posing in Playboy for the first time since 1993. Some people are saying she’s too old. However, Hugh Hefner told reporters “Jenny’s relationship to Playboy Magazine is a relative matter – like my girlfriend is to me: Jenny is in her thirties, and print is dying.”

John Edwards’ defense has rested. Afterward, it rolled over and lit a cigarette.

I realize I need the obligatory Facebook joke, so here: this week Facebook went public to the tune of $100 billion. There are an estimated 50 trillion cells in your body alone, and there are 100 billion users on Facebook. That means they think your 50 trillion cells are worth about $100. You want a joke better than that? Well when you write it, please update your status.

-Julian Belvedere of (King Hamburger Pimp and) the Sundance Kid

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Donna Summer – Last Dance

Glitterazi — Fri, 18 May 2012 05:01:34 +0000

RIP to the Queen of Disco, Donna Summer… We give you her classic ‘Last Dance’.

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The Spring 2012 Crop Top Revival

Studded Petticoat — Fri, 18 May 2012 05:00:14 +0000

Until this Spring, the last time I’d had my midriff on display in the city centre was around 1996, when I wore a lycra crop top with a ‘Girl Power’ slogan. Understandably, I was hesitant about embracing the great crop top revival of Spring/Summer 2012. With internet sensation Nikki Lipstick leading the crop top revolution, and high street stores following suit with witty slogan crop tees, it was difficult to avoid belly-baring temptation.

Crop tops from Nikki Lipstick’s online range, $48 for both or $25 for one.

In the end, all it took to push me over to the dark side was my purchasing a pair of high-waisted Topshop hotpants. Realising that if I paired my printed shorts with a crop top, very little of my under-toned stomach would actually be visible, I indulged my temptation, incorporating crop tops into my everyday outfits.

MOTO high waist space hotpants, £34, Topshop

Whether you’re looking for something basic and sporty or a statement-making tee, there’s a crop top out there for you. And they’re incredibly versatile, so there are loads of ways to mesh them with your personal style. Team a crop tee with high-waisted hotpants if you’re feeling bold, skinny jeans for a casual look, or drape it over a grungy floral dress for a Courtney-Love-in-the-90s look.

Here are just a few examples of fab crop tops from the high street and web:

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Calo des Moro Beach

Glitterazi — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:59:35 +0000

On of our favourite spots in Spain, Calo des Moro Beach

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Rag & Bone Penny Loafers

Glitterazi — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:59:33 +0000

Another fashion find, Rag & Bone Penny Loafers

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Iron Man 1984 StarkPaint

Glitterazi — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:59:30 +0000

Archival footage of an Iron Man design using StarkPaint on an 1984 Starkintosh (which looks a lot like MacPaint on a 1984 Macintosh). From Matt’s Macintosh on Youtube.

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Chanel Sport Accessories Rock

A Girl in Hong Kong — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:59:24 +0000

Did you know Chanel produces all this? Accessories for everything! Ping Pong, Ski, Surf, Fishing and so much more… I didn’t know – always thought those were fakes by fans!

Anyway, discover the best Chanel sport accessories below and on chanel.com bien sure! I am getting the basket ball, there is no way after seeing it you can live without…. Oh and the snowboard. Yes, and the surf.

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