“I see the commercials all the time and I always want one…it’s so exciting that I have my own now. I think I’m just going to live in this for the next month until lil Hank is born lolol.” – Kendra Wilkinson raves about her Snuggie.

Keep dreaming, girls: Zac Efron is still taken. Despite recent breakup rumors, sources confirmed to Us Magazine that he and longtime girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens are still a happy twosome. The HSM duo have been together for four whole years—a.k.a. as long as high school. I always love a cute couple, but seriously, are we ever going to get a crack at Zac? What the Efron?!

Stephanie Pratt’s beauty secret? A DUI, apparently. Since spending a night in the clink and booking herself a trip to rehab, Spencer’s sister has been looking better than ever. Don’t try this at home, girls!

Blake Lewis’s single may be Sad Song, but his multi-colored rooster ‘do is just sad…and wrong.

Once you’ve recovered from Lady Gaga and the D-O-V menage a trois, be sure to mark your calendar for Cecily Von Ziegesar’s exclusive Meet & Greet event at Le Club at Avenue in Long Branch, N.J. this Saturday, November 21st. Cecily will be answering your questions and signing copies of Gossip Girl: I Will Always Love You from 1-3pm, and musical guest Island/Def Jam recording artist Laura Warshauer will perform. There are only a few spots left, so hurry and sign up at www.NovelTeas.org. I might even be there—not that you’ll know who I am. XoXo.

AnnaLynne McCord and her sister Angel blew kisses at the America’s Next Top Model finale party. The 90210 star and her big sis are clearly camera-ready, but the real question is, would Tyra approve? Smile with your eyes, girls!

Spotted: Cheryl Burke out on the town at Voyeur nightclub in L.A, wearing a feathered mess that made me want to fly south for the winter.

It’s the battle of the domestic divas. Martha Stewart had some fighting words for Rachael Ray in an interview with Nightline.

“Well, to me, she professed that she could—cannot bake…She—just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes and that’s not good enough for me.”

Unfortunately, they won’t be breaking out the gloves anytime soon.  Ray responded that Martha had more skills and that she’d “rather eat Martha’s than mine, too.” Good choice, Rach. Never pick a fight with someone who’s spent time behind bars.

Last week, the Merriam Webster people added the word “unfriend” to the dictionary. Unfortunately, they overlooked my new favorite word, “Ex-Mare.” If they hadn’t, they could have easily defined it with a picture of Wilmer Valderrama. Wilmer, famous for his lovable foreign geekiness in That 70’s Show, is the LEADER of the Ex-Mares. He’s broken the hearts of Mandy Moore, Ashlee Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan. His latest conquest? A very single, but very heartbroken, Avril Lavigne. Watch out Avril, you’ve caught yourself a live one.

Got an Ex-mare of your own? Post it on the Ex Wall for a chance to win prizes.

Every year, millions of people await one for the announcement of People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. This year, the people at People awarded the coveted spot to none other than Johnny Depp. At 46, Johnny still knows how to make the girls swoon. Do you agree with the decision, or does someone else float your…pirate ship?