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Rice Krispie S’moreos Rice Krispies / Oreos / Toblerone /...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 14:00:00 +0100

Rice Krispie S’moreos

Rice Krispies / Oreos / Toblerone / Marshmallows (1)

SMASH a packet of Oreos

SLICE up half of a Toblerone

THROW in a large bowl

POUR in Rice Krispies and mix together (2)

MELT a knob of butter in a large pan

DROP in 400g of Marshmallows

LEAVE to melt

STIR in Rice Krispies, Oreos and Toblerone mix

SPOON out onto baking tray

PRESS mixture down until flat

LEAVE to set for 1 hour

CUT slab into rounds using cookie cutter (3)

MELT other half of toblerone over a pan of boiling water

SPOON melted chocolate over Rice Krispie rounds (4)

SIZZLE marshmallow over flame

SANDWICH marshmallow between two rounds (5)

EAT four then give one to a stranger and make a new friend

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Mexican Breakfast Bagel Chorizo / Mushrooms / Red Pepper / Bagel...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 14:00:00 +0100

Mexican Breakfast Bagel

Chorizo / Mushrooms / Red Pepper / Bagel / Sour Cream / Chillies / Manchego Cheese / 2 Eggs / Fresh Coriander / Butter / Milk (1)

FLAY skin from chorizo

CRACK two eggs in a bowl (2)

ADD seasoning and drop of milk (2)

SLICE mushrooms, red pepper and fresh coriander (2)

CUT chorizo lengthways into strips (2)

HEAT frying pan on medium

ADD butter, mushrooms and red peppers to pan

FRY for 2 minutes then throw in chorizo

TURN heat down a little and allow to cook gently (3)

WHISK eggs and throw in chopped coriander

SLICE bagel and drop into toaster

DRIZZLE a little oil into a large pan, add butter

POUR whisked eggs into pan

STIR constantly, add a little Manchego cheese (4)

REMOVE bagel from toaster

TAKE eggs off heat

LAYER chorizo, mushrooms and peppers over cooked eggs (5)

TOP with sour cream and freshly cut chillies (5)

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The Cheeseburgerdilla 200g Ground Beef / 1/2 White Onion / 1/2...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:00:00 +0100

The Cheeseburgerdilla

200g Ground Beef / 1/2 White Onion / 1/2 Red Onion / Red Pepper / 4-5 Mushrooms / 5-6 Cherry Tomatoes / Cheese Slices / American Mustard / Ketchup / Chili Flakes / Tortilla Wraps (1)

SLICE vegetables thinly (2)

SEASON beef with salt & pepper

POUR oil into two frying pans on medium heat

SIZZLE onions and peppers in one

THROW seasoned beef in the other

ADD tomatoes, mushrooms to veg once onion is soft

STIR chili flakes into vegetables

ALLOW both pans to cook for a few minutes (3)

PAINT two tortilla wraps with mustard and ketchup

TOP with slices of cheese (4)

MIX cooked beef into vegetables (4)

SPOON beef mix onto one half of tortilla

FOLD tortilla over

PLACE carefully in a clean pan over a medium heat

FLIP after two minutes

REMOVE from pan after another minute

SLICE and serve (5)

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The Goddamn New Yorker Pastrami / Sweet Pickles / Swiss Cheese /...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:00:00 +0000

The Goddamn New Yorker

Pastrami / Sweet Pickles / Swiss Cheese / Bagel / 50g Butter / Plain Flour / Milk / Mustard (1)

HEAT goddamn grill to 200C

GRATE 150g of goddamn swiss cheese

CUT the goddamn bagel in half

TOAST under the goddamn grill for 2 mins

CHOP several goddamn pickles

REMOVE bagel from goddamn grill

MELT butter in goddamn saucepan over low heat

ADD flour once goddamn butter melts

ALLOW flour to cook out for 2-3 goddamn mins

POUR in goddamn milk and whisk

THICKEN sauce over a low goddamn heat

SPRINKLE in 2/3 of the goddamn cheese (2)

STIR like goddamn crazy and remove from heat

LAYER mustard, pastrami and pickles on goddamn bagel (3)

SQUIRT more mustard then sprinkle goddamn cheese on top

THROW back under goddamn grill until cheese melts

DIP top half of goddamn bagel into cheese sauce (4)

PLACE on top of goddamn grilled filling

POUR a little more goddamn sauce over the top

ADD a sprinkle of cheese and chopped goddamn pickles

GRILL for 2 goddamn minutes (5)

EAT the goddamn sandwich, asshole

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