God Gives You Lemons

You need to see this

natefanaro — 2008-06-02T15:29:31+01:00

Rick Rolled you buddy!

Hurry up GWB!

natefanaro — 2008-06-02T14:50:35+01:00

I really need that "stimulus package" check so I can get my car fixed.

Mike Paahana

Lemon — 2008-05-20T04:21:57+01:00

my gf been stressing me out bout my ex, i talk 2 my ex bout this, she is the mother of my children, i end up having sex with my ex, now no problem with my psycho gf cause she da 1 4 push me back 2 my ex wife

Mike Paahana

mpaahana — 2008-05-13T00:31:46+01:00

my gf is so stupid but i no can make stupid ade whas up wit dat

Sex

11dujara — 2008-04-30T20:56:10+01:00

My roomate hooked up with a girl named Ashley Sevens.. She has no toes.. lmao

My poor car, and wallet

natefanaro — 2008-04-22T10:36:04+01:00

So I got my transmission line replaced a few weeks ago. Once that was done I noticed I had another oil leak. It was by the transmission pan. Thinking they just forgot to tighten a few bolts right I went down and had them take a look. Turns out the valve cover gasket needed to be replaced. They were pretty sure it was leaking elsewhere so they cleaned the engine and told me to come back to check it later. So I had that all done and it's leaking more than before. Turns out my main rear seal is bad, and that'll be $1,300 to fix!

My Macbook harddrive died TWICE

velcrokittyy — 2008-04-13T01:36:19+01:00

On Saturday March 29th I decided to go into work to catch up on things. My boyfriend had my car that day because his was in the shop. Because of this I called and asked him to close my macbook so I could contact him via AIM to pick me up. I came home, and ended up going out to dinner with a friend. Once home from dinner I opened the macbook, and the screen stayed black. I tried to reboot, but it gave the "cant find disk" symbol. And then the klaky klaky noise so apparent of a dead harddrive. Yup, I had one dead macbook. I purchased this in August of 2007 and this was march of 2008, making the laptop 7 months old. So I sent it out on Friday the 4th (yes I am a procrastinator). I used my boyfriends laptop when I was in class because I HATE taking handwritten notes. I was amazed to find out that on Tuesday April 8th that my macbook was back. It excited me how fast his all happened. I came home, I further set up my machine (my boyfriend had set up important applications while i was in class). Everyting went well and I was so glad to be back to my 2.1GHz Macbook from my 650MHz Windows desktop. Most of Tuesday night was spent setting up what I had. So life goes on. Wednesdays I do not have class, so I do not take my laptop to work/school. Once I got home from work (around 7pm) I tried using my macbook. Again it would open/boot. And then I heard the tell tale klaky klaky. WONDERFUL. Yep, the harddrive died AGAIN. The brand new harddrive that Apple put in, FAILED. My boyfriend called. They sent another shipping box. He also inquired on how many times this has to happen before total replacement. Looks like it is a lot. Yay me. Now I wait to see what happens.

Wrong number! Don't you understand english?

natefanaro — 2008-03-18T18:23:52+01:00

Ever since I got my cell phone with Cingular I've been getting a ton of wrong number calls. Almost none of them can speak english. From what I can tell they're Indian. I've asked just about every one that didn't hang up on me right away who they're trying to call. No one understands what I'm saying though. I finally got one that said he's calling a prepaid service to make a call to India. Sweet! So, I checked google for a while and found a prepaid international calling card service that, if you remove the 1, is a local call to my cell. It's an 866 number and the extra numbers they type in just vanish when the 1 is omitted. This has been going on for years but I finally found out how to get these to stop. I'm just going to tell those fuckers that they should use a different calling card service. The one they use funds terrorists or something. Of course, I'm going to have to find out how to say it in hindi since these fuckers somehow are in this country but don't understand how to speak the language, or use a phone!

Lying cheating whore!

wwyles — 2008-03-14T17:03:16+01:00

I found out that Kenny has been cheating on me with a midget AND a man we'll call Benglish. Here's a picture of the two man stealing bastards. I'm so leaving Kenny. The wedding is off. Whore.

Today's Tom Sawyer

steveo.mitchell — 2008-03-14T11:47:02+01:00

When I went to help my future brother in law paint his house, I hoped to bring my skill and experience. It seems I also brought a little bit of 'duh' with me also. Whilst out in the hall talking with my finance, I hear a rather distinct 'clunk' from the bathroom I was painting in. Upon arrival in the WC I see, behind the toilet, a speedily spreading spill of primer and the capsized can which so recently occupied the space on top of the tank. Forgetting about friction does not provide good times. I will say, however, that paper plates make for some great scoopers. Obey gravity, it's the law.

When life gives you a negative, don't despair...because what might develop is a pretty picture!

billsmom — 2008-03-14T09:12:34+01:00

Bills Mom

No stranger

natefanaro — 2008-03-14T01:46:38+01:00

I've made a few websites from scratch. All end up in the scrap pile since no one visits them. Maybe this one will be different. Probably not :( Other than the search box not working yet, it's all ready. Happy birthday to me, and god gives you lemons.

Too bad I love stuffed crust

natefanaro — 2008-03-12T19:32:52+01:00

I'm lactose intolerant and it sucks. No more stuffed crust veggie lovers from pizza hut for me! I feel like I have to crap when I walk through the cheese isle at the supermarket. That's no fun! Lactaid (the stuff that's supposed to help) doesn't help that I want to eat a fist full of string cheese. I seriously want cheese more now that I can't eat it. And this happened when I was 24. If I was 10 or so, I'd learn to live with. But no, I had to fall in love with potato skins first. Soy cheese? FUCK SOY! Try one of those fuckers raw and you'll realize those things should ever be made in to a food product!

Usually, I can change spark plugs without incident

natefanaro — 2008-03-12T16:06:34+01:00

On Friday I was on a mission to change my spark plugs. I got some fancy iridium spark plugs months ago for my car and have been dying to slap them in. I'm no stranger to changing spark plugs, and it's not tough for me. But this was the first time I changed them in an Audi A4. So I remove the coil packs and spark plugs. The old ones look ok. A little dark and a small amount of oil. Nothing to be concerned with. I slapped the new ones in. Tightened them up, and went home from my parent's house to my apartment. I get up the next day to help my friend move. Figures, I can't make it a block away from my place without my car sounding like it's has emphysema and trying to run a marathon. I went back to my parents house with my car unable to get up to 30 in less than 20 seconds. Took everything apart, regapped the plugs and torqued them correctly this time. Same thing. Through my troubleshooting I found out one of the coil packs was shot. Great. With this being an Audi I knew I'd have to go to the dealer for the part. I borrowed my mom's car, drove 25 miles to Audi only to find out they're closed on the weekend. I went to PepBoys and confirmed why I went to Audi first, they don't have it and the guy was amazed I'd even try going there for that part. (I did explain that Audi's parts department was closed.) I went to choice number three on my list. VW's parts department. Amazingly they were open AND had the part I needed! I was almost out of luck because the guy at the desk said he couldn't get me the right part without a part number. Luckily I had the part in my back pocket. Sixty dollars and three hours later, I was on my way to my friends house to help him move. Too bad he was done already :(

Nate Rules

Lemon — 2008-03-12T15:50:26+01:00

FIND A NEW GOD!

Stupid spare tire

natefanaro — 2008-03-12T11:41:55+01:00

I'm getting ready to leave work and I see my tire's flat when I get to my car. I'm in Buffalo and this was one hell of a cold wintery day. Certainly below freezing. I start bringing the jack out, loosening lugnuts, etc. Finally, I get the wheel off. It was a little stuck but I managed. By this time my hands are freezing! I say to myself, "Ok, home stretch, lets get this tire on and go home." I go to grab the spare and... it's flat. There's a HUGE metal spike in it with a chain coming out. I purchased this car about two months ago used and it looks like I'm fucked. Whoever owned the car before me got a flat, changed the tire, and kept driving on the full size spare but never fixed the original tire. I ended up calling a friend of mine that took me to Firestone to get two new tires since the old ones were beyond repair. Of course, I got bitched out by my girlfriend since I didn't have her come and help me.

I just found out my girlfriend was a hooker

auralsex — 2008-03-10T01:28:17+01:00

I noticed a while ago she always had a lot of cash on her. It didn't really bother me since it meant I could relax on the cash thing more than usual. Then one day I went home sick from work, and found a couple guys sitting in the livingroom. Thinking she may have had friends over, I went to find her in the bedroom in a nice gangbang. Turned out, she was using the livingroom as the waiting room. Naturally I got in line.

God Gives You Lemons

You need to see this

Hurry up GWB!

Mike Paahana

Mike Paahana

Sex

My poor car, and wallet

My Macbook harddrive died TWICE

More car problems

Wrong number! Don't you understand english?

Lying cheating whore!

Today's Tom Sawyer

When life gives you a negative, don't despair...because what might develop is a pretty picture!

No stranger

Too bad I love stuffed crust

Usually, I can change spark plugs without incident

Nate Rules

Stupid spare tire

I just found out my girlfriend was a hooker