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The Retarded Show

2007-02-19T13:05:00.000+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have a new blog.

You: Big deal, who cares?
Me: You!!!!

http://theretardedshow.blogspot.com

wooot woot

2006-06-21T13:58:00.000+08:00

200th post

2006-06-19T23:56:00.001+08:00

For some reason, I really love drawing with Paint. For those who don't know, the banner for this blog was made entirely in Paint as well. Yes, I'm a show off, get over it. =P

Haha.. 200th post. My coffee experiment didn't go so well because I ran out of coffee after drinking the forth cup and my mum doesn't want me to buy coffee from the convenient store near my house because she wants to buy the big packet of coffee at Tesco to save a few ringgits. Hehehe, my mum is excellent at penny pinching. Awesomeness.

Drinking coffee is somehow cooler than drinking alcohol. Serious!

2006-06-18T01:23:00.000+08:00

I have roughly seven more days before this blog goes to an utter state of inactiveness. Haha…. While everyone else is trying to squeeze a whole year’s worth of partying and outing in a week, I’m… err… well… At least I’m not going all “I am so sad, only now I realize how I take things for granted bla bla bla *talks like an annoying uncle* bla bla bla”.

Anyway, I am here to put forward a question to ponder upon. What will happen if I only drink coffee for a few days? No juice, no “air masak”, just coffee. I’ll still eat normally though. Will I go doubly or even triply hyper as I already am? Or will I just stay normal? This experiment shall begin right now. I’ll keep a little low-res video diary for the next few days to log every cup of coffee I drink.

And ARGHGHAAHAGAGHGAHGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY! Ghana wins the game against Czech. Hehehe, I just love the underdogs. Especially the African teams.

p/s: Yes, I should spend more time with my friends, ok… Stop staring at me.

Listening to This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage. The new single! Metalcore is good metal, don’t flame me.

Conservation of Energy

2006-06-15T22:21:00.000+08:00

Just now I was so freaking tired while playing football. Shit... I am not supposed to feel tired! I need to eat more. Yes, eat more. But I am already a huge eating machine. Maybe the energy I get is not enough. Like just now I read this little article saying that only 15% of the energy from fuel is converted to useful energy and the rest is wasted. Interesting eh?

Fruits! I need more fruits!! And vegetables too. But not cucumbers because cucumbers suck balls. Unless they’re dipped in honey that is.

HHHHhhhmmm... I wonder how much I can eat at one time. A science teacher of mine told me a human intestine can stretch up to three or even four meters. That’s a lot of real-estate for food. I shall experiment later!

Currently listening to the album “Shovel Headed Killing Machine” by Exodus. Hooray to thrash metal!

No Mercy For The Enemy (Sugar Hilll Part 2) / Video #49

2006-06-15T02:59:00.000+08:00

After the conquest of Sugar Hill, the heroes took vengeance upon their most loathed foe.

For smooth playback, hit play, hit pause, wait for the whole video to load, then hit play again. Or you can download this video through my Multiply account or directly through the links given below.

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Ahh... Those days.

2006-06-14T19:42:00.000+08:00

It's been already three weeks since I last touch my skates. Hopefully I will be skating this weekend. Anyway, the real purpose of this post is to damn the thief who stole my funbox. That person is a real son of a bitch to steal my work of art. These pictures were taken last year. Click to enlarge.

The box.

My brother.

Me.

Chilling.

Maybe this will encourage me to find another broken fridge and turn it into a new work of art. ;-)

VH1 Behind The Music: Pantera

2006-06-13T23:19:00.000+08:00

Pantera is without any doubt one of the greatest metal bands ever formed on this planet. A must watch for any metal heads and Pantera/Damageplan fans. Damn, I almost cried watching this. Rest in peace Dimebag, you will be missed.

Download torrent

Genetics

2006-06-13T18:35:00.000+08:00

Ever wondered who your ancestors really are? Or, more importantly, are you really from the background that you think you're from? read more

HHHHhhmm... I wonder if my IC is telling the complete truth about my ethnicity.

"herbs"

2006-06-13T17:31:00.000+08:00

"Where to get marijuana?

Those were the days when marijuana could be found easily on the streets. One can get them easily by asking for “Rokok sepuluh Ringgit” (10 Ringgit Cigarettes) from cigarette stores or by way of a private dealer. read more"

I was doing a google search for the word 'sepuluh ringgit' and got directed to that blog. Interesting...

Sugar Hill / Video #48

2006-06-12T15:49:00.000+08:00

This is the drama, struggle and adventure behind the majestic Sugar Hill. It all began with a courage of a hero.

For smooth playback, hit play, hit pause, wait for the whole video to load, then hit play again. Or you can download this video through my Multiply account. By the way, the one on my Multiply account has a much higher quality compared to this one.

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Laptop

2006-06-11T23:54:00.000+08:00

Since most of my buddies are buying or will be buying a laptop, I think this post would be useful. However, for those who are planning to buy a Macintosh, this post would be completely useless.

Okay, you’ve got your laptop. Went extremely excited about it, turned it on and tell yourself how impressive the speed and smoothness of your brand new laptop.

Many people thought that the smoothness and speed will last forever. They’ll usually just use the laptop and install lots of bullshit to a point where the laptop will crash repetitively. Then, they’ll start complaining to their friends and force their tech savvy buddies to ‘repair’ their computers. Hehehe… Go ahead ask your friends who own laptops. I’m sure a very similar situation had happened to them.

The truth is, you need to ‘clean’ your laptop before you can start using it normally.

1.Try to get rid of everything that’s beside the clock (the taskbar) including those unregistered antivirus and those pre-installed wireless softwares. We only want to see the sound icon and the internet connectivity icon. The less the better.

2.Go to settings, control panel. Switch to “Classic View” and choose “add or remove programs”. Remove everything ACCEPT the drivers and system files. What I mean by “system files” are stuffs like Java, .NET Framework etc. And don’t worry if you’ve accidentally uninstalled those stuffs because your notebook will very most likely include the installers with the notebook in a form of CD-ROMs or DVDs and most of the time you can download them from the internet.

3.Go to your desktop right click, Arrange Icons By, and unclick “Show Desktop Icons”. Clean right? Don’t you just love it? Now to substitute your desktop. Right click at any of the space between the “start button” and the taskbar, click toolbar, click desktop. Now repeat that step again but this time unclick Quick Launch. You’re not going to need that.

4.Beside the word “Desktop” you’ll find a separator beside it. The mouse cursor will turn into a horizontal two sided arrow when you hover over it. Click and drag it onto your desktop. Then drag it on top of your windows until it creates a nice new menu bar on top of your windows. Right click on that new menu bar of yours and unclick “Show Text” and “Show Title”. Now right click on it again, and click view > small icons. Right click on it again and click “Always on Top”.

5.Now right click on the toolbar > properties > start menu and choose Classic Start Menu. You see, there is a reason why the word “classic” is there. Then, right click anywhere on the desktop > properties > Appearance and beneath the words “Windows and buttons” choose Windows Classic Style.

6.Final touches, open up MS-Paint, choose the spray tool, write something expressive and set it as your wallpaper. Now you’re done.

Now you can install your favourite antispyware and antivirus softwares. Don’t you just love your clean laptop? Hehe, actually this is just a small fraction of what I usually do and if you have anything to add please write it down on the comment section.

Clean, simple and nice. (Mine)

Horrendous, chaotic and messed up. (My dad's)

p/s: You should also apply these steps on a fresh new computer.

Buah Kabung

2006-06-10T22:05:00.000+08:00

Those round white things are called "buah kabung" in Malay. You usually find them in ABC. Nice. HHmmm.... For some reason, "silicon testicals" came across my mind when I was eating those things. And only today I know that lots of people come to Penang just to buy buah kabung. Cool eh? Penang; the centre of edible silicon testicals.

Germany 4 | Costa Rica 2

2006-06-10T11:46:00.000+08:00

Did you guys catch last night’s World Cup opening match?! Damn, it was some sweet ass first class football.

Video by martimonsta13

Tangisan Hipokrit / Video #47

2006-06-09T17:23:00.000+08:00

Kesedihan merupakan satu dimensi kehidupan yang sangat sukar untuk dielakkan. Kadang-kala apabila seseorang itu berada dalam kesedihan, segala kegembiraan yang dahulu terus dilupakan. Begitulah kelaziman sifat bagi seseorang manusia.

Dalam entri ini, saya ingin mempersembahkan "Tangisan Hipokrit". Saya memilih tajuk tersebut kerana setiap titis tangisan dalam video berikut adalah tidak ikhlas dan palsu.

Lagu latar belakang bagi video ini merupakan lagu yang dihasilkan oleh saya sendiri yang bertajuk "Random Notes That Sound Good".

Saya telah sediakan dua pilihan untuk menonton video ini. Pertama, melalui Youtube yang boleh dimainkan dalam blog ini sendiri. Kedua, dengan memuatturun video ini dari akaun Multiply saya. Video yang terdapat di Multiply mempunyai kualiti yang lebih tinggi, justeru membolehkan video ini ditonton dengan lebih jelas.

Selamat menonton!

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Saving The Fish / Video #46

2006-06-08T11:07:00.000+08:00

Last weekend, my grandmother gave our family four fishes. Unfortunately one of them died during our journey back home.

Last night, something bad happened to one of them. This video is about the dramatic rescue of that fish. (hahaha..)

Enjoy!

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The Little Mean Machine

2006-06-07T23:58:00.000+08:00

My new laptop was delivered earlier this afternoon and it is SO FREAKING SMALL!

hahahah!!

ARGH!!! (Problem solved. This post is useless)

2006-06-06T21:50:00.000+08:00

F*CK!!! I think f*cking Satan f*cking screwed my camera~! Shit!!!!! All of sudden, for no obvious reason my video camera is dysfunctioning!!!! NO!!!!! Not now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~If any of you know of a Sony service centre in Penang PLEASE I repeat, PLEASE tell me about it!~~

edit: Thanks to the power of Google I now know there's one Sony service centre in Tanjong Tokong. Haihs.... Where the hell is Tanjung Tokong...??? Nevermind... as long as there's hope that I can repair my handycam, I'm happy.

edit (2): Hahahhaha! Some how I've managed to mysteriously repair my camera by myself. This post is kinda useless now. So happy =)

6.6.6

2006-06-06T19:36:00.000+08:00

Satan: So what bad shit have you done today?

(sadly, this isn't my picture)

p/s: Hahaha... Honestly speaking, today is more peaceful than the past few days. The air is clean, the wheather is nice and everyone seems to be quite happy.

Deutsche sprechen (hope I get that one correct)

2006-06-05T23:57:00.000+08:00

Being a jobless teenager without any form of real commitment, I find myself having ample of free time.

I was wondering; can I really learn a language in a few days? I am here to put that question to the test becaus I found this lying in my room earlier this evening:

There are 8 audio CDs which I've converted to mp3 files. This is what the audio-book claims:

Anyone can learn a language with Michel Thomas--The World's Greatest Language Teacher. No books. No writing. No drills. And nothing to memorize--ever! With his unique program, Michel Thomas has taught celebrities, corporate leaders, and schoolchildren--with immediate and amazing results. Now the Language Teacher to the Stars invites everyone to join his class! Using German with Michel Thomas , listeners learn in real time--fully understanding as they go along, turning words into short sentences, and then building them into longer, more complex sentences, until they are conversing in German. Michel will have listeners formulating their own thoughts and sentences from the very beginning, even if they have never succeeded in learning a language before. Michel has used this very method to teach celebrities such as Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, Barbra Streisand, Warren Beatty, and Princess Grace of Monaco.

So, if everything goes well, I should be able to speak German in two or three days of time. Hope this works… =)

I will be assisted by a cheapskate, no-brand (actually it’s Ovann), RM15 headphones

and a Sony NW-E005.

I just love that combo... :)

p/s: Yes, I took German lessons before but that was back in early 2001 which is a long fat ass time ago.

fo.rtuito.us

2006-06-05T22:09:00.000+08:00

This is a bit weird. Meet random people on the internet through fo.rtuito.us (damn, it's so fcuking hard to spell that domain....). Another odd invention in the internet. I have nothing against the whole idea but there's something weird about meeting almost absolutely random people through the internet. Hahaha. check it out!

5.6.6

2006-06-05T21:12:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow!!!! HEAGRHGH!!!!!!

Do you remember this guy?

2006-06-05T19:52:00.000+08:00

I was browsing through YouTube for Malaysian videos and I bumped into this. Did you remember this guy? Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim. I wonder what would happen if he wasn't fired in 1999 (Or was it 1998?)...

X-Men 4: The Last Stand, Seriously! or Maybe Not...

2006-06-05T11:17:00.000+08:00

HAHAHHAH!!!! Last Saturday, Faiz told me that there is an extended short ending after the credits of X-Men 3 which gives the idea of a sequel. Guess what? Fox CONFIRMED X-Men 4! HHAHAHAH!!!

Despite the stupid title "X-Men: The Last Stand", Fox Head Tom Rothman has all but confirmed that there will indeed be an X-Men 4, and probably more after that as well. Now it's all well and good for him to say that now... but if X-Men 3 is a bomb (which we all know it won't be... even if it sucks) then those words will be quickly eaten.

Read the whole article here

A Little Advice / Video #45

2006-06-05T03:15:00.000+08:00

Hit play, then hit pause. Wait for the video to load, then hit play again.

Muahahhaha! This video features Humpy but this time he’s not a homosexual pedophile. This video is a bit weird but I think it’s worth checking out. Enjoy!