“A letdown is worth a few songs. A heartbreak is worth a few albums.” Taylor Swift, on why romantic devastation is the best inspiration.

Actress, singer, professional party-hoster—now Lindsay Lohan can add Artistic Advisor to her long list of failed career choices. It’s been confirmed that our freckled friend is no longer working with the label Ungaro after the designer himself called her creations “disastrous.” The good news? Lindsay may just have a fallback plan, having recently announced she’d like to write a book. Confessions of a Teenage Train Wreck?

Spotted: Madonna and Gerard Butler grinding at an Oscars after party. Twelve years may separate their ages, but nothing came between them on the dance floor. Now that Madge has left Jesus Luz, her twenty-something Brazilian boy toy, behind, maybe she’s ready for an “older” man.

“He asked me what I do to work out because he wants man-boobs like me. I just tell him I like doing pushups.” Kellen Lutz, on his workout advice to Robert Pattinson.

Where will you be tonight at 9/8 c? I’ll be keeping an eye on the steamiest side of the S-N-B love triangle, and you should too. Whenever S and N get together, a gossip-worthy scandal is never far behind… Now that the Oscars are over, watch “The Hurt Locket” tonight on the CW, and see who gets hurt—and who goes home a winner.

Today’s couture class is sponsored by the letter C. To wear a Corset-like dress, you’ve got to have Confidence. Miley, your Jennifer Packham gown is gorgeous—but your slumped shoulders are a Complete Catastrophe!

Three Magical Dresses
Oscar night is all about the dresses, and so is Wish by Alexandra Bullen. In every Wish novel, three gorgeous gowns grant one wish each. What would you wish for? Learn more about Wish.

Lautner. Taylor Lautner. I’ll take mine shaken, not stirred.

It was one small step for style and one giant leap for Kristen Stewart on Oscar night. Despite seeming more than a little nervous (who wouldn’t be in front of Hollywood’s heaviest hitters?) she looked stunning in her Monique L’huillier gown. We can only hope that next year she brings the ultimate accessory: R-Patz.

Three Magical Dresses
Oscar night is all about the dresses, and so is Wish by Alexandra Bullen. In every Wish novel, three gorgeous gowns grant one wish each. What would you wish for? Learn more about Wish.

It’s an age-old fashion question: full and fabulous or streamlined and sexy? Zoe Saldana went for the best of both worlds in her Givenchy gown, which was all sophisticated sparkle on top, but multi-colored bustle at the bottom. The end result was one hot mess that no amount of Avatar special effects could fix.

Three Magical Dresses
Oscar night is all about the dresses, and so is Wish by Alexandra Bullen. In every Wish novel, three gorgeous gowns grant one wish each. What would you wish for? Learn more about Wish.

They say all great actresses have range, but Sandra Bullock may have taken the expression a little too seriously. On Saturday night, she accepted the Golden Raspberry, a.k.a, the Razzie, for Worst Actress (in All About Steve)—and on Sunday, she took home the Best Actress statuette for The Blind Side. Best or Worst, Sandra couldn’t help but look like a winner in this gorgeous Marchesa gown. (But I still wish you would have worn red, S!)

Three Magical Dresses
Oscar night is all about the dresses, and so is Wish by Alexandra Bullen. In every Wish novel, three gorgeous gowns grant one wish each. What would you wish for? Learn more about Wish.