Grouchy Rabbit

Signs that things aren't going so well

Oprah decides what you do next in life.

Spread nutella on diaper. Lick in public.

Don't eat soap, no matter how good it smells.

If life gives you melons, you probably have dyslexia.

Pay attention in your High School Spanish class... It will help you in your future career at Taco Bell.

When opening a bag of bread, you will always skip the first piece.

Stacy's mom.

I may or may not have (phrase) - I did.

I've got this friend (phrase) - What you say when wishing to refer to yourself in an awkward situation.

The good news from your boss is that you now get to file for unemployment.

Your fatbooth photos need no editing.

English teachers put more thought into the book than the author does.

Awkward (adjective) - Looking into someone's eyes while eating a banana.

You have a thing for your half-sister and your Uncle Scar just killed your dad.

You lost your voice, you can't walk, you don't know how to use a fork, and a fat octopus attempts to drown your true love.

Whenever you are unhappy with your father, watch Star Wars and remember that it could be worse.

There's no food in the house (phrase) - We are out of cookies and ice cream.

Most middle class people are more suited to run the country than the government.

You are able to use your stomach as an armrest.

Pharmacist (noun) - A drug dealer with a white coat.