Google Stalking http://www.googlestalking.com When you search for someone on Google, you're GoogleStalking. Wed, 17 Nov 2010 08:12:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Hot For Teacher! http://www.googlestalking.com/2010/11/17/hot-for-teacher/ http://www.googlestalking.com/2010/11/17/hot-for-teacher/#comments Wed, 17 Nov 2010 08:12:04 +0000 Manicrose http://www.googlestalking.com/?p=186 I stalked this teacher of mine, let’s call him George, though it’s not actually his name. I weeded through pages of irrelevant information about someone else with his name, until I found his home phone number, his street address, and a link that would allow me to email him. And yes. It is his phone number. I checked and I’m trying to stop calling! But once I started Google stalking him, I couldn’t stop. I was driven on by the power of infatuation! I went through Facebook and Myspace and Twitter and every other single site, trying to find anything related to him. I spammed people’s formsprings with questions about him. I walked by his house one time, and continually check his phone number…I have it memorized by now. My worst fear is I’ll get drunk and confess my love for him, and then not remember it the next day! And it will be really awkward and he’ll have to get a restraining order. In fact if he’s reading this, he probably knows who it is by now.

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]]> http://www.googlestalking.com/2010/11/17/hot-for-teacher/feed/ 1 Ralph Macchio Stalker! http://www.googlestalking.com/2010/11/10/ralph-macchio-stalker/ http://www.googlestalking.com/2010/11/10/ralph-macchio-stalker/#comments Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:05:35 +0000 lizzlene http://www.googlestalking.com/?p=182 I LOVE RALPH MACCHIO!!!!! HES MINE!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!i have been Google stalking him everyday since i saw one of his movies!!i am gonna KILL his wife for him. HE IS MINE B**CH!!!! NO ONE CAN STEAL MY MAN. IF YOU EVER STEAL MY MAN THEN YOU WOULD BE SORRY BECAUSE I WOULD KILL YOU AND THEN I WOULD END UP WITH HIM AND THEN YOU WON’T!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA , HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!! I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES AND I HAVE TOUCHED HIS SON’S HAIR EVERY TIME I GOT THE CHANCE AND JUMPED HIS SISTER’S BOYFRIEND!!!! I FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER AND SEND HIM E-MAILS BUT HE NEVER ANSWERS!!!! THAT STUPID B**CH WIFE OF HIS CAN FIGHT ME AND I WILL WIN!!!HE’S MINE B**CH!!!!F**K OFF….HE AINT GOT NO CHICKEN LEGS AND WHEN I MEET JAYDEN SMITH IMMA F**K HIS ASS FOR MAKING A GAY KARATE KID…..BYE B**CHES AND STAY AWAY FROM RALPH MACCHIO!!!! AS SOON AS HE SEES ME HE WILL LEAVE HIS WIFE AND MARRY ME BECAUSE HE WILL KNOW THAT ME AND HIM ARE SOUL MATES AND THAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER. SO F**K OFF MY MAN B**CHES!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops, didn’t realize the caps lock was on, does that make me look crazy?

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