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term="dejar"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="linterna"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="luz"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="mancha"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="traje"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>La linterna del acomodador nos deja una mancha de luz en el traje.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/8169534294526167650/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/04/la-linterna-del-acomodador-nos-deja-una.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/8169534294526167650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-1348374619218477320</id><published>2011-09-05T05:26:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-09-05T05:26:00.190+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="burro"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="dentadura"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="grave"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hombre"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tener"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Lo más grave es que el burro tiene dentadura de hombre.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="mascota"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="muchacho"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sudáfrica"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>A veces, la mascota que eligen los muchachos es terrible. Así, ese elefante, que es la de los&lt;span class=&quot;Apple-style-span&quot; style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt; boy-scouts&lt;/span&gt; de Sudáfrica.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/4073558291406742551/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/veces-la-mascota-que-eligen-los.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/4073558291406742551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/4073558291406742551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/veces-la-mascota-que-eligen-los.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-4088037120188063817</id><published>2011-08-31T05:19:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-31T05:19:00.863+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="horizonte"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="luna"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="rascacielos"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>La luna de los rascacielos no es la misma que la luna de los horizontes.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/4088037120188063817/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link 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src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-8689716277542718380</id><published>2011-08-30T05:16:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T05:16:00.248+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="añadir"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="margen"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="menú"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="olvidar"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="posdata"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="restaurante"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Lo mejor de los menus de restaurantes es la posdata en que se añade lo que se olvidaba y también es bueno lo que está escrito al margen o de través.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/8689716277542718380/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/lo-mejor-de-los-menus-de-restaurantes.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/8689716277542718380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/8689716277542718380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/lo-mejor-de-los-menus-de-restaurantes.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-1172960823130414856</id><published>2011-08-29T05:11:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-29T05:11:00.278+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="mañana"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="mundo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="posada"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="recién llegado"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="verse"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>En la mañana se ve que el mundo es una gran posada, trajinadora, alegre, llena de recién llegados.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/1172960823130414856/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/en-la-manana-se-ve-que-el-mundo-es-una.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/1172960823130414856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/1172960823130414856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/en-la-manana-se-ve-que-el-mundo-es-una.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-8624786162233500139</id><published>2011-08-28T05:10:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-28T05:10:00.119+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="agua"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="colonia"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="invitado"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="repartir"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="whisky"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Repartía el &lt;span class=&quot;Apple-style-span&quot; style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;whisky &lt;/span&gt;como si pusiese agua de colonia a los invitados.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/8624786162233500139/comments/default' title='Enviar 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src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-336538595435852721</id><published>2011-08-27T05:09:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-27T05:09:00.191+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="blanca"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="colcha"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="salida"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="sábana"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="teatro"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>La colcha es la salida de teatro del Teatro de las Sábanas Blancas.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/336538595435852721/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/la-colcha-es-la-salida-de-teatro-del.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/336538595435852721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/336538595435852721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/la-colcha-es-la-salida-de-teatro-del.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-6091610591222537062</id><published>2011-08-26T05:07:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-26T05:07:00.443+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="arruinarse"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="corazón"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="dar"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="muestra"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pedir"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="quedarse"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tela"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tendero"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>El tendero de buen corazón que dio muestras de tela a todas las que se lo pidieron quedó arruinado.</content><link rel='replies' 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src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-7914464669573311720</id><published>2011-08-25T05:06:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-25T05:06:00.210+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cielo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cine"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="decir"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="día"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="espectáculo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gris"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>El cielo gris quiere decir que el día va a ser como un espectáculo de cine.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/7914464669573311720/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' 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src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-1517714904116810001</id><published>2011-08-24T05:05:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-24T05:05:00.380+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="mirar"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="objeto"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tienda"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="óptica"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>¡Cómo nos mira una tienda de objetos de óptica!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/1517714904116810001/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/como-nos-mira-una-tienda-de-objetos-de.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' 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scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="galleta"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="luna"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="poeta"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>El poeta se alimenta con galletas de luna.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/6828091577942674360/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/01/el-poeta-se-alimenta-con-galletas-de.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/6828091577942674360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/6828091577942674360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/01/el-poeta-se-alimenta-con-galletas-de.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-6454737430205964403</id><published>2011-08-22T05:01:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-22T05:01:00.801+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="boda"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="casorio"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="himeneo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="llamar"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="parecer"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="rumba"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Cuando al casorio se le llama himeneo, parece que va a ser boda con rumba final.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/6454737430205964403/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/cuando-al-casorio-se-le-llama-himeneo.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/6454737430205964403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/6454737430205964403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/cuando-al-casorio-se-le-llama-himeneo.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-1503578996096000604</id><published>2011-08-21T21:08:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-21T21:08:00.825+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="China"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="chino"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="conflicto"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="disfrazar"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="poder"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>¡Qué conflicto! En la China no pueden disfrazarse de chinos en Carnaval.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/1503578996096000604/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/que-conflicto-en-la-china-no-pueden.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/1503578996096000604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/1503578996096000604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/que-conflicto-en-la-china-no-pueden.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-4422825781590832956</id><published>2011-08-20T21:06:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-20T21:06:00.777+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="colgar"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="emparrado"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="luz"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pérgola"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="racimo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="verano"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="verdadera"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>La verdadera luz del verano está en los racimos que cuelgan de la pérgola del emparrrado.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/4422825781590832956/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/la-verdadera-luz-del-verano-esta-en-los.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/4422825781590832956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/4422825781590832956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/la-verdadera-luz-del-verano-esta-en-los.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-3726432331374389794</id><published>2011-08-19T21:04:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-19T21:04:00.454+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="corona"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cresta"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="frigio"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gallo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gorro"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="nunca"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="querer"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="saber"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>No se sabrá nunca si la cresta del gallo quiere ser corona o gorro frigio.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/3726432331374389794/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/no-se-sabra-nunca-si-la-cresta-del.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/3726432331374389794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7953263766546513499/posts/default/3726432331374389794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/no-se-sabra-nunca-si-la-cresta-del.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12851110716121722734</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953263766546513499.post-664013078470759160</id><published>2011-08-18T21:02:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-08-18T21:02:00.427+02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cuervo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="entierro"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="siempre"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="vestirse"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Los cuervos están siempre vestidos de entierro.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/feeds/664013078470759160/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://totalgreguerias.blogspot.com/2009/03/los-cuervos-estan-siempre-vestidos-de.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' 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